Chris
@chrismarie.bsky.social
writer | book hoarder | animal rescue supporter | human rights enthusiast | she/her
I wanna hear the conversation where he asks to keep his phone but not the number that goes with it
February 10, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I wanna hear the conversation where he asks to keep his phone but not the number that goes with it
Anyone feeling absolutely lost at why we have to keep humanizing humans so they'll all be treated like humans?
November 30, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Anyone feeling absolutely lost at why we have to keep humanizing humans so they'll all be treated like humans?
Bed Bath & Beyond has announced they're returning as an online store!
But I've already said my goodbye and suffered the grieving process, so y'all are dead to me. Sorry, babes 😘
But I've already said my goodbye and suffered the grieving process, so y'all are dead to me. Sorry, babes 😘
November 21, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Bed Bath & Beyond has announced they're returning as an online store!
But I've already said my goodbye and suffered the grieving process, so y'all are dead to me. Sorry, babes 😘
But I've already said my goodbye and suffered the grieving process, so y'all are dead to me. Sorry, babes 😘
As a 46yo who has spent almost 3 years dealing with long covid, it's depressing to realize when this finally kills me, they'll just say I had heart disease and no one will ever know how many of us could have had a different outcome
November 18, 2023 at 1:53 AM
As a 46yo who has spent almost 3 years dealing with long covid, it's depressing to realize when this finally kills me, they'll just say I had heart disease and no one will ever know how many of us could have had a different outcome
Sorry to the guy in Barnes & Noble today who looked kinda like @chuckwendig.bsky.social and was near Chuck Wendig's books because I was trying to inconspicuously get a good look at your face to see if you were actually Chuck Wendig 😬
November 12, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Sorry to the guy in Barnes & Noble today who looked kinda like @chuckwendig.bsky.social and was near Chuck Wendig's books because I was trying to inconspicuously get a good look at your face to see if you were actually Chuck Wendig 😬
There's nothing like finally having a day you feel cute and taking 100 selfies and every damn one says "guess again, bitch"
October 28, 2023 at 8:03 PM
There's nothing like finally having a day you feel cute and taking 100 selfies and every damn one says "guess again, bitch"
Don't forget to check your local library for book sales! I grabbed a pile today that I can't wait to dig into!
Booksky 💙📚
Booksky 💙📚
October 28, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Don't forget to check your local library for book sales! I grabbed a pile today that I can't wait to dig into!
Booksky 💙📚
Booksky 💙📚
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i tried my hand at antipropaganda. a shopping list of impossible things: peace, safety, to live inside a loaf of bread, a wise goldfinch companion, for prayers to be answered. https://open.substack.com/pub/theswordandthesandwich/p/all-the-things-i-want?r=9ow&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
All the Things I Want
"An imaginary shopping list, whose first item is the undoing of a war, and whose other items are equally implausible"
open.substack.com
October 15, 2023 at 7:17 PM
i tried my hand at antipropaganda. a shopping list of impossible things: peace, safety, to live inside a loaf of bread, a wise goldfinch companion, for prayers to be answered. https://open.substack.com/pub/theswordandthesandwich/p/all-the-things-i-want?r=9ow&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
If you live in the Philly suburbs and your Instacart shopper is a tall lady with a bejeweled turban headwrap, I just want you to know she's out here doing her best to find everything you asked for!
October 16, 2023 at 8:04 PM
If you live in the Philly suburbs and your Instacart shopper is a tall lady with a bejeweled turban headwrap, I just want you to know she's out here doing her best to find everything you asked for!
Contacted by a recruiter who offered a job that is budgeted for $32/hr.
After filling out a bunch of forms and 2 phone calls, he said due to budget cuts they can only offer $28/hr.
Cigna is making billions but sure, budget cuts 🙄
After filling out a bunch of forms and 2 phone calls, he said due to budget cuts they can only offer $28/hr.
Cigna is making billions but sure, budget cuts 🙄
October 13, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Contacted by a recruiter who offered a job that is budgeted for $32/hr.
After filling out a bunch of forms and 2 phone calls, he said due to budget cuts they can only offer $28/hr.
Cigna is making billions but sure, budget cuts 🙄
After filling out a bunch of forms and 2 phone calls, he said due to budget cuts they can only offer $28/hr.
Cigna is making billions but sure, budget cuts 🙄
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I could be getting railed right now
October 4, 2023 at 3:25 AM
I could be getting railed right now
Is anyone a zombie yet? My phone went off, but I still haven't turned? How long do we have to wait?
I'm hungry, I need to know if I should make brains for dinner or stick with pasta?
I'm hungry, I need to know if I should make brains for dinner or stick with pasta?
October 4, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Is anyone a zombie yet? My phone went off, but I still haven't turned? How long do we have to wait?
I'm hungry, I need to know if I should make brains for dinner or stick with pasta?
I'm hungry, I need to know if I should make brains for dinner or stick with pasta?
Day 5 of my bicep twitching so if anyone needs me I'll be in my room screaming into a pillow for the foreseeable future
September 29, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Day 5 of my bicep twitching so if anyone needs me I'll be in my room screaming into a pillow for the foreseeable future
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All I really want is someone to love and a horse that solves crimes
September 28, 2023 at 2:17 PM
All I really want is someone to love and a horse that solves crimes
Thread view on bluesky is making me nostalgic for old tumblr
September 28, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Thread view on bluesky is making me nostalgic for old tumblr
I'm not watching the debate, but someone please let me know if anyone asks Ramaswamy why he would put citizenship rules in place that would literally be deporting himself. Kthx
September 28, 2023 at 1:44 AM
I'm not watching the debate, but someone please let me know if anyone asks Ramaswamy why he would put citizenship rules in place that would literally be deporting himself. Kthx
I've applied to at least 200 jobs over the last 4 months. I have loads of experience, use all the right keywords, made well-written resume & cover letter, and cast a wide net from subordinate to leadership positions.
Not one interview
Say "no one wants to work" and I'll scream like Black Canary
Not one interview
Say "no one wants to work" and I'll scream like Black Canary
September 27, 2023 at 11:54 PM
I've applied to at least 200 jobs over the last 4 months. I have loads of experience, use all the right keywords, made well-written resume & cover letter, and cast a wide net from subordinate to leadership positions.
Not one interview
Say "no one wants to work" and I'll scream like Black Canary
Not one interview
Say "no one wants to work" and I'll scream like Black Canary
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The Supreme Court is hearing a case next week about who can enforce the Americans with Disabilities Act
It's been flying under the radar, and I think that's a big mistake
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/aches...
It's been flying under the radar, and I think that's a big mistake
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/aches...
Rights Without Remedies Might As Well Not Exist
In Acheson Hotels v. Laufer, the Supreme Court could further undermine this country's already shoddy system of civil rights enforcement.
ballsandstrikes.org
September 27, 2023 at 8:37 PM
The Supreme Court is hearing a case next week about who can enforce the Americans with Disabilities Act
It's been flying under the radar, and I think that's a big mistake
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/aches...
It's been flying under the radar, and I think that's a big mistake
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/aches...
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I absolutely need this for my cottage in a magical forest, that I wish I lived in! 📚💙 🌱
September 27, 2023 at 8:08 PM
I absolutely need this for my cottage in a magical forest, that I wish I lived in! 📚💙 🌱
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I hate it here 🙃
this is the funniest news story of all time and i have posted it so many times in so many different places that i almost have the url memorized abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks...
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops
abcnews.go.com
September 27, 2023 at 8:16 PM
I hate it here 🙃
I will not be wasting my energy here on "debating" weirdos who think I owe them attention. I'm not here to displace my anger. I am too old to waste my life explaining things to people who can't even stay on topic. I will even block you if I agree with you but find you slightly annoying. 😘
protip- if you see someone posting stuff u don't like just block them rather than launch a doomed crusade to make them Admit You Are Right in their mentions
too many people prefer starting a fight so they can feel self righteous than taking effective action to improve their timelines
too many people prefer starting a fight so they can feel self righteous than taking effective action to improve their timelines
September 27, 2023 at 6:25 PM
I will not be wasting my energy here on "debating" weirdos who think I owe them attention. I'm not here to displace my anger. I am too old to waste my life explaining things to people who can't even stay on topic. I will even block you if I agree with you but find you slightly annoying. 😘
If you want to be infuriatingly angry at everything, be sure to watch Take Care of Maya on Netflix.
September 27, 2023 at 5:53 PM
If you want to be infuriatingly angry at everything, be sure to watch Take Care of Maya on Netflix.