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chris
@chr1s.me
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dirte.net
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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gracekind.net
Never ask a man his age, a woman her salary, or GPT-5 whether a seahorse emoji exists
September 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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mommywiseau.bsky.social
NO, VAMP ISNT FOR "VAMPIRE," COOP. ITS BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL
July 21, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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spiritnight.bsky.social
kurt cobain “everyone is gay” 10 hour loop
March 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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nikostratis.com
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
*wearily* please……. Can someone invent a way out that isn’t through……… please I’m dying………
February 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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crimew.gay
being seeded probably feels good asf if ur a torrent
February 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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dendycrew.com
if you're looking to UNSUBSCRIBE, there ARE replacements that are PRO-Mentalhealth:

twitter (xitter) -> bluesky
spotify -> foobar2k
youtube -> vlc media player
instagram -> WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! (GBA)
netflix -> Michigan: Report from Hell (PS2)
face book -> Unreal Tournament 99 (PC)
February 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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baybayfriend.bsky.social
Logging into your boyfriend’s YouTube on the big TV:

For You:

Medieval historian ranks stews in cinema

Building a catapult with dirt from my yard

Programming a robot to unwrap KIND Bars

Petite woman can eat the hottest sauce in the world

The real John Wick was an Irish milkman
January 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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starshine.bsky.social
fucken uh still suitin desert style walking without rhythm? Fucken worm riding in the deep desert…maybe..maybe become god?

i’m thinkin me, kwisatz haderach, you my stilgar? i need you on this tho baby bro may thy knife chip and shatter
fremen kendal roy
November 30, 2024 at 8:09 AM
chr1s.me
if those puppets make kojima cry so help me god…
December 13, 2024 at 2:57 AM
chr1s.me
idgaf anymore
December 6, 2024 at 8:42 PM
chr1s.me
spotify wrapped said i listened to 2000 hours of hawk tuah???
December 5, 2024 at 6:44 PM
chr1s.me
looking to hire a “grinch”
December 3, 2024 at 11:49 PM
chr1s.me
the egyptians were right about cats. we should be making large cat statues everywhere.
December 3, 2024 at 11:49 PM
chr1s.me
great now this partridge in a pear tree is my fucking responsibility!?!? just great
December 1, 2024 at 6:01 PM
chr1s.me
shelf stable ranch dressing is a lie from big grocery. it’s all disgusting.
November 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
chr1s.me
i’m actually immune to propaganda
November 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
chr1s.me
notice you don’t really hear about “web3” anymore. it’s almost like it was always a scam.
November 29, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
chr1s.me
on black friday you’re legally allowed to fight up to 7 karens and you can actually smoke cigarettes in the store
November 29, 2024 at 11:09 AM
chr1s.me
baja blast was created to taste good with taco bell just like normal mountain dew was created to taste good with cigarettes
November 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
chr1s.me
my apple watch just congratulated my for closing my “piss ring” ????
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
chr1s.me
someone should make a webfishing irc bridge
November 26, 2024 at 12:41 AM
chr1s.me
babe wake up
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 AM