Jessica Daniels
@chicksafire.bsky.social
Writer for always even sometimes for money. andimdying.substack.com
@ghweldon.bsky.social Screencrush name checked your book in their breakdown of the Supergirl trailer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
@ghweldon.bsky.social Screencrush name checked your book in their breakdown of the Supergirl trailer.
Shakespeare in Love deserved Best Picture, I can’t be dissuaded. RIP to the genius who wrote it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Shakespeare in Love deserved Best Picture, I can’t be dissuaded. RIP to the genius who wrote it.
Here for the Spies Like Us Easter egg in Stranger Things more than literally anything else.
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Here for the Spies Like Us Easter egg in Stranger Things more than literally anything else.
What are the Jeopardy people doing to make that chick’s head so big?
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What are the Jeopardy people doing to make that chick’s head so big?
Hi, not to be a pest but my apartment won’t accept partial payment and if I try to pay the rent due after tomorrow they will require December’s full rent as well. So I hate asking, I hate everything about this, but I am out of options.
Hello, I wanted to share a GoFundMe campaign that is truly important to me. Mine.
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Donate to Support for a Mother and Daughter in Crisis, organized by Jessica D
The past four years, in summary:
-- My husband ended our 15 year relationshi… Jessica D needs your support for Support for a Mother and Daughter in Crisis
gofund.me
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, not to be a pest but my apartment won’t accept partial payment and if I try to pay the rent due after tomorrow they will require December’s full rent as well. So I hate asking, I hate everything about this, but I am out of options.
Hello, I wanted to share a GoFundMe campaign that is truly important to me. Mine.
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Donate to Support for a Mother and Daughter in Crisis, organized by Jessica D
The past four years, in summary:
-- My husband ended our 15 year relationshi… Jessica D needs your support for Support for a Mother and Daughter in Crisis
gofund.me
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hello, I wanted to share a GoFundMe campaign that is truly important to me. Mine.
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Also, I hate this and don’t look at me but please help if you can.
gofund.me/8ebac13f6
Apropos of nothing, the weather lately sucks.
Cold November Rain
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November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Apropos of nothing, the weather lately sucks.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
I love this goofy, cheesy show so much. I am ridiculously excited to see Edyta back tonight and I just wish all the old pros made an appearance. #DWTS
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I love this goofy, cheesy show so much. I am ridiculously excited to see Edyta back tonight and I just wish all the old pros made an appearance. #DWTS
Reposted by Jessica Daniels
*partial list, inexhaustive, unfinished
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
*partial list, inexhaustive, unfinished
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
This Penn State QB has an amazing eyeliner game.
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This Penn State QB has an amazing eyeliner game.
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Nards
Nards
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sno-Cops
Sno-Cops
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Twig
Twig
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Nards
Nards
Obviously you have Mindy Kaling break them into smaller pieces and wear them out of the Met Gala.
So what do you do after you get home with your stolen jewels from the Louvre? Put on a fake mustache and take them back to the museum so you can be a hero? Give them as gifts? List them on Facebook Marketplace? I have to think an ad like “great tiara no dings or scratches” will attract attention.
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Obviously you have Mindy Kaling break them into smaller pieces and wear them out of the Met Gala.
Reposted by Jessica Daniels
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
What the fork is a Chidi?
Pretty Good Things
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October 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What the fork is a Chidi?
Things have been busy.
To All The Pets I've Loved Before
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October 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Things have been busy.
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Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy
Okay, Ryan Murphy. I watched Dahmer and that was hard to take. Then Menendez really was eye opening to me. But Gein is honestly making me physically ill and I’m not done yet. 🤢🤢🤢
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Okay, Ryan Murphy. I watched Dahmer and that was hard to take. Then Menendez really was eye opening to me. But Gein is honestly making me physically ill and I’m not done yet. 🤢🤢🤢
I used to encounter this in the workplace all the time. Don’t complain about the unfair practices, Jessica, at least you have a job.
I say fuck that noise.
I say fuck that noise.
Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.
October 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I used to encounter this in the workplace all the time. Don’t complain about the unfair practices, Jessica, at least you have a job.
I say fuck that noise.
I say fuck that noise.
Can I inject these songs into my veins?
The Life of a Swiftie
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October 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Can I inject these songs into my veins?
There is not a bad track on this album, full stop.
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
There is not a bad track on this album, full stop.