Chil Pollins
@chilpollins.bsky.social
Jacket Required - I put pictures of my face on album covers
I keep flipping through Department of the Interior reports and not a single sofa in any of them
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I keep flipping through Department of the Interior reports and not a single sofa in any of them
I'm like 97% sure we are in the Biff's Pleasure Paradise timeline
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm like 97% sure we are in the Biff's Pleasure Paradise timeline
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Thank you, Veterans!
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thank you, Veterans!
"I'm here, drinking a Budweiser Chileda near the Blimpie, by the lactation pod." #Bakersfield #MeadowsFieldAirport #BFL
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"I'm here, drinking a Budweiser Chileda near the Blimpie, by the lactation pod." #Bakersfield #MeadowsFieldAirport #BFL
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@virtualstatman.bsky.social best non-porcelain trophy of the year? Also, what other trophies out there incorporate the trackayout as part of the design?
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@virtualstatman.bsky.social best non-porcelain trophy of the year? Also, what other trophies out there incorporate the trackayout as part of the design?
All but Ben Maddox can proceed, for anyone but Ben Maddux can choose to be a lover or not. For Ben Maddux, your way is here, for you will never, ever be a lover. #Visalia
September 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
All but Ben Maddox can proceed, for anyone but Ben Maddux can choose to be a lover or not. For Ben Maddux, your way is here, for you will never, ever be a lover. #Visalia
This framed cow picture gave off a familiar vibe
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This framed cow picture gave off a familiar vibe
I respect the Dutch for selling this blackout juice in train stations, and bigger respect for the people who gave this blackout juice an award #Grolsh
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I respect the Dutch for selling this blackout juice in train stations, and bigger respect for the people who gave this blackout juice an award #Grolsh
At the Sprouts in Bakersfield and the guy in front of me has a single peach perched upon a Modelo 24oz can. That's it. Respect.
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
At the Sprouts in Bakersfield and the guy in front of me has a single peach perched upon a Modelo 24oz can. That's it. Respect.
If you're ever in a pickle, just use the mantra, "What would Michael Winslow do?" Then hopefully not get arrested for attempting to make rifle noises.
September 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If you're ever in a pickle, just use the mantra, "What would Michael Winslow do?" Then hopefully not get arrested for attempting to make rifle noises.
@virtualstatman.bsky.social tomorrow, I hope you are in the Champions Club to tell me if my Benetton F1 shirt is authentic and the year. I have it down to a two year period and I think it's real.
August 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@virtualstatman.bsky.social tomorrow, I hope you are in the Champions Club to tell me if my Benetton F1 shirt is authentic and the year. I have it down to a two year period and I think it's real.
You know it's a hot day in in Central Valley California when the oil creeks are flowing in McKittrick
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You know it's a hot day in in Central Valley California when the oil creeks are flowing in McKittrick
I purposely pick obtuse opening words to try to get this message every time I #Wordle on @nytimes.com
August 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I purposely pick obtuse opening words to try to get this message every time I #Wordle on @nytimes.com
My life would have been a lot different if I won the auction on OJ Simpson's Heisman letterman jacket and polo shirt. I don't know if better, but certainly different
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My life would have been a lot different if I won the auction on OJ Simpson's Heisman letterman jacket and polo shirt. I don't know if better, but certainly different
This Cumberland Gap sign gives off big "Welcome... to Jurassic Park" energy
August 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This Cumberland Gap sign gives off big "Welcome... to Jurassic Park" energy
Why I saved this on Friday, February 20, 2015 and it's still in my Google Photos must mean this is relevant and needs to be preserved
August 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why I saved this on Friday, February 20, 2015 and it's still in my Google Photos must mean this is relevant and needs to be preserved
I haven't posted a guinea pig in a while, but need to do so to fatten up the algorithm. This is Isla.
August 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I haven't posted a guinea pig in a while, but need to do so to fatten up the algorithm. This is Isla.
If you invested $50,000 in Intel $INTC in June 1997, you would have $44,130 worth of stocks today and received $40,425 of dividends for $84,555 total pre-tax value
$50,000 from June 1997 has the same, CPI calculated, buying power of $100,612 today
$50,000 from June 1997 has the same, CPI calculated, buying power of $100,612 today
August 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you invested $50,000 in Intel $INTC in June 1997, you would have $44,130 worth of stocks today and received $40,425 of dividends for $84,555 total pre-tax value
$50,000 from June 1997 has the same, CPI calculated, buying power of $100,612 today
$50,000 from June 1997 has the same, CPI calculated, buying power of $100,612 today
I'm in my 40s, I have a BS, an MS, and a professional job, and just realized I've been using hyphens for all en dash related applications.
Hyphen - (standard keyboard)
en dash – (Alt+0150)
em dash — (Alt+0151)
Hyphen - (standard keyboard)
en dash – (Alt+0150)
em dash — (Alt+0151)
July 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm in my 40s, I have a BS, an MS, and a professional job, and just realized I've been using hyphens for all en dash related applications.
Hyphen - (standard keyboard)
en dash – (Alt+0150)
em dash — (Alt+0151)
Hyphen - (standard keyboard)
en dash – (Alt+0150)
em dash — (Alt+0151)
The Amazon algorithm is too good. Of course I want this fat seal plush!
July 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Amazon algorithm is too good. Of course I want this fat seal plush!
The guy next to me on a flight to Bakersfield is doom scrolling robot lawn mower videos and seems thrilled about them. Bless his heart!
June 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The guy next to me on a flight to Bakersfield is doom scrolling robot lawn mower videos and seems thrilled about them. Bless his heart!
Designing a new Formula 1 track
June 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Designing a new Formula 1 track
Everything about this signage that's supposed to be for the "George R. Brown Convention Center" makes me irrationally angry
June 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Everything about this signage that's supposed to be for the "George R. Brown Convention Center" makes me irrationally angry