Every time I think I'm too blinkered about English exceptionalism, we get the likes of #InteriorDesignMasters last night. An international arts festival in the seat of our FUCKEN government and it's all gags about deep fried Mars bars, haggis and Deacon Blue, whose first album is named for Glasgow.

If you’re a Frasier fan, take a few minutes out to read this, you won’t regret it:

open.substack.com/pub/archerpa...

I have had the great fortune to eat many extraordinary meals at many extraordinary venues, but I honestly cannot recall a single dish which was improved by the addition of truffles.

We’re in the campervan on the driveway this year as there’s no room at the inn in our own house!!

#DuvetKnowItsChristmas

The older I get, the more I wonder at those who capture the blunt, angry numbness of grief. Not just the sorrow; the emptiness, the rage. The tiring, tedious business of running on the spot.

I wish Brian comfort, and only hope he knows how many people his words will reach, and help.

My Spotify Wrapped hints at gloomy vibes! #londongrammar #fourtet #mogwai #burial

Yes, people will post pictures on social media of sleeping arrangements on Xmas Eve and I will once again attempt to leverage this to raise money for charity — just pinning this to my profile to head off the relentless (i.e. sporadic) enquiries

One standing ticket for Paul Heaton in Glasgow for sale.

secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/360060D4D...