Chil Pollins
@chilpollins.bsky.social
Jacket Required - I put pictures of my face on album covers
11 years ago was the first time I threw a breast implant at a wall
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
11 years ago was the first time I threw a breast implant at a wall
The five cylinder radial engine has to be the most fun internal combustion engine layout. I mean look at it! It's doing a little boogie as it turns fuel and air into heat and mechanical energy
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The five cylinder radial engine has to be the most fun internal combustion engine layout. I mean look at it! It's doing a little boogie as it turns fuel and air into heat and mechanical energy
Can see to the basement between my legs. The worst glory hole, on both sides.
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Can see to the basement between my legs. The worst glory hole, on both sides.
Remember Dr. Pepper TEN™ the Dr. Pepper for MEN! If a woman tried it, did they become a puddle of goo, like when the same person from two different timelines touched each other in the docudrama, Timecop? Video of the paradox goo linked for reference youtu.be/EOhwc8Kt0lc?...
Paradox and It's Subsequent Annihilation
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January 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Remember Dr. Pepper TEN™ the Dr. Pepper for MEN! If a woman tried it, did they become a puddle of goo, like when the same person from two different timelines touched each other in the docudrama, Timecop? Video of the paradox goo linked for reference youtu.be/EOhwc8Kt0lc?...
A multi-billion dollar, publicly traded oil and gas company, had this epic safety cat drawing in one of their quarterly slide decks. Thank you, SM Energy #SMEnergy
Source: d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_cd15ebd7999...
Source: d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_cd15ebd7999...
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
A multi-billion dollar, publicly traded oil and gas company, had this epic safety cat drawing in one of their quarterly slide decks. Thank you, SM Energy #SMEnergy
Source: d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_cd15ebd7999...
Source: d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_cd15ebd7999...
Thank you Google Gemini for portraying an accurate depiction of Steven Anthony Lawrence when I used the prompt "Beans from Even Stevens On a Yacht" very accurate AI
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Thank you Google Gemini for portraying an accurate depiction of Steven Anthony Lawrence when I used the prompt "Beans from Even Stevens On a Yacht" very accurate AI
Happy New Years 2026!
January 2, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Happy New Years 2026!
@coolzonemedia.bsky.social Behind the Bastards, Part Three of the X-Mas special, "I saw the necessity of religion as a means of escaping hell, but I love sin and was unwilling to foresake it," - John Newton is such a beautiful line.
December 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@coolzonemedia.bsky.social Behind the Bastards, Part Three of the X-Mas special, "I saw the necessity of religion as a means of escaping hell, but I love sin and was unwilling to foresake it," - John Newton is such a beautiful line.
Currently working with unstructured data using SWOT analysis: Strengths, Wokeness, Onions, Tremors 4: The Legend Begins and I am NOT getting any meaningful business insights
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Currently working with unstructured data using SWOT analysis: Strengths, Wokeness, Onions, Tremors 4: The Legend Begins and I am NOT getting any meaningful business insights
In downtown San Jose last night, I got called a "hot Kevin Smith" and I don't know if that's a compliment, an insult, or a neutral observstion. I do know I'd be mad if I was Kevin Smith and overheard that compliment/insult.
December 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In downtown San Jose last night, I got called a "hot Kevin Smith" and I don't know if that's a compliment, an insult, or a neutral observstion. I do know I'd be mad if I was Kevin Smith and overheard that compliment/insult.
Heaven is an $11 24oz Budweiser Cheleda from a Blimpie at a tiny airport
December 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Heaven is an $11 24oz Budweiser Cheleda from a Blimpie at a tiny airport
All is right in Bakersfield when you can get a 4:20AM Budweiser Chelada at a Blimpie
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
All is right in Bakersfield when you can get a 4:20AM Budweiser Chelada at a Blimpie
Pocket Squirrel, smuggled out of prison because of course it was
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Pocket Squirrel, smuggled out of prison because of course it was
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Another beautiful day in California's Central Valley
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Another beautiful day in California's Central Valley
Currently seeking an architect to build me Barnaby's bowling ball house from Babes in Toyland
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Currently seeking an architect to build me Barnaby's bowling ball house from Babes in Toyland
Taking a moment to remember the 💩 pile that is the 2013 NFL QB Draft Class:
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Taking a moment to remember the 💩 pile that is the 2013 NFL QB Draft Class:
*tapping notebook*
A Coach reboot with Dauber and Patrick Star being one in the same?
A Coach reboot with Dauber and Patrick Star being one in the same?
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
*tapping notebook*
A Coach reboot with Dauber and Patrick Star being one in the same?
A Coach reboot with Dauber and Patrick Star being one in the same?
Wittenoom
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December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Wittenoom
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A Peloton competitor accessible from any tablet or phone where the fitness instructors are all dominatrixes who instruct but also call people out in demeaning ways. Call it Soulless Cycle
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
A Peloton competitor accessible from any tablet or phone where the fitness instructors are all dominatrixes who instruct but also call people out in demeaning ways. Call it Soulless Cycle
I keep flipping through Department of the Interior reports and not a single sofa in any of them
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I keep flipping through Department of the Interior reports and not a single sofa in any of them
I'm like 97% sure we are in the Biff's Pleasure Paradise timeline
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm like 97% sure we are in the Biff's Pleasure Paradise timeline
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Thank you, Veterans!
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thank you, Veterans!
"I'm here, drinking a Budweiser Chileda near the Blimpie, by the lactation pod." #Bakersfield #MeadowsFieldAirport #BFL
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"I'm here, drinking a Budweiser Chileda near the Blimpie, by the lactation pod." #Bakersfield #MeadowsFieldAirport #BFL
Reposted by Chil Pollins
