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Why are you a rhymer?
Why always must you rhyme?
You write all right
But when you write
You're rhymin' all the time
When did you start rhymin'?

Well, when I was kid
though sounds absurd
I'd hear a word
and that's just what I did
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've perhaps been single for too long
so please correct me if I'm wrong
is that a penis in the #snow
and if it is, where did it go?

#Whistpr
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
He's not just crooked there have been a few
He's not just horny like you know who
He's not just stupid like George and Son
But morally decrepit, he is, this one
#Trump
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
September 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
September 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Zippy the Zebra zoned out at the zoo
Zippy's not snoozing so Zippy is blue
Zero his zen, zest is now low
he put his black stripes where his white ones should go

#charspoems
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
By his third Brown Cow
his worries dissolve
chomps his tobacco
got a tough shot to solve
the work week's been stupid
his coworkers suck
but it's Friday
and it's payday
so he gives not one fuck

#vsspic
#vssdaily (brown
#vss365 (dissolve)
#2wordprompt (tobacco, stupid)
May 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It was like Mensa vs the short bus
Brilliance vs sociopathic
Competent vs chaotic
Grace & class vs delusional ass
#MarkCarney #Trump
#Canadaisnotforsale
May 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Aim your shot
take a chance
be it skill or happenstance
wait your turn
eye it up
Tuesday's league, raise a cup
#vsspic
April 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
April 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
April 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
March 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
March 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
March 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
March 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh wait a minute Mr. Leopard
you told me to remind you to take sugar next time
you said those Maga faces were tasting bitter
here, I'll toss ya the bag over the balustrade
Bon appetit
#2wordprompt (remind, sugar)
#vss365 (balustrade)
March 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
On a whim
on a dare
by the seat of my pants
watch all ya want
I'm still gonna dance
I skid through life
on nowt but chance
just me
and pure straight happenstance
#WIPSnips
February 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
February 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Don't be so rude
do not include
me on your list of known prudes
there's a difference, don't you see
mine is simple modesty
but if I ever am
with the perfect man
he'd see me wild and free
and tremble at the knee
but that is just for he

#WIPSnips (include)
#vss365 (modest)
#vsspoem (tremble)
February 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
February 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Long before it's acronym
it's diagnosis or it's pill
they called us restless dreamers
I'm a restless dreamer still
no acknowledgment of ADD
just a slacker in the making
they tossed us on the short bus
and asked if we liked baking
#WIPSnips
January 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And hid inside the Duncan Hines
were pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes
no ponies to ride or funny clowns
we'd grab a hotdog, wolf it down
then off we'd go outside to play
birthday parties in my day
#WIPSnips
January 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I've got a pocketful of nothin'
still I can take a stand
cause you won't know I'm bluffin'
if I don't show my hand
#WIPSnips
January 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM