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Christian Chavez
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Film/Photo nerd. CalArts ‘24 BFA. Inherited unnecessarily complicated family drama about an airplane hijacking in 1972. Ask me random facts about Pokémon and Godzilla cause that’s all I got in life. Damage CTRL fan.
For the intellectuals- The wrestling community on the bird app is 100% roasting Terry Bollea the likes of which you wouldn’t believe.
July 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Listen BlueSky, I love you and k read so much of what is put on this site… however today is one or those days where I justifiably cannot leave the bird app.
June 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Loved the Rauw Alejandro concert last night. Never been to a theatrical rendition of a concert so this was a new experience.
April 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Academics scoff at this but I’m sorry this is pure performance art on a combat level. They deserve praise.
What an ending!
Iyo wins in her NXT return!
#WWENXT
April 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)
February 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Listen, it’s the worst wings I’ve ever had. Truly tasteless.
this is a sign wokeness isn’t truly dead
February 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
That explains a lot.
Playstation Network has been down for over 8 hours.
February 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Starting off the second Trump era with Captain America: The Winter Soldier and…. it’s actually kinda funny how Disney would probably never allow this movie to get made today.
January 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Hey real quick, I noticed your joke is incompatible with Kant's categorical imperative
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel vindicated for arguing that The Brutalist was empty.
As far as I'm concerned, if keeping your vision for your film under budget requires A.I., you're admitting to the world that you suck at creative problem-solving.
January 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I beat the FBI.
Here is my question to you about being metal.

What is the most METAL thing you ever did that did not involve you playing an instrument?
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’m having a sneaky suspicion that Bibi isn’t gonna go through the deal until Trump is in office. Officially making Trump the hero to Palestinian’s. It’s possible this has been their plan the whole time.
January 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Gen alpha has gone too far
The true horror of Wolf Man (2025) is that it confirms the dress over pants trend has returned.
January 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The sex bots found me on this app. I knew peace for 2 months.
Has anyone else noticed a major influx of trolls and bots here recently? Kinda harshing the vibe of this space which was pretty void of spam and/or assholes for quite a while. Worried this is just going to end up like Twitter soon where I have to turn comments to friends only to filter out the trash
January 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I am a walking mistake
January 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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For those of you who want to help, here are some local Altadena organizations who were impacted.

These are all groups I have worked with personally and can vouch for the good work they do.

Thread. #EatonFire
January 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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to all of you making rude posts about the death of anita bryant all i can say is carry on
January 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part.

Turns out those scenes were almost bang on.

The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.
January 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Silence speaks louder than words. Come election season, people will remember this.
"Do you regret cutting the fire department's budget by millions of dollars?"

Karen Bass: [silence]
January 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What a terrible world we live in.
January 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Aircraft fell half a mile away from my house.
January 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
But I thought free speech was back on the bird app?
January 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM