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Charlie English
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Bright, not quite genius 😊
Digital boomer, non-technical.
Lifelong (D) centrist. Occasional piano artiste & log wrangler.
No. She's highly educated. I think corrupt is the word best suited. 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So L.I. is now AFL-CIO*?

*irony. I'm sarcastically suggesting she's suddenly pro-union.
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Two weeks has morphed into an ambiguous "soon". 🙄
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Being There 2025," starring Malcolm "Chauncey" Nance.
/kidding 😎
a man in a suit and tie is talking about the garden
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about the garden
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December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Depends on who's recounting the story. I'd say the Japanese got a little grabby — but comic understatement is my jam.
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Executive Order F-35.
(I'm being cute. There IS no authority)
a fighter jet is flying over a city with buildings and trees in the background
Alt: an F-35 fighter jet is flying over a city with buildings and trees in the background
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December 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I pointed this out as well, albeit indirectly and somewhat poetically. 😎
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We're not ONLY Pirates of the Caribbean, but Mogadishu, Suez, Tahiti & Perth.
Oil, that is. Black Gold. Texas Tea.
youtu.be/0_XAPku7SgE?...
The Ballad Of Jed Clampett - Lester Flatt ,Earl Scruggs (1962)
YouTube video by 1lenny
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I remembered: "Melania Shocked to Discover That Her Son is a Seriously Dim Bulb"
www.thelist.com/2047709/new-...
New Details About Barron Trump's Private Life Hit The Internet & Melania Is Fuming - The List
Barron Trump is one of the more private of the Trump kids -- and it's very much by design. His protective mom, Melania Trump, has a lot to do with it.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm sure Jim appreciates your position.
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Paywall 🤬
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Georgia, but similarly situated. 😎
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Michael Scott references are evergreen. 😊
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Briefly: The WH is blowing CO2.
▪️Banks are fiduciaries. They're federally regulated. A mortgage company is generic, like "store."
Note that the WH argument is an appeal to emotion based on flawed logic.
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hegseth, slurring, to bartender:
"...it wuz th' fog of... MORE!"
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Orgy FOMO?
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Image was Wikipedia: calliope
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
New segment: "Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader?"
Dem's should play Cassidy in heavy rotation... Ideally with a circus calliope music bed.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If SNL
were written
by psychopaths...
a police officer with a mustache is saying do n't you hate when that happens .
ALT: a police officer with a mustache is saying do n't you hate when that happens .
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November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm watching yet another repetitive speech - black tie - and it occurs to me:
▪️His tie looks like it came from a 1988 Halloween costume.*
▪️A funny senility test: tie your own bowtie.
*not AI 👇🏼
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Trump's like a '72 Ford truck that needs points and plugs and gets 9 mpg.
He's America's Money Pit.
a man and a woman are standing next to a bathtub .
Alt: Tom Hanks & Shelley Long are standing next to a bathtub. Tom pours a couple of gallons of water into the tub causing it to crash through to the floor below. (From 1986 film The Money Pit")
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November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM