ChompyThePirate
@chompythepirate.bsky.social
I am getting so much mileage out of this pirate hate 🏴☠️
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am getting so much mileage out of this pirate hate 🏴☠️
I wish i could go to one of those rage rooms but like as one of the objects to be destroyed
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I wish i could go to one of those rage rooms but like as one of the objects to be destroyed
Is the fem version of an edgelord an edgelady? I don’t really consider myself edgy, but calling myself an edgelady sounds funny.
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Is the fem version of an edgelord an edgelady? I don’t really consider myself edgy, but calling myself an edgelady sounds funny.
Can we reverse the stereotype and have the pumpkin fuck me this year?
October 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Can we reverse the stereotype and have the pumpkin fuck me this year?
I eated too much black powder :( now I have heart explosions! Owie ;’(
December 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I eated too much black powder :( now I have heart explosions! Owie ;’(
I love it when cute dorky guys get shy around me. It makes me feel like the powerful pirate queen i am 🏴☠️
December 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I love it when cute dorky guys get shy around me. It makes me feel like the powerful pirate queen i am 🏴☠️
So I work at a hotel up north. I got snowed in last night and had to stay the night. When I left my room, the housekeeper, my coworker, goes in to start cleaning after me. I’m chatting with my manager and we get a call saying I left something on the bed. I go up there, and it’s my FUCKING VIBRATOR 😭
December 21, 2024 at 1:34 AM
So I work at a hotel up north. I got snowed in last night and had to stay the night. When I left my room, the housekeeper, my coworker, goes in to start cleaning after me. I’m chatting with my manager and we get a call saying I left something on the bed. I go up there, and it’s my FUCKING VIBRATOR 😭
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I got my dick sucked once and all I could think during was "damn this feels like it'd be fun to do", and then couldn't cum
December 19, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I got my dick sucked once and all I could think during was "damn this feels like it'd be fun to do", and then couldn't cum
The estrogen DLC is so good. It’s literally better than the entire original game. Like, i get boobs, new friends AND feel happy enough to sustainably get through the day? Fucking wild. 10/10 def recommend if you’re trans
December 19, 2024 at 1:37 AM
The estrogen DLC is so good. It’s literally better than the entire original game. Like, i get boobs, new friends AND feel happy enough to sustainably get through the day? Fucking wild. 10/10 def recommend if you’re trans
I wasn’t born woke, but thanks to my doctor and modern medicine, I have been able to transition into woke 🏳️⚧️ and to my woke siblings, remember why we do this: to ruin video games for cishet men 🔥
December 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I wasn’t born woke, but thanks to my doctor and modern medicine, I have been able to transition into woke 🏳️⚧️ and to my woke siblings, remember why we do this: to ruin video games for cishet men 🔥
The instagram story pics i take just to promote my stream are always accidentally better than normal selfies i take
December 14, 2024 at 9:56 AM
The instagram story pics i take just to promote my stream are always accidentally better than normal selfies i take
When you miss ChompyThePirate streams, you miss out on all the hits, like: bisexual lighting, a galleon of giggles, and forward facing goonbags 🏴☠️🏴☠️
December 11, 2024 at 1:34 AM
When you miss ChompyThePirate streams, you miss out on all the hits, like: bisexual lighting, a galleon of giggles, and forward facing goonbags 🏴☠️🏴☠️
Here’s a youtube video from last night’s community night stream!!! Check it out!! Warning: I am very intoxicated in this video. We plan on doing more community night streams in the future!! youtu.be/9nBnRs3VVYI?... check out my bio for our discord link if you are interested in joining for next time!
First Community Night
YouTube video by Chatine Renard
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December 8, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Here’s a youtube video from last night’s community night stream!!! Check it out!! Warning: I am very intoxicated in this video. We plan on doing more community night streams in the future!! youtu.be/9nBnRs3VVYI?... check out my bio for our discord link if you are interested in joining for next time!
WOW so THAT happened (i’m officially 2 years on hrt!)
December 6, 2024 at 4:30 AM
WOW so THAT happened (i’m officially 2 years on hrt!)
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Are we to think the rich don’t laugh about our deaths?
December 6, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Are we to think the rich don’t laugh about our deaths?
The Tragedy of Darth Chompy The Wise
November 30, 2024 at 9:30 PM
The Tragedy of Darth Chompy The Wise
all men just want one thing, and it’s pirate trans girls eating french fries while gaming and forgetting their voice training. It’s disgusting. Smh my head
November 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
all men just want one thing, and it’s pirate trans girls eating french fries while gaming and forgetting their voice training. It’s disgusting. Smh my head
Stay warm (like a turkey in the oven) and dont forget to get STUFFED (like a turkey)!!! 🔥🦃🔥
November 28, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Stay warm (like a turkey in the oven) and dont forget to get STUFFED (like a turkey)!!! 🔥🦃🔥
A reminder for the girls: wash your penis! You aren’t Karla Marx ❤️ dont be stinky!
November 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM
A reminder for the girls: wash your penis! You aren’t Karla Marx ❤️ dont be stinky!
I just realized i havnt been keeping up with Bluesky and now it’s popular again. So now I will force people to look wt my Chandelure earrings
November 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I just realized i havnt been keeping up with Bluesky and now it’s popular again. So now I will force people to look wt my Chandelure earrings
Why is it always word of mouth? When is it foot of mouth?
June 9, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Why is it always word of mouth? When is it foot of mouth?
If I was a colonizer, I’d only do fun things. I’d take a spiritually/culturally significant mountain and just add a really big water slide down it to make it more significant
May 9, 2024 at 8:38 AM
If I was a colonizer, I’d only do fun things. I’d take a spiritually/culturally significant mountain and just add a really big water slide down it to make it more significant
Weezer is Nirvana for twinks
April 16, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Weezer is Nirvana for twinks
They should rename Fentanyl to Funtanyl
March 10, 2024 at 6:10 AM
They should rename Fentanyl to Funtanyl
Found footage (spooky)
March 3, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Found footage (spooky)