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This is Zero. She is something of a shapeshifter. Not voluntarily, but still very impressive. 14/10 (IG: zerothesupercollie)
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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This is Georgie. He heard sirens outside his window. Thought he would show them how it's done. 14/10 excellent vibrato Georgie (TT: georgietheboxr)
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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This is Susan. She has a smile that could light up a room, and independently finance the local orthodontist. 12/10
a cream-colored dog looks up at the camera with her ears back a bit. she has a magnificent underbite on display, with eight teeth sticking up from her bottom jaw like a little frame for her nose.
July 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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This is Finn. He goes door to door asking if anybody has seen the good boy. They have now, of course. 13/10 would hug softly (IG: finn_thed0g)
a black and gray australian cattle dog puppy stands politely at a concrete porch. his back paws on the sidewalk while his front paws rest on the step in front of him. he looks up past the camera with gray-green eyes, and his black ears look velvet-soft. there's a little tuft on the center of his gray chest where his fur patterns blend that's just begging to be scritched.
July 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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theonion.com
Real Estate: Fantastic Displacement Opportunity
This reasonably priced two-bedroom offers homebuyers the exciting chance to help push out the working-class residents who have called the neighborhood home for generations.
July 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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theonion.com
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
July 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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ICEBlock, an app for anonymously reporting ICE sightings, goes viral overnight after Bondi criticism
ICEBlock, an app for anonymously reporting ICE sightings, goes viral overnight after Bondi criticism | TechCrunch
The citizen app for anonymously reporting ICE agents and raids went viral after criticism from the U.S. Attorney General.
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July 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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theonion.com
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
July 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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theonion.com
Cold Plunges: Myth Vs. Fact
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MYTH: Cold plunges detoxify your system. FACT: That Texas Double Whopper is part of you forever.
July 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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“So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from whitest to least,” said the billionaire libertarian
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Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology, Palantir founder Peter Thiel reportedly spent Tuesday morning showing President Donald Trump how to sort a spreadsheet of Americans by ethnicity. “So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from […]
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July 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Nugget. He has the teefiest teef we have ever seen. And we know the bottom six inches of furniture hates to see him coming. 12/10
a teensy blond puppy is sitting on a bed and looking over at the camera with one ear slightly lifted in interest. the pup’s mouth is tiny, but it’s showing off an impressive set of razor-sharp puppy teeth. a person is holding a plush turtle toy overhead, but he’s not paying it any attention.
June 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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actuallyfunnymemes.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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leahincanada.bsky.social
We've all been there, Louie.
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This is Louie. He got a really bad haircut. And also a villain origin story. 13/10 (TT: maddiehilaski)
a cavapoo with long hair in various shades of gray sits and poses for the camera. his mouth is open and his pink tongue sticks out, his curly hair situated every which way on the top of his head. text on the image says, "the dog i dropped off." a photo of the cavapoo with text that reads, "the dog i picked up." the pup's luscious fur has been trimmed all the way down, leaving him with a skinny body, but fluffy ears and tail. the pup looks at the camera with an uncanny human expression of disgust. he looks very angry about his new hairdo.
May 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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rbreich.bsky.social
I agree with @aoc.bsky.social. The math isn't adding up in the Republicans' "big, beautiful bill."
May 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. 12/10
May 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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actuallyfunnymemes.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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scalzi.com
It would not be the worst thing in the world if Bluesky became known as the social media site people just hung out at and enjoyed themselves with
April 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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weratedogs.com
This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10
a small white fluffy dog sits with upright posture on a wet stone path. they have on a tiny clear raincoat with light blue piping around the edges and little white plastic snaps to keep all the flaps in place. the hood is pulled up over the dog’s head and the stiff side flaps stick out just a little bit around the dog’s hind quarters.
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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actuallyfunnymemes.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America. “How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel […]
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April 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
15 years ago the Supreme Court decided corporations are people under the First Amendment.

Today, billionaire political spending is up 160-fold since that ruling.

We must overturn Citizens United.

Every day, it corrupts our politics and erodes our democracy.
April 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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actuallyfunnymemes.bsky.social
A meme with a post that says: "thinking about the time i showed my hairdresser the haircut i want and he said 'derek, that's the same haircut i give you, that guy is just better looking'" Ouch.. 😅
April 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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actuallyfunnymemes.bsky.social
A meme with a post that says: "[Old west saloon owner]: make it so the floorboards don’t creak when regular patrons walk in but do creak when a mysterious stranger walks in Carpenter: ...what" 😅
April 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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weratedogs.com
Two heroic stray dogs rescued an injured dog from the middle of the road by dragging him to safety. The dog had been hit by a car and was stranded. Many cars passed by, but it was two stray dogs who pulled him off the road. The injured dog survived, and the stray dogs were rescued. 15/10 for both
April 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM