Mystery on the Rocks
@mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
A very silly podcast where award-winning comedians Chris Stokes, Sooz Kempner and Masud Milas tackle real unsolved mysteries and unexplained phenomena while drinking very fine cocktails...
The Guardian's 50 Funniest Podcasts 2021
The Guardian's 50 Funniest Podcasts 2021
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I think it is important to know WI and Girl Guides have not voluntarily moved into excluding trans girls and women they have been pushed into by bigot zealots and the law being an ass
I wonder how many cigars JK Rowling smokes as she mumbles “I love it when a plan comes together” as she giggles, picturing all the children she has made feel sad and more alone today
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think it is important to know WI and Girl Guides have not voluntarily moved into excluding trans girls and women they have been pushed into by bigot zealots and the law being an ass
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This week on @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social we’re covering that doctor who had his legs amputated coz it made him get a boner.
Available in all your podcast places.
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Available in all your podcast places.
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
Episode 200: Dr. No Legs | Mystery on the Rocks
The story of how a 21st Century Cornish surgeon had his legs amputated below the knees... But went to jail for it.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This week on @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social we’re covering that doctor who had his legs amputated coz it made him get a boner.
Available in all your podcast places.
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
Available in all your podcast places.
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
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Sooz is a good egg, she's been brilliant on Digi-related things over the years, and doesn't deserve this news. We'll be at her show on January 30th. Please support her if you can.
Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Sooz is a good egg, she's been brilliant on Digi-related things over the years, and doesn't deserve this news. We'll be at her show on January 30th. Please support her if you can.
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Oh, and www.ko-fi.com/soozuk coz I worked out that if 2000 of you send me a fiver I can book the surgery and have all the rehab starting, like, next week. Worth a shot imho.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Oh, and www.ko-fi.com/soozuk coz I worked out that if 2000 of you send me a fiver I can book the surgery and have all the rehab starting, like, next week. Worth a shot imho.
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TL;DR....Friday 30th January 2026 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
TL;DR....Friday 30th January 2026 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
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Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
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You guys! There's a new epiaode of VHGuess from the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast! These are always so much fun!
Go listen!!
open.spotify.com/episode/4BOO...
Go listen!!
open.spotify.com/episode/4BOO...
VHGuess #4 | This is Your La Bamba!
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November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You guys! There's a new epiaode of VHGuess from the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast! These are always so much fun!
Go listen!!
open.spotify.com/episode/4BOO...
Go listen!!
open.spotify.com/episode/4BOO...
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
Our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social makes @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud guess which 10 VHSes are in a bundle she found on eBay
📼It's a new edition of VHGuess!📼
LISTEN NOW 👇
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4BOO... 🎧
Our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social makes @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud guess which 10 VHSes are in a bundle she found on eBay
📼It's a new edition of VHGuess!📼
LISTEN NOW 👇
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4BOO... 🎧
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
Our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social makes @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud guess which 10 VHSes are in a bundle she found on eBay
📼It's a new edition of VHGuess!📼
LISTEN NOW 👇
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4BOO... 🎧
Our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social makes @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud guess which 10 VHSes are in a bundle she found on eBay
📼It's a new edition of VHGuess!📼
LISTEN NOW 👇
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4BOO... 🎧
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We've been recording @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social for seven years. We are very intelligent.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
We've been recording @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social for seven years. We are very intelligent.
In 1934, Katherine Briscoe was the victim of a real life locked room murder.
Next week's episode takes a look at her death, the scientist who investigated and the technological advancements made as a result.
But Patrons can listen RIGHT NOW over at www.patreon.com/mysteryontherocks
Next week's episode takes a look at her death, the scientist who investigated and the technological advancements made as a result.
But Patrons can listen RIGHT NOW over at www.patreon.com/mysteryontherocks
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In 1934, Katherine Briscoe was the victim of a real life locked room murder.
Next week's episode takes a look at her death, the scientist who investigated and the technological advancements made as a result.
But Patrons can listen RIGHT NOW over at www.patreon.com/mysteryontherocks
Next week's episode takes a look at her death, the scientist who investigated and the technological advancements made as a result.
But Patrons can listen RIGHT NOW over at www.patreon.com/mysteryontherocks
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If you like my online schtick and fancy hearing it spoken out loud with my mates while I'm off my nut on homemade cocktails you'd do well to listen to a recent @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social episode where we do a deep-dive on the amazing one hit wonder, Maniac.
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
October 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you like my online schtick and fancy hearing it spoken out loud with my mates while I'm off my nut on homemade cocktails you'd do well to listen to a recent @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social episode where we do a deep-dive on the amazing one hit wonder, Maniac.
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
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If you have never listened to it before the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast is really quite excellent, this would be a great time to start!
The summer holidays are over, autumn is arriving and @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is BACK! This Thursday we have an episode about the Dead Trump Rumours, something we recorded less than two weeks ago but it may as well be titled "Guy Fawkes Has Been Up To Something!"
On all your pod platforms.
On all your pod platforms.
September 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you have never listened to it before the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast is really quite excellent, this would be a great time to start!
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I always say we're a good-looking podcast. But you should always bear in mind that a hot podcast trio is very much like winning the 100m against a Tupperware full of slugs.
September 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I always say we're a good-looking podcast. But you should always bear in mind that a hot podcast trio is very much like winning the 100m against a Tupperware full of slugs.
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The summer holidays are over, autumn is arriving and @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is BACK! This Thursday we have an episode about the Dead Trump Rumours, something we recorded less than two weeks ago but it may as well be titled "Guy Fawkes Has Been Up To Something!"
On all your pod platforms.
On all your pod platforms.
September 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The summer holidays are over, autumn is arriving and @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is BACK! This Thursday we have an episode about the Dead Trump Rumours, something we recorded less than two weeks ago but it may as well be titled "Guy Fawkes Has Been Up To Something!"
On all your pod platforms.
On all your pod platforms.
Our summer hiatus ends this week!
@soozuk.bsky.social comes back from Edinburgh, convinces us to discuss the Dead Trump rumours, highlighting the mystery of the White House windows
Out on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended cut without ads RIGHT NOW!
🎧 www.patreon.com/mysteryonthe... 🎧
@soozuk.bsky.social comes back from Edinburgh, convinces us to discuss the Dead Trump rumours, highlighting the mystery of the White House windows
Out on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended cut without ads RIGHT NOW!
🎧 www.patreon.com/mysteryonthe... 🎧
September 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Our summer hiatus ends this week!
@soozuk.bsky.social comes back from Edinburgh, convinces us to discuss the Dead Trump rumours, highlighting the mystery of the White House windows
Out on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended cut without ads RIGHT NOW!
🎧 www.patreon.com/mysteryonthe... 🎧
@soozuk.bsky.social comes back from Edinburgh, convinces us to discuss the Dead Trump rumours, highlighting the mystery of the White House windows
Out on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended cut without ads RIGHT NOW!
🎧 www.patreon.com/mysteryonthe... 🎧
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I just invented a cocktail for @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social but I can't tell you what it's called, you'll have to listen to the episode in a couple of weeks.
XO Cafe Patron (yes, some of the last in existence)
Sweet vermouth
Strawberry gin
I drank a LOT of it while recording and this is me now.
XO Cafe Patron (yes, some of the last in existence)
Sweet vermouth
Strawberry gin
I drank a LOT of it while recording and this is me now.
September 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I just invented a cocktail for @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social but I can't tell you what it's called, you'll have to listen to the episode in a couple of weeks.
XO Cafe Patron (yes, some of the last in existence)
Sweet vermouth
Strawberry gin
I drank a LOT of it while recording and this is me now.
XO Cafe Patron (yes, some of the last in existence)
Sweet vermouth
Strawberry gin
I drank a LOT of it while recording and this is me now.
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I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".
July 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".
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We'll be back with regular service soon but our most recent episode of @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is a feast for the ears because we spontaneously cover the mystery wrapped in an enigma that is: Purple Aki. Available where you get your podcast treats.
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
July 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
We'll be back with regular service soon but our most recent episode of @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is a feast for the ears because we spontaneously cover the mystery wrapped in an enigma that is: Purple Aki. Available where you get your podcast treats.
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
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For years we've used WeTransfer to send our individual audio files for @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social and god help the world if they're using that to train AI. We did an episode about the death of Hitler that was over an hour of diarrhoea talk.
July 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
For years we've used WeTransfer to send our individual audio files for @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social and god help the world if they're using that to train AI. We did an episode about the death of Hitler that was over an hour of diarrhoea talk.
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Every single photograph of Noel Edmonds with Mr Blobby makes them look like the absolute goals of married couples. The friends of your parents you grew up with who you looked at and, even at 7, knew were what you should aspire to be when you eventually found a partner.
July 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Every single photograph of Noel Edmonds with Mr Blobby makes them look like the absolute goals of married couples. The friends of your parents you grew up with who you looked at and, even at 7, knew were what you should aspire to be when you eventually found a partner.
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Tony Blair came on last night as a surprise guest at Oasis! He was wearing a parka and said "mad for it" in to Noel's mic hahaha! Then he picked up a guitar and played with them for Slide Away and, of course, Roll With It. Amazing times! Miss the 90s x
July 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Tony Blair came on last night as a surprise guest at Oasis! He was wearing a parka and said "mad for it" in to Noel's mic hahaha! Then he picked up a guitar and played with them for Slide Away and, of course, Roll With It. Amazing times! Miss the 90s x
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Me on a Zoom with the director of my Edinburgh show.
June 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Me on a Zoom with the director of my Edinburgh show.
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Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇
Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start
Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
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Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
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June 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇