Cheese & Jam
@cheeseandjam.bsky.social
It's my favourite sandwich, toastie, or toast topping.
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Nobody is illegal on stolen land
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Nobody is illegal on stolen land
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
With a couple of days to go until 'payday' I was overjoyed to discover I had a Gluten Free pepperoni pizza left, so I wouldn't just be having porridge for dinner, as well as breakfast.
I got foggy brained, and incinerated it.
But it was the last interesting food in the house, so I ate it.
I got foggy brained, and incinerated it.
But it was the last interesting food in the house, so I ate it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
With a couple of days to go until 'payday' I was overjoyed to discover I had a Gluten Free pepperoni pizza left, so I wouldn't just be having porridge for dinner, as well as breakfast.
I got foggy brained, and incinerated it.
But it was the last interesting food in the house, so I ate it.
I got foggy brained, and incinerated it.
But it was the last interesting food in the house, so I ate it.
Was it wanker? Long the British secret weapon in insulting Americans, even on daytime TV
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Was it wanker? Long the British secret weapon in insulting Americans, even on daytime TV
Nothing says "I can't sleep" like having the time to sort through and delete 7077 emails.
September 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Nothing says "I can't sleep" like having the time to sort through and delete 7077 emails.
Something happened to my heart at the end of June, so I've been having de-stress & a break from Social Media and whilst there are some people I've missed lots, largely it's been very relaxing not being reminded, daily, that I'm living in a time of normalised fascism.
August 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Something happened to my heart at the end of June, so I've been having de-stress & a break from Social Media and whilst there are some people I've missed lots, largely it's been very relaxing not being reminded, daily, that I'm living in a time of normalised fascism.
Any hospital test that doesn't end up with me being rushed into a ward, is a good result.
July 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Any hospital test that doesn't end up with me being rushed into a ward, is a good result.
It's midnight, and it's 29°C, again, but at least it's not the 34°C (93.2°F) that it was at Pride, earlier
July 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's midnight, and it's 29°C, again, but at least it's not the 34°C (93.2°F) that it was at Pride, earlier
As another £120 of goods vanishes inside the Evri network, and the customer service advisor gets a scathing 1/10 review, and then Evri ask if there's anything else they can do to improve my experience.
July 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
As another £120 of goods vanishes inside the Evri network, and the customer service advisor gets a scathing 1/10 review, and then Evri ask if there's anything else they can do to improve my experience.
Fuck Disturbed, and fuck David Draiman the IDF munitions signing cunt, in particular.
July 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fuck Disturbed, and fuck David Draiman the IDF munitions signing cunt, in particular.
In the driveway, a Ford Cortina, painted in shit brown. Inside, the brown house, upon the brown and orange checked draylon sofa, a couple dressed in brown watch the Black & White television, yearning for the day they can have a Brown & White television, like the Jones' at number 34.
June 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
In the driveway, a Ford Cortina, painted in shit brown. Inside, the brown house, upon the brown and orange checked draylon sofa, a couple dressed in brown watch the Black & White television, yearning for the day they can have a Brown & White television, like the Jones' at number 34.
This has been rattling around in my head for years, so finally I did a quick and dirty version in Polish, so I could hopefully stop thinking about it, every few months. V for Vienetta.
Profuse apologies to Alan Moore, but none at all to Unilever.
Profuse apologies to Alan Moore, but none at all to Unilever.
May 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This has been rattling around in my head for years, so finally I did a quick and dirty version in Polish, so I could hopefully stop thinking about it, every few months. V for Vienetta.
Profuse apologies to Alan Moore, but none at all to Unilever.
Profuse apologies to Alan Moore, but none at all to Unilever.
My parents dog, Jake, had to be put to sleep, yesterday, he spent a really nice day at my home on Thursday, & was made a fuss of, but unfortunately over the weekend he went downhill fast, as his tumours started to press on his windpipe/throat.
They gave an old dog a great last few years.
They gave an old dog a great last few years.
May 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My parents dog, Jake, had to be put to sleep, yesterday, he spent a really nice day at my home on Thursday, & was made a fuss of, but unfortunately over the weekend he went downhill fast, as his tumours started to press on his windpipe/throat.
They gave an old dog a great last few years.
They gave an old dog a great last few years.
Yesterday at the 4:20 rave(?) in the park, there were 10 or 20 DJs, all playing at once, with massive speaker stacks, some just 10 meters apart, there was a lot of weed in the air, but here I draw the line, if you won't talk to your smol pupper about the dangers of Nitrous Oxide, who will?
#Dogs
#Dogs
April 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Yesterday at the 4:20 rave(?) in the park, there were 10 or 20 DJs, all playing at once, with massive speaker stacks, some just 10 meters apart, there was a lot of weed in the air, but here I draw the line, if you won't talk to your smol pupper about the dangers of Nitrous Oxide, who will?
#Dogs
#Dogs
I found an interior shot.
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I found an interior shot.
#CursedSkeet
I have found a surprise well underneath my –nigh on– 300 year old home.
Just another day in my weird life.
#TheRing
I have found a surprise well underneath my –nigh on– 300 year old home.
Just another day in my weird life.
#TheRing
April 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
#CursedSkeet
I have found a surprise well underneath my –nigh on– 300 year old home.
Just another day in my weird life.
#TheRing
I have found a surprise well underneath my –nigh on– 300 year old home.
Just another day in my weird life.
#TheRing
16 days silent.
I aten't dead.
(nor is the dog)
I aten't dead.
(nor is the dog)
March 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
16 days silent.
I aten't dead.
(nor is the dog)
I aten't dead.
(nor is the dog)
Looks like something is on their gaydar.
March 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Looks like something is on their gaydar.
You'd better believe I'll be playing for the last few days.
Real name identifiers removed.
Real name identifiers removed.
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March 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You'd better believe I'll be playing for the last few days.
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Sequel Pitch:
Damme, That's A Lot Of Beavers (with Jean Claude Van Damme)
(The downside is you'll have to spend more money on adding Action Gussets to the Beaver costumes)
Damme, That's A Lot Of Beavers (with Jean Claude Van Damme)
(The downside is you'll have to spend more money on adding Action Gussets to the Beaver costumes)
March 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Sequel Pitch:
Damme, That's A Lot Of Beavers (with Jean Claude Van Damme)
(The downside is you'll have to spend more money on adding Action Gussets to the Beaver costumes)
Damme, That's A Lot Of Beavers (with Jean Claude Van Damme)
(The downside is you'll have to spend more money on adding Action Gussets to the Beaver costumes)
Seriously, The world is on fire and you're blocking people on BlueSky? 🤯
March 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Seriously, The world is on fire and you're blocking people on BlueSky? 🤯
Some thirty years ago, whilst drunk on holiday, I sent this postcard to my very Catholic grandmother, amongst all the normal ones I sent.
There were consequences.
There were consequences.
February 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Some thirty years ago, whilst drunk on holiday, I sent this postcard to my very Catholic grandmother, amongst all the normal ones I sent.
There were consequences.
There were consequences.
Just curious to know why @eastangliabylines.co.uk are using the @bylinesnetwork.co.uk to push traffic to the BBC? There have been 20 articles shared in the last 7 days, that is not Powerful Independent Journalism, I follow Bylines to avoid untrustworthy state media, not to have it foisted upon me.
February 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just curious to know why @eastangliabylines.co.uk are using the @bylinesnetwork.co.uk to push traffic to the BBC? There have been 20 articles shared in the last 7 days, that is not Powerful Independent Journalism, I follow Bylines to avoid untrustworthy state media, not to have it foisted upon me.