Charlie English
@charlieenglish.bsky.social
Bright, not quite genius 😊
Digital boomer, non-technical.
Lifelong (D) centrist. Occasional piano artiste & log wrangler.
Digital boomer, non-technical.
Lifelong (D) centrist. Occasional piano artiste & log wrangler.
Wood stove cocoa in ATL
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Wood stove cocoa in ATL
Being 70 is racing to Blue Sky with a hilarious idea and forgetting it in the 5 seconds it takes to open the app.
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Being 70 is racing to Blue Sky with a hilarious idea and forgetting it in the 5 seconds it takes to open the app.
If you call a gift / award "classy" rest assured, it's not. A bit like a portrait with the Pope and your tie is crotch-length under a gaping suit jacket. 🙄
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White House Insults Local Business, Destroys Decades-Long Tradition — The New Republic
Trump’s White House snubbed a local business in favor of a multinational luxury brand.
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December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If you call a gift / award "classy" rest assured, it's not. A bit like a portrait with the Pope and your tie is crotch-length under a gaping suit jacket. 🙄
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When you slot in Paradise is given to a DEIty.
It ain’t like he’s gettin’ that close.
September 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
When you slot in Paradise is given to a DEIty.
@8647fan.bsky.social I ❤️ your avi. Droopy, Sleepy & Dopey all in one!
September 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@8647fan.bsky.social I ❤️ your avi. Droopy, Sleepy & Dopey all in one!
@jpr93.bsky.social DUDE! Is the 442 in your header yours? Growing up I was surrounded by cousins / big brother-types many of whom had GTOs, 442s, etc.
My mom drove a '67 Delta 88 425/390 (not a typo). At 16, I was the only one to surreptitiously burn her tires but she was quite the sleeper. 9 MPG 😎
My mom drove a '67 Delta 88 425/390 (not a typo). At 16, I was the only one to surreptitiously burn her tires but she was quite the sleeper. 9 MPG 😎
September 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@jpr93.bsky.social DUDE! Is the 442 in your header yours? Growing up I was surrounded by cousins / big brother-types many of whom had GTOs, 442s, etc.
My mom drove a '67 Delta 88 425/390 (not a typo). At 16, I was the only one to surreptitiously burn her tires but she was quite the sleeper. 9 MPG 😎
My mom drove a '67 Delta 88 425/390 (not a typo). At 16, I was the only one to surreptitiously burn her tires but she was quite the sleeper. 9 MPG 😎
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Growing up in the South, calling someone a mess was a term of endearment and comic reproach.
@the-mess.bsky.social
My ADHD diagnosis came many years later in my 40s — I'm sure my life would have been quite different had a watchful eye seen my "real" problem. 😊
@the-mess.bsky.social
My ADHD diagnosis came many years later in my 40s — I'm sure my life would have been quite different had a watchful eye seen my "real" problem. 😊
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Growing up in the South, calling someone a mess was a term of endearment and comic reproach.
@the-mess.bsky.social
My ADHD diagnosis came many years later in my 40s — I'm sure my life would have been quite different had a watchful eye seen my "real" problem. 😊
@the-mess.bsky.social
My ADHD diagnosis came many years later in my 40s — I'm sure my life would have been quite different had a watchful eye seen my "real" problem. 😊
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Was it worth it? #massshootings #schoolshootings #charliekirk #guncontrol Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Was it worth it? #massshootings #schoolshootings #charliekirk #guncontrol Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons
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Fake Christian doing so much damage to democracy to appease his false God.
September 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Fake Christian doing so much damage to democracy to appease his false God.
@jenniferbrokaw.bsky.social Anyone else reminded of the hilariously-titled book of almost-Justice Robert Bork?
September 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@jenniferbrokaw.bsky.social Anyone else reminded of the hilariously-titled book of almost-Justice Robert Bork?
Morning walk. Occasionally our G.A. (general aviation) airport routes planes in a line of sight to my house. I had 15 seconds. Fortunately I had the phone in my hand. (It helps to embiggen ; plane is at about 4 o'clock from moon)
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Morning walk. Occasionally our G.A. (general aviation) airport routes planes in a line of sight to my house. I had 15 seconds. Fortunately I had the phone in my hand. (It helps to embiggen ; plane is at about 4 o'clock from moon)
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social
Mary is a wonderful one-woman Greek chorus. Hilarious that, unprompted, we all know exactly what she's talking about.
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Mary is a wonderful one-woman Greek chorus. Hilarious that, unprompted, we all know exactly what she's talking about.
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How does a vet treat a horse with strep throat?
Cough stirrup
Cough stirrup
September 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
How does a vet treat a horse with strep throat?
Cough stirrup
Cough stirrup
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New parlor game: "Vance or Hannibal Lecter?"
animatedtimes.com/not-thor-ant...
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September 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
New parlor game: "Vance or Hannibal Lecter?"
animatedtimes.com/not-thor-ant...
animatedtimes.com/not-thor-ant...
Every time I see Vance with his family my brain plays the Addams Family theme. I have a few non-trad coping mechanisms. 😄
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Every time I see Vance with his family my brain plays the Addams Family theme. I have a few non-trad coping mechanisms. 😄
I'm shopping for my "right about everything" cap —
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social — since I've apparently won over the loon fringe. 👉🏼 Marjorie Taylor Greene is calling for release of the Epstein files.
👉🏼 Rand is against summary execution.
Is there a test to see if I'm a warlock? 😆
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social — since I've apparently won over the loon fringe. 👉🏼 Marjorie Taylor Greene is calling for release of the Epstein files.
👉🏼 Rand is against summary execution.
Is there a test to see if I'm a warlock? 😆
Rand Paul: "The reason we have trials & we don't automatically assume guilt is what if we make a mistake and they happen to be people fleeing the Venezuelan dictator? ... off our coast it isn't our policy just to blow people up ... even the worst people in our country, they still get a trial."
September 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I'm shopping for my "right about everything" cap —
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social — since I've apparently won over the loon fringe. 👉🏼 Marjorie Taylor Greene is calling for release of the Epstein files.
👉🏼 Rand is against summary execution.
Is there a test to see if I'm a warlock? 😆
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social — since I've apparently won over the loon fringe. 👉🏼 Marjorie Taylor Greene is calling for release of the Epstein files.
👉🏼 Rand is against summary execution.
Is there a test to see if I'm a warlock? 😆
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If you have the misfortune of living in a republican represented district, pick up the phone and call them to let them know that they are choosing child rapists over constituents.
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you have the misfortune of living in a republican represented district, pick up the phone and call them to let them know that they are choosing child rapists over constituents.
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It is impossible to overstate what a buffoon every world leader, including these three, correctly assesses him to be.
September 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It is impossible to overstate what a buffoon every world leader, including these three, correctly assesses him to be.