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Great job Microsoft. Truly the wonders of modern AI never cease 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Student: *holds up stir bar* ok I got the [NaOH] pellets

I don't know if this is better or worse than the student that shook a handful out into their palm and stuck them directly in the bottle without weighing because she "knows what 2 grams feels like"
October 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Student, making direct eye contact with the paper towel holder: where can I get a paper towel

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October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience
September 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Student can't come to class today because his cat was neutered yesterday which was a traumatizing experience because he (the cat) is sensitive
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Student, weighing sugar water solution for a gen chem lab: Miss, do you want your sugar back?
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Student, referring to a volumetric pipet and squeeze bulb: why is this thing so...Evil?
September 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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the most irritating thing is that Microsoft refuses to take "no" as enough with this shit. every couple weeks i re open Word and i have to say no to copilot again, or I get prompted to enable it when doing something else on my machine

leave me the fuck alone, @microsoft.com
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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In addition to creating a joyous event, Zohran Mamdani just showed the stupidity of Fox News's "Crime is so bad in New York City, people are afraid to go out in the street or take the subway!!!"
August 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
July 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I miss having a human president.
June 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.
June 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Owl core
June 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Every 90’s Hip Hop video
June 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Tennis Balls xkcd.com/3080
April 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I’m here for anyone speaking w passion in their voice about this travesty we find ourselves in
Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it
April 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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An absolute must-read from @stevevladeck.bsky.social this morning:

“Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.”
144. The Supreme Court's Late-Night Alien Enemy Act Intervention
Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.
www.stevevladeck.com
April 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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African Elephants are my favorite land animal species, by far. During yesterday’s earthquake, my babies at the San Diego Zoo reacted to the quake, immediately protective of their most-vulnerable Community members. Humans could learn SO much from these beauties, if we’d just humble ourselves. 🐘🐘
April 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM