charlyannd
@charlyannd.bsky.social
Why are you a rhymer?
Why always must you rhyme?
You write all right
But when you write
You're rhymin' all the time
When did you start rhymin'?
Well, when I was kid
though sounds absurd
I'd hear a word
and that's just what I did
Why always must you rhyme?
You write all right
But when you write
You're rhymin' all the time
When did you start rhymin'?
Well, when I was kid
though sounds absurd
I'd hear a word
and that's just what I did
Grandma's TV tray
there the old gal sat all day
Brandy neat, hair gray
Grab the euchre deck, she'd say
called me her little #button
#TankaThursday
#Tanka
there the old gal sat all day
Brandy neat, hair gray
Grab the euchre deck, she'd say
called me her little #button
#TankaThursday
#Tanka
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Grandma's TV tray
there the old gal sat all day
Brandy neat, hair gray
Grab the euchre deck, she'd say
called me her little #button
#TankaThursday
#Tanka
there the old gal sat all day
Brandy neat, hair gray
Grab the euchre deck, she'd say
called me her little #button
#TankaThursday
#Tanka
Lay out the #crystal
don't be #blue
we're all broke
that is true
a #solid holiday can be enjoyed
#measurable hints to be employed
no shame in #utility turkeys
need no grandiosity
gobbled to the #bone w/ #ferocity
don't spend the day alone
#WIPSnips
#vssmagic
#2wordprompt
#vss365
#Whistpr
#emoetry
don't be #blue
we're all broke
that is true
a #solid holiday can be enjoyed
#measurable hints to be employed
no shame in #utility turkeys
need no grandiosity
gobbled to the #bone w/ #ferocity
don't spend the day alone
#WIPSnips
#vssmagic
#2wordprompt
#vss365
#Whistpr
#emoetry
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Canada went metric when I was twelve years old
a #measurable mile made me smile
a pound of bacon sold
by then ingrained into my brain
the temp that water freezes
no centimeters for me young man
I know eight inches pleases
I'm still confused about the switch
I'll forever be an imperial bitch
#vss365
a #measurable mile made me smile
a pound of bacon sold
by then ingrained into my brain
the temp that water freezes
no centimeters for me young man
I know eight inches pleases
I'm still confused about the switch
I'll forever be an imperial bitch
#vss365
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Canada went metric when I was twelve years old
a #measurable mile made me smile
a pound of bacon sold
by then ingrained into my brain
the temp that water freezes
no centimeters for me young man
I know eight inches pleases
I'm still confused about the switch
I'll forever be an imperial bitch
#vss365
a #measurable mile made me smile
a pound of bacon sold
by then ingrained into my brain
the temp that water freezes
no centimeters for me young man
I know eight inches pleases
I'm still confused about the switch
I'll forever be an imperial bitch
#vss365
I got you no #present
I got you no card
but the dog got u something
it's out in the yard
I said that's no present you dirty old hound
a stinkin' big pile #outside on the ground
he said it may not be much
it will just have to do
but I know that she'll like it
cause she's married to you
#2wordprompt
I got you no card
but the dog got u something
it's out in the yard
I said that's no present you dirty old hound
a stinkin' big pile #outside on the ground
he said it may not be much
it will just have to do
but I know that she'll like it
cause she's married to you
#2wordprompt
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I got you no #present
I got you no card
but the dog got u something
it's out in the yard
I said that's no present you dirty old hound
a stinkin' big pile #outside on the ground
he said it may not be much
it will just have to do
but I know that she'll like it
cause she's married to you
#2wordprompt
I got you no card
but the dog got u something
it's out in the yard
I said that's no present you dirty old hound
a stinkin' big pile #outside on the ground
he said it may not be much
it will just have to do
but I know that she'll like it
cause she's married to you
#2wordprompt
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
No crazy to my crazy
no anger or malice
no addiction to my crazy
no need to go ask Alice
my crazy is unfettered
cool #casual lass
#options are twofold
be a goodin' or an ass
the #offer's there
join the #craze
#interrupt the BS
#harvest happy days
#emoetry
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#inkmine
no anger or malice
no addiction to my crazy
no need to go ask Alice
my crazy is unfettered
cool #casual lass
#options are twofold
be a goodin' or an ass
the #offer's there
join the #craze
#interrupt the BS
#harvest happy days
#emoetry
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#inkmine
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by charlyannd
#bakedrhymes
Today we witness
The atrocities of Kings
Against children
It has become
The fascination
Of our nation
No torches are raised
No pitchforks brandished
No vengeance
No retribution
No justice
We are a nation of cowards
Sacrificing our children to dragons
So that we are not devoured
Today we witness
The atrocities of Kings
Against children
It has become
The fascination
Of our nation
No torches are raised
No pitchforks brandished
No vengeance
No retribution
No justice
We are a nation of cowards
Sacrificing our children to dragons
So that we are not devoured
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
#bakedrhymes
Today we witness
The atrocities of Kings
Against children
It has become
The fascination
Of our nation
No torches are raised
No pitchforks brandished
No vengeance
No retribution
No justice
We are a nation of cowards
Sacrificing our children to dragons
So that we are not devoured
Today we witness
The atrocities of Kings
Against children
It has become
The fascination
Of our nation
No torches are raised
No pitchforks brandished
No vengeance
No retribution
No justice
We are a nation of cowards
Sacrificing our children to dragons
So that we are not devoured
Reposted by charlyannd
#bakedrhymes
Oh sweet little Poet
Our art is not our own
The pieces celebrated
Are shadows never known
Show us where he hurt you
Let us fantasize
Cut it out in meter
Bled right down your thighs
Submit to the grotesquerie
You might just win a prize
Everyone's enamored
By the trauma of our lives
Oh sweet little Poet
Our art is not our own
The pieces celebrated
Are shadows never known
Show us where he hurt you
Let us fantasize
Cut it out in meter
Bled right down your thighs
Submit to the grotesquerie
You might just win a prize
Everyone's enamored
By the trauma of our lives
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
#bakedrhymes
Oh sweet little Poet
Our art is not our own
The pieces celebrated
Are shadows never known
Show us where he hurt you
Let us fantasize
Cut it out in meter
Bled right down your thighs
Submit to the grotesquerie
You might just win a prize
Everyone's enamored
By the trauma of our lives
Oh sweet little Poet
Our art is not our own
The pieces celebrated
Are shadows never known
Show us where he hurt you
Let us fantasize
Cut it out in meter
Bled right down your thighs
Submit to the grotesquerie
You might just win a prize
Everyone's enamored
By the trauma of our lives
Quiet now piggy you orange lunatic
With your tiny hands and your mushroom dick
Take your demented rotting brain
And go fuck yourself and then do it again
With your tiny hands and your mushroom dick
Take your demented rotting brain
And go fuck yourself and then do it again
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Quiet now piggy you orange lunatic
With your tiny hands and your mushroom dick
Take your demented rotting brain
And go fuck yourself and then do it again
With your tiny hands and your mushroom dick
Take your demented rotting brain
And go fuck yourself and then do it again
Was out of #options
I #joined for the #third time
saw a #banquet of men
& dated again
no #casual sex or one night stands
a #saint I ain't
but my morals do stand
I #interrupt this poem to #offer the truth
I slept with most of them
#vss365
#Whistpr
#WIPSnips
#inkmine
#emoetry
#vssmagic
#2wordprompt
I #joined for the #third time
saw a #banquet of men
& dated again
no #casual sex or one night stands
a #saint I ain't
but my morals do stand
I #interrupt this poem to #offer the truth
I slept with most of them
#vss365
#Whistpr
#WIPSnips
#inkmine
#emoetry
#vssmagic
#2wordprompt
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Last year proved trying
reality hit
my brother dying
spent the Summer sad & crying
& my heart
which I had locked
got involved
ran off half cocked
rocked my world
his?
not rocked
now I try to find the things
blessings that a smile brings
sad or not my soul still sings
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#inkmine
reality hit
my brother dying
spent the Summer sad & crying
& my heart
which I had locked
got involved
ran off half cocked
rocked my world
his?
not rocked
now I try to find the things
blessings that a smile brings
sad or not my soul still sings
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#inkmine
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Last year proved trying
reality hit
my brother dying
spent the Summer sad & crying
& my heart
which I had locked
got involved
ran off half cocked
rocked my world
his?
not rocked
now I try to find the things
blessings that a smile brings
sad or not my soul still sings
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#inkmine
reality hit
my brother dying
spent the Summer sad & crying
& my heart
which I had locked
got involved
ran off half cocked
rocked my world
his?
not rocked
now I try to find the things
blessings that a smile brings
sad or not my soul still sings
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#inkmine
I planned to lose last Winter's weight
this Summer as I sat in wait
I had a #goal, the goal was great
I'd diet run & meditate
the diet?
meh, I love my food
the running?
never in the mood
meditation?
none ensued
I plan to lose last Summer's weight
this Winter as I sit in wait
#vss365
#poetry
this Summer as I sat in wait
I had a #goal, the goal was great
I'd diet run & meditate
the diet?
meh, I love my food
the running?
never in the mood
meditation?
none ensued
I plan to lose last Summer's weight
this Winter as I sit in wait
#vss365
#poetry
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Noah hoists elephants onto a boat
unicorns croak cause the fuckers can't float
It goes against #Science
there's no proof at all
rather #unbearable that we all take the fall
Religion has given us one #hazardous ride
as they falsely #inform us that God's on their side
#vss365
#emoetry
#2wordprompt
unicorns croak cause the fuckers can't float
It goes against #Science
there's no proof at all
rather #unbearable that we all take the fall
Religion has given us one #hazardous ride
as they falsely #inform us that God's on their side
#vss365
#emoetry
#2wordprompt
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Noah hoists elephants onto a boat
unicorns croak cause the fuckers can't float
It goes against #Science
there's no proof at all
rather #unbearable that we all take the fall
Religion has given us one #hazardous ride
as they falsely #inform us that God's on their side
#vss365
#emoetry
#2wordprompt
unicorns croak cause the fuckers can't float
It goes against #Science
there's no proof at all
rather #unbearable that we all take the fall
Religion has given us one #hazardous ride
as they falsely #inform us that God's on their side
#vss365
#emoetry
#2wordprompt
A #number of #crabs set off one day
to #build an #abundant life on the way
folks would #stare
it sealed their fate
hunger it did #generate
so with a #plummet in a pot
#heatry #tender #nougats
all buttery & hot
wee #vamps got got
#vss365
#Whistpr
#WIPSnips
#inkmine
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#emoetry
to #build an #abundant life on the way
folks would #stare
it sealed their fate
hunger it did #generate
so with a #plummet in a pot
#heatry #tender #nougats
all buttery & hot
wee #vamps got got
#vss365
#Whistpr
#WIPSnips
#inkmine
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#emoetry
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM