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Chris Deeley
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@ThatChris1209 on the Other One. Handsome, talented, secretly longing for death
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Got some new furniture, Duck has approved it all already
October 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Rare post to reveal that the mullet is gone
October 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Heya pals!

I don't want to get anyone too excited, but the first edition of the news @gpfansglobal.bsky.social newsletter/Substack will be live tomorrow, and it's good!

If you're a motorsport fan, F1 fan, or just a fan of my writing (I hear there are at least three of the latter), you'll love it.
July 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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omg its the bi couple from the table of contents 😭 they invented bisexuality!!! and they're still together!!! love is real
July 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
accidentally went too viral on Twitter and now they’re QTing me calling me a PhD in cheating
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
COWS
July 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Evening babs. Yes, the right side of my hair has been caught somewhat in the fan.
June 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
How it’s going on the other one
May 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
FURIOUS DRAGON CAT IS BACK
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Was at a conference dinner a while back and one guy said "The future is AI. It doesn't replace senior developers, but no more need for juniors."

To which i replied:

"Where do you think senior developers come from. Straight from the womb?"

He went quiet, then wandered off to a different huddle.
Yesterday it was a middle aged woman in my gym doing the same thing. Talking a young man’s ear off about how much chatGPT helps her do her work. Charts and writing — “i’m not good at that and now i don’t need someone in the org flow to do it”.
On the C train in Manhattan, two women — middle age, business look, clearly lawyers from the conversation — going on and on about ChatGPT. Helping them do research, write briefs, even plant a garden at home! So quick and easy!

Ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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The important thing to remember about the Chicago pope is it doesn’t include ketchup
May 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Alright got to clear out all the pope screenshots while everyone’s riffing.
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I am trying to set up for an interview you little fucks
May 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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"Why should I get all that opportunity and not a trans person? It's not equal. It's not right.”

Thank you to Hampshire’s Nancy Harman for speaking with me on the harm of the ECB’s ban on trans players, trans allyship & why athletes must use their platforms 🏳️‍⚧️.

www.skysports.com/cricket/news...
Cricket 'less inclusive' as ECB bans transgender women from playing women's cricket, says Nancy Harman
Hampshire cricketer Nancy Harman feels the sport is less inclusive after ECB bans transgender women from female competitions; says stance will damage trans peoples ability to make friends - Why should...
www.skysports.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Anyway Saturday was a great vibe
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
hurty ankle
May 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
tomorrow is going to be a movie. but like, one of those student ones that has no plot and is a shambles. LAST GOODISON GAME LFGGGG
May 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Never beating the allegations
May 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hello Blurkskurp
March 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What a start to the year
Austin Wells vs Freddy Peralta
#RepBX

🦄 IT'S A UNICORN 🦄

Home Run (1) 💣

Exit velo: 103.7 mph
Launch angle: 23 deg
Proj. distance: 348 ft

This would have been a home run at Yankee Stadium and nowhere else.

MIL (0) @ NYY (1)
🔻 1st
March 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oh, yes
March 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Has this app been reminded I’m handsome lately
March 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Eight years. Seven years and quite a few months/weeeks/days since I realised we were too busy being idiots to ever take pictures of it. A man I knew within a day was a ride or die. Responsible for some great and terrible nights. Never, ever forget you Dan.
March 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM