Keef
@chiefsakeef.bsky.social
hoops enjoyer among other things. Firmly in the "I'd take a bullet for Marcus Smart" camp. Welcome to American century of humiliation
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Keef
@chiefsakeef.bsky.social
· Jun 7
I'd punt that bald fuck's head clean off his head if given the opportunity
Always an honor to watch Derrick White in person
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Always an honor to watch Derrick White in person
Jokic and THJ going crazy, look how much they care about the Cup™
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Jokic and THJ going crazy, look how much they care about the Cup™
I am thankful for Jaylen Brown
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am thankful for Jaylen Brown
I'm just happy we got a Virginia mention from Fujimoto
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm just happy we got a Virginia mention from Fujimoto
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
Traffic has been insane, we gotta shut the government down again
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Traffic has been insane, we gotta shut the government down again
Harlan been screaming for a straight minute and a half lol
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Harlan been screaming for a straight minute and a half lol
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
Derrick White, you are perfect
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Derrick White, you are perfect
Mr. Turndaballova always gonna come through when you most expect it
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Mr. Turndaballova always gonna come through when you most expect it
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Perfect box score. No notes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Perfect box score. No notes.
Locked in on Pluribus, very excited to see where this goes
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Locked in on Pluribus, very excited to see where this goes
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Extremely funny thing to have posted yesterday
I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that.
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Extremely funny thing to have posted yesterday
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
This how I felt watching Chalamet in Dune 2
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This how I felt watching Chalamet in Dune 2
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED