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Albert Sleet
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I would be a big time influencer but algorithms hate me.
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i'm not one to complain about umpires but,
October 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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We’ll, we know some woman is married to an asshole…
October 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I got sexual harassment’s rookie card!
September 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Pete Hegseth has removed all the Charley Pride and Johnny Mathis albums from his grandparents record collection.
Spoof pic of Hegseth on the floor of a house flipping through vinyl lps
April 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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needlepoint with the text: Don't judge yourself too harshly, At least you didn't fuck up as badly as some of the most powerful people in the world just did
March 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Spoof of meme from the movie Friday with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker leaning and saying "DAMMMMNNNN" only instead is say "German DAMMMMMMMM"
March 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Caillou on the floor of the Oval Office throwing a tantrum with speech bubble: "You're gabling with World War 3!"
March 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Caillou on the floor of the Oval Office throwing a tantrum and crying "You're gambling with World War 3!"
March 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Ready to pee in cup Elon?
pic of elon musk looking perplexed, text above his head: "CONSERVATIVE IDEA:" text below "if a company receives billions in government funds, the ceo must submit to random drug tests"
February 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Super Bowl Sunday and all the sponsors are ready
Pic of NFL logo at the center of a football field, above is the word "RACISM," below is the line "OFFICIAL ISM OF THE NFL"
February 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Some want "End Racism"
Some want "Choose Love"
The NFL wants a compromise to make Trump happy.
Kansas City Chiefs End Zone with "Choose Racism" where "End Racism" was
February 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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kash patel's photo next to a pic of a cat in lego box. they look very similar
February 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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USA flag with blue replaced by green from the flag of Mexico, and a red maple leaf from the flag of Canada instead of stars
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Gulf of Mexico is a better name.
Two pictures of the world map. The first says "Where is the Gulf of Mexico?" and then, "Ummm...Somewhere here?" and has two small circles on each side of Mexico. The second says "Where is the Gulf of America?" and then, "Ummm...Somewhere here?" and has one big circle around the entire western hemisphere.
January 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Marge...Monty, Monty...Marge
gray striped cat named monty who looks a lot like marge
January 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Luigi Mangione is now a presidential candidate and can not be put on trail because that would be election interference.
Campaign flag which was says "Mangione for president 2036"
December 15, 2024 at 2:46 AM