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Cheese & Jam
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It's my favourite sandwich, toastie, or toast topping.
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Nobody is illegal on stolen land
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Something happened to my heart at the end of June, so I've been having de-stress & a break from Social Media and whilst there are some people I've missed lots, largely it's been very relaxing not being reminded, daily, that I'm living in a time of normalised fascism.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
With a couple of days to go until 'payday' I was overjoyed to discover I had a Gluten Free pepperoni pizza left, so I wouldn't just be having porridge for dinner, as well as breakfast.

I got foggy brained, and incinerated it.

But it was the last interesting food in the house, so I ate it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I ❤️ Amitriptyline! Since I suddenly forgot how to ignore background pain (after being told to lookout for joint/muscle pain as a side effect of another medication), I've hardly slept. Now the sharp pain spikes are masked, & the pain is down to an allover throb, which I can easily sleep through. #FMS
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Today I bought unshelled sunflower seeds for the first time.

It’s absolutely worth paying extra for the shelled*, unless (like me) you have portion control issues, in which case you're sick of shelling them after about ten.

(*especially when you consider you're throwing most of their weight away)
October 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Dick picks of anyone is interested. 😊
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I got my Fibromyalgia diagnosis this week, I think back to a friend trying to get one, years ago, and being treated like a big old fibber by their doctor. Fast forward a couple of decades, and it was my GP who suggested it may be the issue, and fast tracked all the tests to rule out other problems.
September 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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We are hiring a new Executive Director! Could it be you?

If so, please apply by 6 October! If not, please share widely.

Role description and application portal here:
buff.ly/Slyukaw
September 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'm growing to loathe Mina & her friend in the Samsung fold adverts, the smugness oozes from the screen, I'm starting to think I'm going to have to pay for the ad free version, maybe that's part of the reason for insufferable ads.
September 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Today I'm one step away from my Fibromyalgia diagnosis, just one more blood test to check on Vitamin D, and some Autoimmune thing, and then I'll have yet another diagnosis to add to the pile, fun times, but the end of a long road.
September 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The one, repeated mistake I make, when I'm tired & hungry, is my memory confusing habanero, and jalapeno.

Written on my android, from my toilet.
a man singing and it burns burns burns with a guitar strap around his neck
Alt: A gif of a younger Johnny Cash singing "and it burns, burns, burns"
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nothing says "I can't sleep" like having the time to sort through and delete 7077 emails.
September 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Just had my PIP extended for another four years, I am so relieved right now.
September 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The speed with which it changes from, "Fuck me, why is it bright so late?" to, "Fuck me, why is it dark so early?" is still surprising me after decades of existence.
September 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What you published:
COMMENT | Starmer's mini-reshuffle will help restore the authority that won Labour power

What we read:
COMMENT | Hurrah for the Blackshirts
COMMENT | Starmer’s mini-reshuffle will help restore the authority that won Labour power
Starmer’s mini-reshuffle will help restore the authority that won Labour power
www.independent.co.uk
September 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"The delivery driver couldn't find your address."
"Do you not give your drivers SatNav?"
"We do, yes."
"That postcode will lead you directly to my front door, as it belongs to only this house."
"Oh."
"Yes."
"I … I'd better escalate this."

#Yodel
#Yohell
September 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Keir Starmer just appointed Tim Allan, a board member of the anti trans hate group, Sex Matters, to be his new communications director.
September 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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AI grifter scammed their way into Dragon Con. The staff had them escorted out, lmao you love to see it
September 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Witnessing the AI artist get kicked out of the DragonCon artist alley was satisfying.
September 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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"I'm a supporter of flags"

Has octogenarians arrested for having a Palestinian one.
September 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Any day now the fash will be like “only true Englishmen drink piss” and Starmer will get behind that lectern like “I love piss. Ever since I was a child I’ve loved tasting piss.”
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Petition to make the collective noun for Orangutans, Orangugang.
an orangutan is climbing a fence in a zoo enclosure .
Alt: An orangutan falling backwards off a green metal fence, and landing on a large trampoline.
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM