Albert Sleet
@fakehandl.bsky.social
I would be a big time influencer but algorithms hate me.
I got a feeling that two presidents are about to be appearing in a whole bunch of AI videos which I do not want to see.
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I got a feeling that two presidents are about to be appearing in a whole bunch of AI videos which I do not want to see.
Has anyone asked Tim Allen if he supports Trump in the murdering of people who are suspected of drug trafficking?
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Has anyone asked Tim Allen if he supports Trump in the murdering of people who are suspected of drug trafficking?
World Series losers by country:
USA 120
Canada 0
USA 120
Canada 0
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
World Series losers by country:
USA 120
Canada 0
USA 120
Canada 0
i'm not one to complain about umpires but,
October 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i'm not one to complain about umpires but,
If a World Series game goes 18 innings then the next day should be an emergency national holiday
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If a World Series game goes 18 innings then the next day should be an emergency national holiday
We’ll, we know some woman is married to an asshole…
October 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We’ll, we know some woman is married to an asshole…
Dr. Strangelove was an extremely hilarious movie during other administrations. Under the current one it’s just terrifying.
October 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Dr. Strangelove was an extremely hilarious movie during other administrations. Under the current one it’s just terrifying.
MAGA can't be as homophobic as I thought they were if they support a man's right to tear up the White House and install a ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
MAGA can't be as homophobic as I thought they were if they support a man's right to tear up the White House and install a ballroom.
Thinking kinda sucks when there's no one to share your thoughts with. Hi internet.
October 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Thinking kinda sucks when there's no one to share your thoughts with. Hi internet.
I got sexual harassment’s rookie card!
September 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I got sexual harassment’s rookie card!
Young people - It’s ok if you don’t know who Robert Redford was, just be extra nice to your grandmas and/or great grandmas today
September 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Young people - It’s ok if you don’t know who Robert Redford was, just be extra nice to your grandmas and/or great grandmas today
Reposted by Albert Sleet
Colbert will land on his feet. CBS won't.
July 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Colbert will land on his feet. CBS won't.
For any right wing comic who wants to celebrate Stephen Colbert getting cancelled there will be a spot for you next to a Latino who celebrated Trump's victory.
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
For any right wing comic who wants to celebrate Stephen Colbert getting cancelled there will be a spot for you next to a Latino who celebrated Trump's victory.
Please stop calling ICE kidnappers.
They are murderers.
They are murderers.
July 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Please stop calling ICE kidnappers.
They are murderers.
They are murderers.
On July 4th anyone who truly loves America will be mourning instead of celebrating.
July 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
On July 4th anyone who truly loves America will be mourning instead of celebrating.
12 Tears a Slave shows how injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are all less safe because CECOT exists.
June 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
12 Tears a Slave shows how injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are all less safe because CECOT exists.
Just saw some good news on Bluesky so I’m gonna close the app and try to enjoy the rest of my day
May 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just saw some good news on Bluesky so I’m gonna close the app and try to enjoy the rest of my day
As an English speaker there are several different ways you can pronounce “Qatar” and all of them are wrong.
May 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As an English speaker there are several different ways you can pronounce “Qatar” and all of them are wrong.
Trump not knowing that a photoshop was his excuse for using the Alien Enemies Act may be the lowest moment in the history of the presidency.
May 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Trump not knowing that a photoshop was his excuse for using the Alien Enemies Act may be the lowest moment in the history of the presidency.
“The most successful 100 days in the history of our country,” said the guy with the 3 most successful marriages in the history of marriage.
April 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“The most successful 100 days in the history of our country,” said the guy with the 3 most successful marriages in the history of marriage.
SHS: Please Mr. President, can Arkansas we get federal disaster relief?
Trump: Are these Arkansas people billionaires?
SHS: No, of course not. Can we please get help?
Trump: No, of course not.
Trump: Are these Arkansas people billionaires?
SHS: No, of course not. Can we please get help?
Trump: No, of course not.
April 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
SHS: Please Mr. President, can Arkansas we get federal disaster relief?
Trump: Are these Arkansas people billionaires?
SHS: No, of course not. Can we please get help?
Trump: No, of course not.
Trump: Are these Arkansas people billionaires?
SHS: No, of course not. Can we please get help?
Trump: No, of course not.
It's so unfair to all the people who borrowed money from the mafia if students who can't pay their loans back on time don't get their kneecaps broken too.
April 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It's so unfair to all the people who borrowed money from the mafia if students who can't pay their loans back on time don't get their kneecaps broken too.
Now that we've established that RFK, Jr. doesn't know what autism is, could somebody check to see if he knows what vaccines are?
April 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Now that we've established that RFK, Jr. doesn't know what autism is, could somebody check to see if he knows what vaccines are?
Pete Hegseth has removed all the Charley Pride and Johnny Mathis albums from his grandparents record collection.
April 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Pete Hegseth has removed all the Charley Pride and Johnny Mathis albums from his grandparents record collection.