Why always must you rhyme?
You write all right
But when you write
You're rhymin' all the time
When did you start rhymin'?
Well, when I was kid
though sounds absurd
I'd hear a word
and that's just what I did
He's not just horny like you know who
He's not just stupid like George and Son
But morally decrepit, he is, this one
#Trump
He's not just horny like you know who
He's not just stupid like George and Son
But morally decrepit, he is, this one
#Trump
Zippy's not snoozing so Zippy is blue
Zero his zen, zest is now low
he put his black stripes where his white ones should go
#charspoems
Zippy's not snoozing so Zippy is blue
Zero his zen, zest is now low
he put his black stripes where his white ones should go
#charspoems
his worries dissolve
chomps his tobacco
got a tough shot to solve
the work week's been stupid
his coworkers suck
but it's Friday
and it's payday
so he gives not one fuck
#vsspic
#vssdaily (brown
#vss365 (dissolve)
#2wordprompt (tobacco, stupid)
his worries dissolve
chomps his tobacco
got a tough shot to solve
the work week's been stupid
his coworkers suck
but it's Friday
and it's payday
so he gives not one fuck
#vsspic
#vssdaily (brown
#vss365 (dissolve)
#2wordprompt (tobacco, stupid)
Brilliance vs sociopathic
Competent vs chaotic
Grace & class vs delusional ass
#MarkCarney #Trump
#Canadaisnotforsale
Brilliance vs sociopathic
Competent vs chaotic
Grace & class vs delusional ass
#MarkCarney #Trump
#Canadaisnotforsale
you told me to remind you to take sugar next time
you said those Maga faces were tasting bitter
here, I'll toss ya the bag over the balustrade
Bon appetit
#2wordprompt (remind, sugar)
#vss365 (balustrade)
you told me to remind you to take sugar next time
you said those Maga faces were tasting bitter
here, I'll toss ya the bag over the balustrade
Bon appetit
#2wordprompt (remind, sugar)
#vss365 (balustrade)
on a dare
by the seat of my pants
watch all ya want
I'm still gonna dance
I skid through life
on nowt but chance
just me
and pure straight happenstance
#WIPSnips
on a dare
by the seat of my pants
watch all ya want
I'm still gonna dance
I skid through life
on nowt but chance
just me
and pure straight happenstance
#WIPSnips
do not include
me on your list of known prudes
there's a difference, don't you see
mine is simple modesty
but if I ever am
with the perfect man
he'd see me wild and free
and tremble at the knee
but that is just for he
#WIPSnips (include)
#vss365 (modest)
#vsspoem (tremble)
it's diagnosis or it's pill
they called us restless dreamers
I'm a restless dreamer still
no acknowledgment of ADD
just a slacker in the making
they tossed us on the short bus
and asked if we liked baking
#WIPSnips
it's diagnosis or it's pill
they called us restless dreamers
I'm a restless dreamer still
no acknowledgment of ADD
just a slacker in the making
they tossed us on the short bus
and asked if we liked baking
#WIPSnips
were pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes
no ponies to ride or funny clowns
we'd grab a hotdog, wolf it down
then off we'd go outside to play
birthday parties in my day
#WIPSnips
were pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes
no ponies to ride or funny clowns
we'd grab a hotdog, wolf it down
then off we'd go outside to play
birthday parties in my day
#WIPSnips