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Chris Stokes
@chris-stokes.bsky.social
Comedian & writer. BBC New Talent Hotlist/BBC Three. Host Mystery on the Rocks and Natural Born Storytellers podcasts and currently marathoning Doctor Who on YouTube
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I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".
July 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇
Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start

Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
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June 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start

Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
pod.link/1611976417/e...
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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This some HIGH QUALITY sleuthing from myself and Masud, I reckon you should all take a listen.
🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨

What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.

In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.

How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?

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June 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨

What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.

In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.

How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?

🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
June 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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I'm not going to be able to stand the confused faces of middle class sensibles on the day farage becomes PM. it'll kill me stone dead.
May 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Labour ministers are apparently ruling out scrapping the two-child benefit cap - in other words, choosing to keep 600,000 children in poverty. Meanwhile govt refuses to consider a wealth tax which could £24bn. Hard to find the words for this level of unnecessary cruelty.
April 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Thanks Sooz, I'd only just forgotten this.

Annoyed all over again now.
Biden didn't win Florida and Chris was legit annoyed I didn't have to eat some chicken stock jelly.
April 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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One of my best mates @chris-stokes.bsky.social is vegan and we livestreamed the 2020 election from his house. I arrived with a bag of snacks but accidentally left the Knorr chicken stock pots I'd got at the same time in the bag and he said if Biden won Florida I had to eat one on stream but
April 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are!

And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one!

🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧
April 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On March 24th 2025, my friend Mark Kern aka Grummz, developer of the videogame Em-8er died. He fucking died.
March 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This week's episode is another of @soozuk.bsky.social's One Hit Wonders and it drops on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over at our Patreon!!
March 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars.

Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...
March 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Comedy Podcast of The Day
@mysteryontherocks.bsky.social

Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune!
#ComedyPodcast
#Oscars

@soozuk.bsky.social

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Spoilerific Oscars Chat | Mystery on the Rocks
A relaxed chat about the Best Picture Nominees!
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March 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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This week's episode will drop on Saturday instead and sees Masud, @soozuk.bsky.social and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have a laid back but spoilerific chat about this year's Oscar nominees!

However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!
February 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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This week's episode is out now and an extended version with almost 40 minutes of extra stuff is available over at our Patreon!
This week's mystery on @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is one of our weirdest yet! A missing man eventually found in the strangest of circumstances. Listen with your ears!

Available in all your fave podcast places.

🎧https://open.spotify.com/episode/5rqPqH5G32oNk6yBFGvI0S?si=d46a763990794e29🎧
Episode 183: The Rey Rivera Mystery
Mystery on the Rocks · Episode
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February 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Can't wait till Thursday?

An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Loads of fun in Leicester last night, back there on Wednesday with a new show!

Pay what you want or £5 in advance from comedy-festival.co.uk
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bit of a posh gaff tonight for my silly jokes about bums and stuff.

(Also right behind is the actual Richard the actual Third which is easily the starriest greenroom I've ever been in)
February 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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when a trans person exists in a video game
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 AM
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A new episode of our ridiculous quiz show VHGuess has just dropped EXCLUSIVELY over at our Patreon 👇

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February 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
New South Wales - NSW

New South Fucking Wales - NSFW
February 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked
November 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
New Mystery on the Rocks day!

This week we're being very mature as usual
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

This week we're talking VERY reverentially about a very serious subject actually*

(*deathwanks!)

🎧LISTEN NOW🎧
January 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM