Chris Withers
@chrisosaur.bsky.social
If I had anything funny to put here, my follower count would be higher.
Signed up for adult rec league. Heard nothing until 4 hours before the game when they apologized for the delay, told me I was on “Team Yellow” but that the shirts won’t be here til next week and I should “try and wear something yellow.” Best believe I’m bringing out this beauty then. #ncfc
September 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Signed up for adult rec league. Heard nothing until 4 hours before the game when they apologized for the delay, told me I was on “Team Yellow” but that the shirts won’t be here til next week and I should “try and wear something yellow.” Best believe I’m bringing out this beauty then. #ncfc
I have a love of ludicrous jerseys, but I’ve never paid the price for a gamer. Some of my favs: Naslund #22 salmon alternate. Atlanta Thrashers baby blue alternate. Newfoundland Growlers gold. Wolfsburg Grizzly Adams Halloween special edition.
September 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have a love of ludicrous jerseys, but I’ve never paid the price for a gamer. Some of my favs: Naslund #22 salmon alternate. Atlanta Thrashers baby blue alternate. Newfoundland Growlers gold. Wolfsburg Grizzly Adams Halloween special edition.
“Mother has abandoned me. She will never return. I am alone in this cruel world.”
Mother went for a massage, she’s already on her way home, and I’m still here, you jerk.
Mother went for a massage, she’s already on her way home, and I’m still here, you jerk.
September 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“Mother has abandoned me. She will never return. I am alone in this cruel world.”
Mother went for a massage, she’s already on her way home, and I’m still here, you jerk.
Mother went for a massage, she’s already on her way home, and I’m still here, you jerk.
Fuck yes. Caught dinner this morning. Fresh cod. Lemon, butter, garlic, and dill pan sauce.
July 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Fuck yes. Caught dinner this morning. Fresh cod. Lemon, butter, garlic, and dill pan sauce.
The arc of the sideline is long, but it bends toward justice… then injustice… then north… then injustice again #league1bc @altitudefc.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The arc of the sideline is long, but it bends toward justice… then injustice… then north… then injustice again #league1bc @altitudefc.bsky.social
Guess I’ll eat a plum cake about it.
June 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Guess I’ll eat a plum cake about it.
Dog sleeping with stuffed panda bear. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #DogSleepingWithStuffedPandaBear
June 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Dog sleeping with stuffed panda bear. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #DogSleepingWithStuffedPandaBear
June 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Beautiful sunset to go with a beautiful Oilers loss.
June 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Beautiful sunset to go with a beautiful Oilers loss.
Seamus would like you, please, to vote. You can’t say no to this face. You have to do it now.
April 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Seamus would like you, please, to vote. You can’t say no to this face. You have to do it now.
Pile of absolute rubbish.
April 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Pile of absolute rubbish.
These cost $400. What the actual fuck?
March 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
These cost $400. What the actual fuck?
Weeping Angel. Trying not to blink.
March 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Weeping Angel. Trying not to blink.
I’m at a San Lorenzo match. AMA.
March 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’m at a San Lorenzo match. AMA.
Apple News does a mini and full crossword, a sudoku, and one called Quartiles where you have to find the five four-tile words in the grid.
January 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Apple News does a mini and full crossword, a sudoku, and one called Quartiles where you have to find the five four-tile words in the grid.
Hope you all have a better New Year’s than this mfer
January 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hope you all have a better New Year’s than this mfer
Beer tastes better after a ridiculous comeback win in the curling.
December 16, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Beer tastes better after a ridiculous comeback win in the curling.
We won. I think. Couldn’t really tell.
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 AM
We won. I think. Couldn’t really tell.
There is professional tag, is a thing I’ve learned tonight. For money. Or at least a world championship. They even have VAR! Shit’s high stakes.
December 3, 2024 at 4:52 AM
There is professional tag, is a thing I’ve learned tonight. For money. Or at least a world championship. They even have VAR! Shit’s high stakes.
If you see this, post a concert photo you took.
The Killers, UBC, 2017
The Killers, UBC, 2017
November 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
If you see this, post a concert photo you took.
The Killers, UBC, 2017
The Killers, UBC, 2017
If you see this, quote post with a famous landmark you’ve seen.
October 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
If you see this, quote post with a famous landmark you’ve seen.