Kyle Mitchell
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Kyle Mitchell
@choosybeggar.bsky.social
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Director Sébastien Vaniček's EVIL DEAD BURN will be unleashed in theaters in July 2026! Here's everything we know about the franchise's next nightmare:
New Movie ‘Evil Dead Burn’ Will Be Unleashed in Theaters in July 2026!
The next installment in the Evil Dead franchise is officially titled Evil Dead Burn, and Warner Bros. has dated the film for theatrical release this afternoon. The wait? One more year. Evil Dead Burn ...
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May 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Someone today told me ‘the cardinals are in the conclave’ as a euphemism for ‘I’m on my period’ so now you have that in your brain, you’re welcome.
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The brand new official trailer for 28 YEARS LATER has been unleashed by Sony in the dead of night, giving us a better look at director Danny Boyle’s sequel.
’28 Years Later’ – Watch New Trailer for the ’28 Days Later’ Sequel!
The brand new official trailer for 28 Years Later has been unleashed by Sony here in the dead of night, giving us a better look at director Danny Boyle’s sequel to both the original classic 28 Days La...
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April 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M

They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
March 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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HEY BLUESKY: Today is the North American release date for When the Moon Hits Your Eye, my latest novel, and also I am on the road for a two-week US book tour! Please buy my book and/or come to see me on the road! All the details about both are at the link.

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When the Moon Hits Your Eye is Out Today, and Also Hello, I Am On Book Tour, Please Come See Me
First things first: When the Moon Hits Your Eye is now out in North America (Thursday in the UK) and available at your local bookseller and/or favorite online bookstore and/or wherever it is you bu…
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March 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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This International Women’s Day, we celebrate the women who shape horror—those who write it, voice it, and live to tell the darkest tales. Your stories matter. Your voices haunt. Your strength inspires.

Here’s to the women of horror, past, present, and future.

#InternationalWomensDay #WomenInHorror
March 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills."
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If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
Despite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives male seahorses very little say over what happens to their own bodies. Instead, we are treated as passive baby-making machines. Meanwhile, if it were the female seahorses who could get pregnant, there’d probably be an abortion clinic […]
theonion.com
March 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Think I figured out my epitaph:

"Something Else"

(Based on how many times my BF and others say I am)
February 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
And that's how mashed potatoes were born
February 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Feeling this very much today. Via poetryisnotaluxury on Instagram.
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Happy Birthday to one of America's most beloved and brilliant writers-Langston Hughes. He shaped literary history.
#blackhistorymonth

“Frosting
Freedom
Is just frosting
On somebody else’s
Cake–
And so must be
Till we
Learn how to
Bake.”
– The Panther & the Lash, 1926
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Not just foreign aid: ALL federal aid. And clearly from the language used this garbage isn't coming from Trump. This smells like Stephen Miller and Heritage/Project 2025. And it's going to whollup Trump voters, who mainly live in impoverished red, taker states, hard. www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
Trump administration orders sweeping freeze of federal aid
In a two-page memo, the Office of Management and Budget ordered all federal agencies to temporarily suspend payments.
www.politico.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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ICE is trying to deport Native American people to Mexico. This one from the Mescalero Apache Tribe.

That's right. People indigenous to the United States, tribal members. ICE is trying to remove them from the US.

This is the second verified incident I've heard about.

We were here 1st.
#ICE
January 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Macon Blair’s reboot of The Toxic Avenger starring Peter Dinklage is coming to cinemas.
Macon Blair’s The Toxic Avenger Is Coming to Cinemas
Terrifier 3 distributor Cineverse promises unrated release
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January 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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President Trump's move to pardon nearly all of the 1,600 rioters charged with storming the Capitol on Jan. 6 would effectively undo years of efforts by federal investigators to seek accountability for the mob assault on the peaceful transfer of power after Trump's loss in the 2020 election.
Trump Grants Broad Clemency to Jan. 6 Rioters
The extraordinary pardons and commutations extended to those who committed both violent and nonviolent crimes on Jan. 6, including assaulting police officers and seditious conspiracy.
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January 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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President Trump moved quickly on Monday to withdraw the U.S. from the World Health Organization, a move that public health experts say will undermine the nation’s standing as a global health leader and make it harder to fight the next pandemic. nyti.ms/4hilymo
Trump Withdraws U.S. from World Health Organization
Public health experts say U.S. withdrawal from the W.H.O. would undermine the nation’s standing as a global health leader and make it harder to fight the next pandemic.
nyti.ms
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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America Defeats America
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January 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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We’re holding THREE Chaosium Cons this year - USA, UK, and Australia: Get your badge and join us in our 50th birthday celebrations!
January 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Origami, which means “to fold paper” in Japanese, is thought to have originated at the same time as paper—around 105 AD. Studies have shown that doing it can help increase spatial reasoning and mathematics skills. nyti.ms/4hmu2Jd
January 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Convincing you to read my upcoming horror Gatsby meets Hellraiser debut:

BELOW THE GRAND HOTEL. May 6 2025.

👁️ Biblically accurate angels
💰 Capitalism sucks
💃Vaudeville comedy
😈 Hot demons
❤️ Love triangle
🪄Magic hotel that can grant wishes
🧟Body horror
January 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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The number of people in the U.S. who develop dementia each year will double over the next 35 years to about one million annually by 2060, a new study estimates, and the number of new cases per year among Black Americans will triple.
Dementia Cases in the U.S. Will Surge in the Coming Decades, Researchers Say
By 2060, new dementia cases per year could double to one million because of the growing population of older Americans, a study predicts.
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every thing shines a light
Everything hides a shadow
From this angle the fluorescent sundial points to 7 o’clock and never changes.
Am I stuck in this moment, too?To move the hand I must tear down the wall.
I’m not trying to stall…that’s not it at all…
Goodness made
In neon shade.
January 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
January 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM