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She/They 🏳️🌈 Classics MA 🏺Armchair Lycanthropist 🌕🐺 Writer ✍️
- I write about video games! npcdilemma.blog
- I drink coffee!
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She/They 🏳️🌈 Classics MA 🏺Armchair Lycanthropist 🌕🐺 Writer ✍️
- I write about video games! npcdilemma.blog
- I drink coffee!
buymeacoffee.com/npcdilemma
(Not) Becoming an Idle Imp in Fantasy Life i
What day is it? How much time has passed? I did not expect to fall in love with Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time. I had no history with the franchise or its developer, and I hadn’t played the original Fantasy Life on the Nintendo DS. As far as I…
What day is it? How much time has passed? I did not expect to fall in love with Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time. I had no history with the franchise or its developer, and I hadn’t played the original Fantasy Life on the Nintendo DS. As far as I…
(Not) Becoming an Idle Imp in Fantasy Life i
What day is it? How much time has passed? I did not expect to fall in love with Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time. I had no history with the franchise or its developer, and I hadn’t played the original Fantasy Life on the Nintendo DS. As far as I could tell, this game looked like just another "cozy" life sim: colorful, cute, and possibly aimed at a younger audience than me.
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June 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
(Not) Becoming an Idle Imp in Fantasy Life i
What day is it? How much time has passed? I did not expect to fall in love with Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time. I had no history with the franchise or its developer, and I hadn’t played the original Fantasy Life on the Nintendo DS. As far as I…
What day is it? How much time has passed? I did not expect to fall in love with Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time. I had no history with the franchise or its developer, and I hadn’t played the original Fantasy Life on the Nintendo DS. As far as I…
May 4-5th, 2025
Schedule I I resisted looking into this game for a whole week after the all-powerful algorhythm bombarded my socials with clips of gameplay. I don't count myself as a resource-management sim girlie, and I don't really... okay, fine! Listen—Lit Co., LLC is thriving. I'm almost 6…
Schedule I I resisted looking into this game for a whole week after the all-powerful algorhythm bombarded my socials with clips of gameplay. I don't count myself as a resource-management sim girlie, and I don't really... okay, fine! Listen—Lit Co., LLC is thriving. I'm almost 6…
May 4-5th, 2025
Schedule I I resisted looking into this game for a whole week after the all-powerful algorhythm bombarded my socials with clips of gameplay. I don't count myself as a resource-management sim girlie, and I don't really... okay, fine! Listen—Lit Co., LLC is thriving. I'm almost 6 hours in, and I'm only playing the "Free Sample." What the hell, man. Blaze it.
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May 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
May 4-5th, 2025
Schedule I I resisted looking into this game for a whole week after the all-powerful algorhythm bombarded my socials with clips of gameplay. I don't count myself as a resource-management sim girlie, and I don't really... okay, fine! Listen—Lit Co., LLC is thriving. I'm almost 6…
Schedule I I resisted looking into this game for a whole week after the all-powerful algorhythm bombarded my socials with clips of gameplay. I don't count myself as a resource-management sim girlie, and I don't really... okay, fine! Listen—Lit Co., LLC is thriving. I'm almost 6…
One hell of a lunch break 👀🔥
April 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
One hell of a lunch break 👀🔥
Going for Halloween as Yike’s Hard Lemonade.
March 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Going for Halloween as Yike’s Hard Lemonade.
“Hunter, the Guild Authorizes:” Culpability & Endorsement in Monster Hunter: Wilds
I love Monster Hunter: Wilds. The monsters are massive; the fights are dynamic. Even after forty hours, I'm still flinching each time a monster makes a dramatic appearance or strikes unexpectedly. This game is an…
I love Monster Hunter: Wilds. The monsters are massive; the fights are dynamic. Even after forty hours, I'm still flinching each time a monster makes a dramatic appearance or strikes unexpectedly. This game is an…
“Hunter, the Guild Authorizes:” Culpability & Endorsement in Monster Hunter: Wilds
I love Monster Hunter: Wilds. The monsters are massive; the fights are dynamic. Even after forty hours, I'm still flinching each time a monster makes a dramatic appearance or strikes unexpectedly. This game is an absolute blast, an excellent addition to Capcom's Monster Hunter franchise... and yet. Monster Hunter: Wilds' story rubs me the wrong way. Question: who within the Hunters Guild has the authority to authorize a monster hunt?
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March 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Hunter, the Guild Authorizes:” Culpability & Endorsement in Monster Hunter: Wilds
I love Monster Hunter: Wilds. The monsters are massive; the fights are dynamic. Even after forty hours, I'm still flinching each time a monster makes a dramatic appearance or strikes unexpectedly. This game is an…
I love Monster Hunter: Wilds. The monsters are massive; the fights are dynamic. Even after forty hours, I'm still flinching each time a monster makes a dramatic appearance or strikes unexpectedly. This game is an…
You either die the hero, or you live long enough to become the demographic for Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
January 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You either die the hero, or you live long enough to become the demographic for Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
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A turning of shape
2023
2023
December 13, 2024 at 4:40 PM
A turning of shape
2023
2023
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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Word of the morning is ‘williwaw’ (19th century): a sudden violent squall or a toppling gust of wind.
Goes well with ‘thunderplump’: a sudden downpour that soaks you to the skin in seconds.
Goes well with ‘thunderplump’: a sudden downpour that soaks you to the skin in seconds.
December 7, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Word of the morning is ‘williwaw’ (19th century): a sudden violent squall or a toppling gust of wind.
Goes well with ‘thunderplump’: a sudden downpour that soaks you to the skin in seconds.
Goes well with ‘thunderplump’: a sudden downpour that soaks you to the skin in seconds.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
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Rage, a savage hunger for the blood of the wicked, and a talent to change shape at will, thats what little girls are made of.
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Rage, a savage hunger for the blood of the wicked, and a talent to change shape at will, thats what little girls are made of.
In September, I lost my grandmother. She was the best member of my family and easily one of my favorite people in the world. I miss her every day. Today, I decorated our Christmas tree. I’m terrified of Christmas without her.
December 7, 2024 at 6:24 AM
In September, I lost my grandmother. She was the best member of my family and easily one of my favorite people in the world. I miss her every day. Today, I decorated our Christmas tree. I’m terrified of Christmas without her.
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tired of people being all up in my midst.
December 6, 2024 at 12:17 AM
tired of people being all up in my midst.
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December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
I sometimes worry I’m wasting my therapist’s time.
Me: I’m really angry. I’m furious.
Therapist: … Really?
Me: Yeah!
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist: Fascinating (jots a note down)
Me: I’m really angry. I’m furious.
Therapist: … Really?
Me: Yeah!
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist: Fascinating (jots a note down)
December 4, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I sometimes worry I’m wasting my therapist’s time.
Me: I’m really angry. I’m furious.
Therapist: … Really?
Me: Yeah!
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist: Fascinating (jots a note down)
Me: I’m really angry. I’m furious.
Therapist: … Really?
Me: Yeah!
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist: Fascinating (jots a note down)
Valve has a hot take this holiday season 🏳️🌈 🏈
December 4, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Valve has a hot take this holiday season 🏳️🌈 🏈
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We are Peter Cottontail-maxing. We’re going Farmer McGregor-core. We are feasting on ill-gotten parsnips and rutabagas
December 2, 2024 at 3:34 AM
We are Peter Cottontail-maxing. We’re going Farmer McGregor-core. We are feasting on ill-gotten parsnips and rutabagas
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Time sits in layers.
November 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Time sits in layers.
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I need to cry in a wheat field about this
December 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I need to cry in a wheat field about this
I want it on the record that I AM STILL SICK. Like what the heck?
November 30, 2024 at 1:34 PM
I want it on the record that I AM STILL SICK. Like what the heck?
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I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork
November 29, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork
“Why do you have a handicap parking permit?”
“You know, we all have disabilities. It’s like we’re all disabled in our own way”
“You’re very smart! I couldn’t tell you were disabled by talking to you!”
How many dumb things has your dad said this holiday?
“You know, we all have disabilities. It’s like we’re all disabled in our own way”
“You’re very smart! I couldn’t tell you were disabled by talking to you!”
How many dumb things has your dad said this holiday?
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
“Why do you have a handicap parking permit?”
“You know, we all have disabilities. It’s like we’re all disabled in our own way”
“You’re very smart! I couldn’t tell you were disabled by talking to you!”
How many dumb things has your dad said this holiday?
“You know, we all have disabilities. It’s like we’re all disabled in our own way”
“You’re very smart! I couldn’t tell you were disabled by talking to you!”
How many dumb things has your dad said this holiday?
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When the mask mandate was lifted from Mass General Brigham in May '23, hospital transmission of resp virus went up. When the mandate was re-instituted in Jan '24, infection rates went down. www.news-medical.net/news/2024052...
Study confirms face masks' effectiveness in reducing disease transmission, calls for improved public understanding
Researchers reviewed the benefits, practicalities, and harms of masks and masking, finding that masks are effective in reducing respiratory disease transmission despite some adverse effects, and empha...
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November 28, 2024 at 7:39 PM
When the mask mandate was lifted from Mass General Brigham in May '23, hospital transmission of resp virus went up. When the mandate was re-instituted in Jan '24, infection rates went down. www.news-medical.net/news/2024052...
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