I am getting so much mileage out of this pirate hate 🏴‍☠️

The instagram story pics i take just to promote my stream are always accidentally better than normal selfies i take

When you miss ChompyThePirate streams, you miss out on all the hits, like: bisexual lighting, a galleon of giggles, and forward facing goonbags 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

The Tragedy of Darth Chompy The Wise

all men just want one thing, and it’s pirate trans girls eating french fries while gaming and forgetting their voice training. It’s disgusting. Smh my head

Stay warm (like a turkey in the oven) and dont forget to get STUFFED (like a turkey)!!! 🔥🦃🔥

I just realized i havnt been keeping up with Bluesky and now it’s popular again. So now I will force people to look wt my Chandelure earrings

Found footage (spooky)

When liberals weigh in on trans issues

My friend drew this awesome picture of me! He doesnt have s Bluesky account though so I cant really @ him, but he is a guy named Don and usually justdonisfine

I’ve been really happy. It feels strange, but I welcome it. I’ve been reflecting a lot on my youth and early adulthood. There was always a hole in my soul I could never fill. I wasted a lot of my life feeling worthless, but I finally feel whole. I want to take care of myself. I can sleep happy.

Pretty insane of me to try to do something to fix my broken heart, and I just make it worse. I think I’m losing my mind. Also here’s an egg that my egg cooker didnt. It feels related to my heart somehow

I tried the meme format on myself