Chris Withers
@chrisosaur.bsky.social
If I had anything funny to put here, my follower count would be higher.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I guess the good news is that with the Liberal party turning into a less-crazy Conservative Party, the crazy Conservative Party might not get into power with Poilievre at the helm?
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I guess the good news is that with the Liberal party turning into a less-crazy Conservative Party, the crazy Conservative Party might not get into power with Poilievre at the helm?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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116 was trying to get this started. #goldeneyes
My early opinion on Coliseum chants? 'Let's Go Goldeneyes!' is a little wordy. Someone needs to try a 'Go Ducks Go' or the ol' 'Quack! Quack! Quack!' chants 🦆
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
116 was trying to get this started. #goldeneyes
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"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Gotta be Bon’s
What would we consider Vancouver slop?
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Gotta be Bon’s
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Happy to be of service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy to be of service.
The crowd in San Antonio is singing olés. Actual atmosphere beyond eternal defence chants? Outstanding!
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The crowd in San Antonio is singing olés. Actual atmosphere beyond eternal defence chants? Outstanding!
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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Reach out and text faith.
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reach out and text faith.
This is like the hockey gods version of the parable of the drowning man. “We gave you a Demko injury, a Hughes injury, and more players used than any other team. Why the hell didn’t you REBUILD?” #Canucks
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is like the hockey gods version of the parable of the drowning man. “We gave you a Demko injury, a Hughes injury, and more players used than any other team. Why the hell didn’t you REBUILD?” #Canucks
Anyone looking for a very Canadian experience right now should turn on TSN 3. Canadian Premier League final is on in near whiteout conditions.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anyone looking for a very Canadian experience right now should turn on TSN 3. Canadian Premier League final is on in near whiteout conditions.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Stopped paying attention to MLS and the Whitecaps years ago, but the hater spark is still alive and causes me to tune in for the replay of a sounders penalty defeat.
Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Stopped paying attention to MLS and the Whitecaps years ago, but the hater spark is still alive and causes me to tune in for the replay of a sounders penalty defeat.
Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
I really could care less about the spin calling it an iconic bird or whatever, Goldeneyes is a great name and they nailed the logo. I was prepared to buy an inaugural generic jersey in case the brand sucked but I’m definitely holding off until the logoed jerseys come out in year 2 now.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I really could care less about the spin calling it an iconic bird or whatever, Goldeneyes is a great name and they nailed the logo. I was prepared to buy an inaugural generic jersey in case the brand sucked but I’m definitely holding off until the logoed jerseys come out in year 2 now.
The only reason to go to Staten Island is to get a free look at the Statue of Liberty from the ferry.
Not going to lie most of what I knew about Staten Island comes from their voting record and What We Do In the Shadows
I don't wish to visit there
I don't wish to visit there
this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The only reason to go to Staten Island is to get a free look at the Statue of Liberty from the ferry.
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I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao
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Bsky only has two modes: Yub Nub or Alderaan 2 seconds after the order
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Bsky only has two modes: Yub Nub or Alderaan 2 seconds after the order
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
This is what I deserve for investing in Toronto sports teams. Fuck sakes.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This is what I deserve for investing in Toronto sports teams. Fuck sakes.