charlyannd
@charlyannd.bsky.social
Why are you a rhymer?
Why always must you rhyme?
You write all right
But when you write
You're rhymin' all the time
When did you start rhymin'?
Well, when I was kid
though sounds absurd
I'd hear a word
and that's just what I did
Why always must you rhyme?
You write all right
But when you write
You're rhymin' all the time
When did you start rhymin'?
Well, when I was kid
though sounds absurd
I'd hear a word
and that's just what I did
Pinned
Venus asked of Neptune
why are you so blue?
dare not tell me, tell Mercury
she's innermost to you
I've given Saturn back his rings
he and I are through
found he and Mars parked in a car
celestial whoo hoo
I yelled, It's over, Knucklehead
then I slapped Mars and she turned red
#poetry
why are you so blue?
dare not tell me, tell Mercury
she's innermost to you
I've given Saturn back his rings
he and I are through
found he and Mars parked in a car
celestial whoo hoo
I yelled, It's over, Knucklehead
then I slapped Mars and she turned red
#poetry
#We #woke #to #snow
without a warning
hunkered #in
#a #misty #morning
#standard practice
Canada
remember us?
your #oddball neighbour
once #partner and true friend
left #heartbroken
and worried for you
the man is a lunatic
pure evil right through
#FromOneLine
#MoonMystic
#2wordprompt
#vss365
#emoetry
without a warning
hunkered #in
#a #misty #morning
#standard practice
Canada
remember us?
your #oddball neighbour
once #partner and true friend
left #heartbroken
and worried for you
the man is a lunatic
pure evil right through
#FromOneLine
#MoonMystic
#2wordprompt
#vss365
#emoetry
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
#We #woke #to #snow
without a warning
hunkered #in
#a #misty #morning
#standard practice
Canada
remember us?
your #oddball neighbour
once #partner and true friend
left #heartbroken
and worried for you
the man is a lunatic
pure evil right through
#FromOneLine
#MoonMystic
#2wordprompt
#vss365
#emoetry
without a warning
hunkered #in
#a #misty #morning
#standard practice
Canada
remember us?
your #oddball neighbour
once #partner and true friend
left #heartbroken
and worried for you
the man is a lunatic
pure evil right through
#FromOneLine
#MoonMystic
#2wordprompt
#vss365
#emoetry
Reposted by charlyannd
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Clear your cluttered mind
breathe deep, need find the time
Pointless thoughts to be diffused
inhabit precious space
weary spirit, battered, bruised
forever on the chase
A clusterfuck of hows and why
requiring extraction
retain the truth, delete the lies
an editor in action
#poetry
breathe deep, need find the time
Pointless thoughts to be diffused
inhabit precious space
weary spirit, battered, bruised
forever on the chase
A clusterfuck of hows and why
requiring extraction
retain the truth, delete the lies
an editor in action
#poetry
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Clear your cluttered mind
breathe deep, need find the time
Pointless thoughts to be diffused
inhabit precious space
weary spirit, battered, bruised
forever on the chase
A clusterfuck of hows and why
requiring extraction
retain the truth, delete the lies
an editor in action
#poetry
breathe deep, need find the time
Pointless thoughts to be diffused
inhabit precious space
weary spirit, battered, bruised
forever on the chase
A clusterfuck of hows and why
requiring extraction
retain the truth, delete the lies
an editor in action
#poetry
The remains of our union
lay shattered and ruined
down with that ship we both went
with passion long forced
we kicked that dead horse
pieces of ruin well spent
#poetry
lay shattered and ruined
down with that ship we both went
with passion long forced
we kicked that dead horse
pieces of ruin well spent
#poetry
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The remains of our union
lay shattered and ruined
down with that ship we both went
with passion long forced
we kicked that dead horse
pieces of ruin well spent
#poetry
lay shattered and ruined
down with that ship we both went
with passion long forced
we kicked that dead horse
pieces of ruin well spent
#poetry
Though I've long since lost touch
and with more than a few
of the women I used to be
still I owe them so much
learned lessons and such
much love, to them from me
#poetry
and with more than a few
of the women I used to be
still I owe them so much
learned lessons and such
much love, to them from me
#poetry
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Though I've long since lost touch
and with more than a few
of the women I used to be
still I owe them so much
learned lessons and such
much love, to them from me
#poetry
and with more than a few
of the women I used to be
still I owe them so much
learned lessons and such
much love, to them from me
#poetry
Need thicken up that skin, me boy
translucent now it be
you'll need another inch or two
if you want to be with me
you'll need thicker skin too
translucent now it be
you'll need another inch or two
if you want to be with me
you'll need thicker skin too
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Need thicken up that skin, me boy
translucent now it be
you'll need another inch or two
if you want to be with me
you'll need thicker skin too
translucent now it be
you'll need another inch or two
if you want to be with me
you'll need thicker skin too
No #benefit in lowering ur #standards
when choosing a #partner to wed
#historically u'll end up #heartbroken
the voice of experience has spoken
the #oddballs are fine
usually quirky & kind
make sure they're handy
loving & randy
not like any of mine
#WIPSnips
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#emoetry
#vss365
when choosing a #partner to wed
#historically u'll end up #heartbroken
the voice of experience has spoken
the #oddballs are fine
usually quirky & kind
make sure they're handy
loving & randy
not like any of mine
#WIPSnips
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#emoetry
#vss365
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
No #benefit in lowering ur #standards
when choosing a #partner to wed
#historically u'll end up #heartbroken
the voice of experience has spoken
the #oddballs are fine
usually quirky & kind
make sure they're handy
loving & randy
not like any of mine
#WIPSnips
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#emoetry
#vss365
when choosing a #partner to wed
#historically u'll end up #heartbroken
the voice of experience has spoken
the #oddballs are fine
usually quirky & kind
make sure they're handy
loving & randy
not like any of mine
#WIPSnips
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#emoetry
#vss365
9 1/2 men's xwidth
#size 10 fits too #generous
my life's bane
my shoes were lame
I wore muck-a-luks to the prom
my skin is #glowing
but once I get goin'
folks stare at my feet
I #hold up at #home
w/ my high heel dreams
I love ur shoes, people scream
#2wordprompt
#emoetry
#vssmagic
#WIPSnips
#size 10 fits too #generous
my life's bane
my shoes were lame
I wore muck-a-luks to the prom
my skin is #glowing
but once I get goin'
folks stare at my feet
I #hold up at #home
w/ my high heel dreams
I love ur shoes, people scream
#2wordprompt
#emoetry
#vssmagic
#WIPSnips
January 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Being #clueless about stuff I should know
I tut each time I do it
walking a little too slow
and then sitting and just saying, screw it
watch as gravity takes a #hold
and your hair gets whiter each day
you're worried about that mole
you don't think it should look that way
#vss365
#vssmagic
I tut each time I do it
walking a little too slow
and then sitting and just saying, screw it
watch as gravity takes a #hold
and your hair gets whiter each day
you're worried about that mole
you don't think it should look that way
#vss365
#vssmagic
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Dodgy and Iffy walk into a bar
Sketchy was workin' that night
Says Sketchy to Iffy, Drink 'em up in a jiffy
cause Shifty is itchin' to fight
Dodgy says, No, we will not go
today is my birthday ya see
So pour Shifty a shot, the best shot ya got
and say it's from Iffy and me
#poetry
Sketchy was workin' that night
Says Sketchy to Iffy, Drink 'em up in a jiffy
cause Shifty is itchin' to fight
Dodgy says, No, we will not go
today is my birthday ya see
So pour Shifty a shot, the best shot ya got
and say it's from Iffy and me
#poetry
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Dodgy and Iffy walk into a bar
Sketchy was workin' that night
Says Sketchy to Iffy, Drink 'em up in a jiffy
cause Shifty is itchin' to fight
Dodgy says, No, we will not go
today is my birthday ya see
So pour Shifty a shot, the best shot ya got
and say it's from Iffy and me
#poetry
Sketchy was workin' that night
Says Sketchy to Iffy, Drink 'em up in a jiffy
cause Shifty is itchin' to fight
Dodgy says, No, we will not go
today is my birthday ya see
So pour Shifty a shot, the best shot ya got
and say it's from Iffy and me
#poetry
Reposted by charlyannd
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sammy had a stutter
and he had a twitchy eye
I told him, quit your blinkin'
the girls will think you're winkin'
he said, I'll tr..tr..try
Frankie was a fireman
it had it's highs and lows
but on our dates, if not too late
he'd let me hold his hose
#poetry
and he had a twitchy eye
I told him, quit your blinkin'
the girls will think you're winkin'
he said, I'll tr..tr..try
Frankie was a fireman
it had it's highs and lows
but on our dates, if not too late
he'd let me hold his hose
#poetry
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Sammy had a stutter
and he had a twitchy eye
I told him, quit your blinkin'
the girls will think you're winkin'
he said, I'll tr..tr..try
Frankie was a fireman
it had it's highs and lows
but on our dates, if not too late
he'd let me hold his hose
#poetry
and he had a twitchy eye
I told him, quit your blinkin'
the girls will think you're winkin'
he said, I'll tr..tr..try
Frankie was a fireman
it had it's highs and lows
but on our dates, if not too late
he'd let me hold his hose
#poetry
I am a friend indeed
when my name is called with love
I am a Mother Lion
prepared to pounce
at the merest sense
for mine
and for yours
I am a middle aged woman
arriving perhaps a little worse for wear
somewhere between #fertility and mortality
amid the changes there
#emoetry
#poetry
when my name is called with love
I am a Mother Lion
prepared to pounce
at the merest sense
for mine
and for yours
I am a middle aged woman
arriving perhaps a little worse for wear
somewhere between #fertility and mortality
amid the changes there
#emoetry
#poetry
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I am a friend indeed
when my name is called with love
I am a Mother Lion
prepared to pounce
at the merest sense
for mine
and for yours
I am a middle aged woman
arriving perhaps a little worse for wear
somewhere between #fertility and mortality
amid the changes there
#emoetry
#poetry
when my name is called with love
I am a Mother Lion
prepared to pounce
at the merest sense
for mine
and for yours
I am a middle aged woman
arriving perhaps a little worse for wear
somewhere between #fertility and mortality
amid the changes there
#emoetry
#poetry
Such #balderdash most folks #consume
intellect now #sparse
#war rages on, we sit in #calm
the fourth estate's a farce
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#WIPSnips
intellect now #sparse
#war rages on, we sit in #calm
the fourth estate's a farce
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#WIPSnips
January 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Such #balderdash most folks #consume
intellect now #sparse
#war rages on, we sit in #calm
the fourth estate's a farce
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#WIPSnips
intellect now #sparse
#war rages on, we sit in #calm
the fourth estate's a farce
#vss365
#2wordprompt
#vssmagic
#WIPSnips