Chil Pollins
@chilpollins.bsky.social
Jacket Required - I put pictures of my face on album covers
I'm like 97% sure we are in the Biff's Pleasure Paradise timeline
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm like 97% sure we are in the Biff's Pleasure Paradise timeline
"I'm here, drinking a Budweiser Chileda near the Blimpie, by the lactation pod." #Bakersfield #MeadowsFieldAirport #BFL
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"I'm here, drinking a Budweiser Chileda near the Blimpie, by the lactation pod." #Bakersfield #MeadowsFieldAirport #BFL
All but Ben Maddox can proceed, for anyone but Ben Maddux can choose to be a lover or not. For Ben Maddux, your way is here, for you will never, ever be a lover. #Visalia
September 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
All but Ben Maddox can proceed, for anyone but Ben Maddux can choose to be a lover or not. For Ben Maddux, your way is here, for you will never, ever be a lover. #Visalia
This framed cow picture gave off a familiar vibe
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This framed cow picture gave off a familiar vibe
I respect the Dutch for selling this blackout juice in train stations, and bigger respect for the people who gave this blackout juice an award #Grolsh
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I respect the Dutch for selling this blackout juice in train stations, and bigger respect for the people who gave this blackout juice an award #Grolsh
You know it's a hot day in in Central Valley California when the oil creeks are flowing in McKittrick
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You know it's a hot day in in Central Valley California when the oil creeks are flowing in McKittrick
I purposely pick obtuse opening words to try to get this message every time I #Wordle on @nytimes.com
August 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I purposely pick obtuse opening words to try to get this message every time I #Wordle on @nytimes.com
My life would have been a lot different if I won the auction on OJ Simpson's Heisman letterman jacket and polo shirt. I don't know if better, but certainly different
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My life would have been a lot different if I won the auction on OJ Simpson's Heisman letterman jacket and polo shirt. I don't know if better, but certainly different
The color combo that I came sooooo close to getting, but went with Nori Green over Caramel. Are you getting a lot of questions / comments when you stop? Are you rocking the top down without the poorly designed wind deflector?
August 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The color combo that I came sooooo close to getting, but went with Nori Green over Caramel. Are you getting a lot of questions / comments when you stop? Are you rocking the top down without the poorly designed wind deflector?
This Cumberland Gap sign gives off big "Welcome... to Jurassic Park" energy
August 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This Cumberland Gap sign gives off big "Welcome... to Jurassic Park" energy
Why I saved this on Friday, February 20, 2015 and it's still in my Google Photos must mean this is relevant and needs to be preserved
August 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why I saved this on Friday, February 20, 2015 and it's still in my Google Photos must mean this is relevant and needs to be preserved
Always salute the bridge when you make the pilgrimage
August 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Always salute the bridge when you make the pilgrimage
I haven't posted a guinea pig in a while, but need to do so to fatten up the algorithm. This is Isla.
August 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I haven't posted a guinea pig in a while, but need to do so to fatten up the algorithm. This is Isla.
The Amazon algorithm is too good. Of course I want this fat seal plush!
July 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Amazon algorithm is too good. Of course I want this fat seal plush!
Designing a new Formula 1 track
June 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Designing a new Formula 1 track
Everything about this signage that's supposed to be for the "George R. Brown Convention Center" makes me irrationally angry
June 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Everything about this signage that's supposed to be for the "George R. Brown Convention Center" makes me irrationally angry
Margaret Thatcher being included in a Desert Storm card series is ridiculous. John Major deserves "top card."
June 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Margaret Thatcher being included in a Desert Storm card series is ridiculous. John Major deserves "top card."
THIRD CARD PULLED IN FIRST PACK AFTER M60 MACHINE GUN AND THE NATIONAL ANTHEM! I GOT SADDAM HUSSEIN!
May 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
THIRD CARD PULLED IN FIRST PACK AFTER M60 MACHINE GUN AND THE NATIONAL ANTHEM! I GOT SADDAM HUSSEIN!
There's gotta be a Saddam or at least a Dick Cheney up in here.
May 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
There's gotta be a Saddam or at least a Dick Cheney up in here.
Posting guinea pigs every once in a while, to improve my algorithm. This is Lugnut
May 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Posting guinea pigs every once in a while, to improve my algorithm. This is Lugnut
