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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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screamkings.bsky.social
Text: horror fans watching objectively terrible b movies Artsy Johnny depp with a cig
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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fightful.com
CENA HITS SISTER ABIGAIL FOR A NEAR FALL!

"GOD BLESS BRAY WYATT!" -Michael Cole

#WWECrownJewel
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
choseph77.bsky.social
Comes with a Free Headache
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · Sep 12
Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics announced for Switch/Switch 2. Requires Virtual Boy accessory. Out Feb 17th. Accessory sold for NSO members in the future. Cardboard model also available
September 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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ih8handles.bsky.social
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August 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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rbreich.bsky.social
I wish more politicians understood how the economy is rigged against regular people the way Bill Burr does.
August 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
choseph77.bsky.social
If you see this, post a robot.
August 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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armchairclassicist.bsky.social
Never enough books.
📚💙
#readers
Top of image is the text: "You already have a lot of books." Bottom is an image of Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid with the caption "I want more..."
August 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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abigaillarson.com
"For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams of the beautiful Annabel Lee"
Illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a scene from Edgar Allan Poe's poem "Annabel Lee". Two lovers embrace at the edge of the sea, water splashes around them and the surrounding rocks. A full moon shines over them, and storm clouds loom. Published in "Sticker Jigsaw: The Edgar Allan Poe Collection" 2024 Macmillan
July 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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theonion.com
Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty
Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty
CAIRO—In what many are calling the most cringe discovery of the century, a team of archaeologists reportedly uncovered evidence this week of a completely embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly dynasty. “Whi...
theonion.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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dreamwisp.bsky.social
For so many reasons.

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A pencil sketch of a blob with eyes with a pencil and a briefcase sticking out of it. “This is the Employment Jelly. Reblog whenever the hell you like and you’ll get a job that you love and deserve.”
February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
choseph77.bsky.social
Martin Luther King Jr., "Why I Am Opposed to the War in Vietnam"
YouTube video by Non-Corporate News
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January 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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theonion.com
Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
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Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
January 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:

- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania

- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir

- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM