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Chris 🇨🇦
@chrismason.cc
GRC and Privacy Analyst. American in Canada. Opinions are my own, and their validity is often questionable.

Elbows up. 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦

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This account is, and always will be a safe space for anyone that considers themselves part of the LGBTQ+ community.

It, however, is ABSOLUTELY NOT a safe space for anyone that supports, excuses, or voted for Donald Trump, or any local MAGA candidates. Period.
Has anyone here used both Govee and Hue colored light bulbs? We want to compare color richness but are struggling to find online comparisons for the two.
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The rest of the world thinks he's an idiot.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by Chris 🇨🇦
Since 2018, with the Proton community we've raised funds to support people and organizations fighting for a free, open, and private internet; this year we're adding $200k to the pot. Nominations close Nov 24th.

https://proton.me/blog/lifetime-fundraiser-survey-2025
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What's their fucking obsession with Autistic people? All we wanna do is live our gotdamm lives. Fuck off, go fix something that can be fixed, like childhood hunger, or the state of the education system, or some shit.
Initially, some moms of autistic kids eagerly accepted vaccine lies, because that way they could reject the "refrigerator mother" hypothesis, which blamed autism on "cold" mothering.

Now, those same tired vaccine lies will likely be used to blame moms who choose to vaccinate their kids.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Someone must have been cutting onions in the theater or something.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It’s tiiiime!
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Which is great if you don't live in a house...
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is seriously fucked.
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Saaaaaame
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A little spur on a screw on the underside of my desk has annoyed me for months, it took me 1 second to sand it down. Sigh
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We’re watching Gremlins for the first time in a few years and man is it way more violent than I remembered.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🤮🤮🤮
The US Ambassador to the United Nations and Nicki Minaj.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Read one of bloomfs books and I think I need to go take care of something real quick. 😮‍💨😮‍💨
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Husband: Do you want some pasta with butter?
Me: I’m not *that* autistic.
Husband: A simple “no thank you” would suffice.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Why’s he always grabbing people by the genitals?
I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you needed a reason to leave Google behind, maybe this is it.
New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings

“Big tech has made their choice”

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It only tells us that Davis had a shitty case, not that they won't overturn same sex marriage the first chance they get if a legit case makes it that far up the ladder.
The Supreme Court’s refusal to hear this case says it all.

They keep trying to take us backward, but we’re not going. Love always wins.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fucking cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
IKEA: the best way to hit your daily step goal.
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I love being queer 😉
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’ve done all 20. My back hurts, now get off my lawn.
Adding in alt text.
(Also 1, boom boxes ate batteries)

I just need to say "The Fabulous Weird" is so wildly wrong.
None of this is weird!

Nostalgic and historical? Yes. But not weird. All of this is incredibly everyday.

We need to make a nostalgic weird list.

Let's compile items in the comments.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I know you gotta make calls to make sales, but who's making cold calls at 4:56PM on a Friday?
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM