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Chris Withers
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If I had anything funny to put here, my follower count would be higher.
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Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I guess the good news is that with the Liberal party turning into a less-crazy Conservative Party, the crazy Conservative Party might not get into power with Poilievre at the helm?
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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What a win! #PWHL #Goldeneyes
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
116 was trying to get this started. #goldeneyes
My early opinion on Coliseum chants? 'Let's Go Goldeneyes!' is a little wordy. Someone needs to try a 'Go Ducks Go' or the ol' 'Quack! Quack! Quack!' chants 🦆
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Gotta be Bon’s
What would we consider Vancouver slop?
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).

Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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The Scotland-Denmark highlights are holy shit worth your time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=73cV...
SCOTLAND 4-2 DENMARK | Scotland Qualify for 2026 World Cup! | World Cup Qualifier Highlights
YouTube video by Scotland National Team
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Happy to be of service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The crowd in San Antonio is singing olés. Actual atmosphere beyond eternal defence chants? Outstanding!
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Reach out and text faith.
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is like the hockey gods version of the parable of the drowning man. “We gave you a Demko injury, a Hughes injury, and more players used than any other team. Why the hell didn’t you REBUILD?” #Canucks
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Anyone looking for a very Canadian experience right now should turn on TSN 3. Canadian Premier League final is on in near whiteout conditions.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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FIFA Puskas Award nominee at the #CanPL final, why the heck not 🥶🚲

📹 OneSoccer
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Stopped paying attention to MLS and the Whitecaps years ago, but the hater spark is still alive and causes me to tune in for the replay of a sounders penalty defeat.

Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I really could care less about the spin calling it an iconic bird or whatever, Goldeneyes is a great name and they nailed the logo. I was prepared to buy an inaugural generic jersey in case the brand sucked but I’m definitely holding off until the logoed jerseys come out in year 2 now.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The only reason to go to Staten Island is to get a free look at the Statue of Liberty from the ferry.
Not going to lie most of what I knew about Staten Island comes from their voting record and What We Do In the Shadows

I don't wish to visit there
this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Bsky only has two modes: Yub Nub or Alderaan 2 seconds after the order
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Incredible
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is what I deserve for investing in Toronto sports teams. Fuck sakes.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM