Make usury sinful again
September 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Make usury sinful again
Wait, did you really think anyone else could feel the rain on your skin except for you? How foolish!
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Wait, did you really think anyone else could feel the rain on your skin except for you? How foolish!
Forced to put parental controls on my dominoes pizza app :(
May 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Forced to put parental controls on my dominoes pizza app :(
The tragedy of needing to poop right when you get out of the shower
April 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The tragedy of needing to poop right when you get out of the shower
Actually that usb thumbdrive is load bearing so don't unplug it
March 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Actually that usb thumbdrive is load bearing so don't unplug it
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Excited for this night of songs and improvised accompaniment April 26th!
March 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Excited for this night of songs and improvised accompaniment April 26th!
My doctor told me I got the black lung. Likely from changing the cat litter too aggressively
March 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My doctor told me I got the black lung. Likely from changing the cat litter too aggressively
I think I would be the type to paint my fingernails but I have a bit of a complicated relationship with them
March 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think I would be the type to paint my fingernails but I have a bit of a complicated relationship with them
If you're uncurious you're unserious. I don't fuck with mfs with no thirst for knowledge.
February 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If you're uncurious you're unserious. I don't fuck with mfs with no thirst for knowledge.
Yay go snow! don't let the snow plow people win!
February 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yay go snow! don't let the snow plow people win!
Today I took a step out of my enclosure and instantly got doused in acid WHICH SUUUUCKED!! I'll try again in April
February 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Today I took a step out of my enclosure and instantly got doused in acid WHICH SUUUUCKED!! I'll try again in April
They should make aloe vera but for my feelings
February 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
They should make aloe vera but for my feelings
Waiting till I get to work to wipe
February 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Waiting till I get to work to wipe
Use your fingers to get between the lobes in my brain. Every inch needs to be regreased
February 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Use your fingers to get between the lobes in my brain. Every inch needs to be regreased
My grocery list is just a bunch of emojis
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My grocery list is just a bunch of emojis
The library is crazy to think I can finish 400 pages in two weeks. I've got tiktoks to watch
February 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The library is crazy to think I can finish 400 pages in two weeks. I've got tiktoks to watch
Please don't tell me any news from the Western Front it'll just make me sad
February 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Please don't tell me any news from the Western Front it'll just make me sad
"For here or to go?" Some third thing where I gobble half my burger as I pick up my order and finish it as I reach the garbage by the door
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"For here or to go?" Some third thing where I gobble half my burger as I pick up my order and finish it as I reach the garbage by the door
Reposted by double dipshit
can i get uhhhhh... one of them uhhh
February 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
can i get uhhhhh... one of them uhhh
Breaking the top off a beer bottle like I'm opening a banana
February 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Breaking the top off a beer bottle like I'm opening a banana
When she's bored this is the only way to shut her up.
January 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When she's bored this is the only way to shut her up.
Reposted by double dipshit
hello, my name is sam altman with an important transmission.
you may be familiar with my product, mega-plagiarizer 9000.
i have compelling evidence that the chinese have plagiarized the mega-plagiarizer 9000 in creating their rival mega-plagiarizer.
this is unacceptable and will teach me nothing
you may be familiar with my product, mega-plagiarizer 9000.
i have compelling evidence that the chinese have plagiarized the mega-plagiarizer 9000 in creating their rival mega-plagiarizer.
this is unacceptable and will teach me nothing
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
hello, my name is sam altman with an important transmission.
you may be familiar with my product, mega-plagiarizer 9000.
i have compelling evidence that the chinese have plagiarized the mega-plagiarizer 9000 in creating their rival mega-plagiarizer.
this is unacceptable and will teach me nothing
you may be familiar with my product, mega-plagiarizer 9000.
i have compelling evidence that the chinese have plagiarized the mega-plagiarizer 9000 in creating their rival mega-plagiarizer.
this is unacceptable and will teach me nothing