Chas Johnson
@chasjohnsonv.bsky.social
Woke AF, Antitheist, Unaffiliated Satanist, Hail Thyself!!! 🤘🏻🜏 ⸸⛧😈⛧⸸🜏🤘🏻
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You’re far closer to becoming disabled or homeless than you are to becoming a billionaire.
They’re not choices or moral failings.
They can happen in an instant from an infection, accident, job loss or sudden illness.
They’re minority groups you can join at any time.
They’re not choices or moral failings.
They can happen in an instant from an infection, accident, job loss or sudden illness.
They’re minority groups you can join at any time.
August 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You’re far closer to becoming disabled or homeless than you are to becoming a billionaire.
They’re not choices or moral failings.
They can happen in an instant from an infection, accident, job loss or sudden illness.
They’re minority groups you can join at any time.
They’re not choices or moral failings.
They can happen in an instant from an infection, accident, job loss or sudden illness.
They’re minority groups you can join at any time.
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Waking up to The Obituary is going to rule, and almost all of us are going to get to experience it. Moon landing vibes, once in a lifetime thing. I'm really looking forward to it, taking my vitamins, making sure I live to see it.
July 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Waking up to The Obituary is going to rule, and almost all of us are going to get to experience it. Moon landing vibes, once in a lifetime thing. I'm really looking forward to it, taking my vitamins, making sure I live to see it.
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
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Me: I don’t feel well.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
July 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Me: I don’t feel well.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
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I think i planted Gritty
May 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think i planted Gritty
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First pitcher plant flower spike of the year!!
April 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
First pitcher plant flower spike of the year!!
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never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
April 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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repost if you have more followers than Adobe
April 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
repost if you have more followers than Adobe
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People: Tariffs are paid by consumers.
Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments.
The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins.
Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments.
The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins.
April 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
People: Tariffs are paid by consumers.
Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments.
The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins.
Stupider people: Tariffs are paid by foreign governments.
The stupidest person: Tariffs are paid by penguins.
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How many train wrecks do we have to survive before we pull our heads out of our collective asses and let women run this country?
They called it from day one.
They called it from day one.
April 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
How many train wrecks do we have to survive before we pull our heads out of our collective asses and let women run this country?
They called it from day one.
They called it from day one.
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“…destroy my influence” = tacit acknowledgment he has acquired the government.
“…push negative propaganda about me” = they keep pointing out the stuff I say and do.
“They are evil” - anyone who opposes an oligarchy is evil.
“…push negative propaganda about me” = they keep pointing out the stuff I say and do.
“They are evil” - anyone who opposes an oligarchy is evil.
March 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“…destroy my influence” = tacit acknowledgment he has acquired the government.
“…push negative propaganda about me” = they keep pointing out the stuff I say and do.
“They are evil” - anyone who opposes an oligarchy is evil.
“…push negative propaganda about me” = they keep pointing out the stuff I say and do.
“They are evil” - anyone who opposes an oligarchy is evil.
Happy opening day!
March 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Happy opening day!
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Someone needs to invent a pharmaceutical drug that treats greed, which I consider to be a mental illness.
Prove God wrong.
Prove God wrong.
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Someone needs to invent a pharmaceutical drug that treats greed, which I consider to be a mental illness.
Prove God wrong.
Prove God wrong.
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So now we know Donald Trump got onto Epstein’s plane 7 times, but we still don’t know how many times he got off on Epstein’s plane although it was probably in the teens.
February 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So now we know Donald Trump got onto Epstein’s plane 7 times, but we still don’t know how many times he got off on Epstein’s plane although it was probably in the teens.
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