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Chapel
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No DMs Plz. Always lurking.
How unaccomplished the downtrodden have been.
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make the machine tell me im smart and pretty
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waving a big foam finger that says government
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
we'll be fine as long as a hundred million people dont get sick🤞
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
a surfeit of mcdonalds would surely kill him
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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NEW: In a lawsuit filed earlier this month, plaintiffs who live in housing across the street from Portland's ICE facility today filed a preliminary injunction motion to bar the feds from shooting tear gas, etc., when not necessary, because it keeps entering their homes.
December 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Best Ham at the Airport
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I'm sorry but that's nuts even for him, who the hell says "enjoy what may be your last merry christmas" except, like, a movie villain
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J Trump"
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
🎵💂‍♀️🇬🇧🎵Long lived our frumpy queen,
long though her reign has been
Andrew's a nonce🎵💂‍♀️🇬🇧🎵
December 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A big Domo Oregato and Merry Christmas to BlueSky's newest members.
December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Reminder: Rabbits ARE toys. They are EASY pets. You do NOT have to worry about getting them for Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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To get contraband Canadian programming in the '80s, you had to subscribe to Nickelodeon. There was a mannequin that came to life that the US government didn't want us to know about.
December 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
wont someone think of marc cuban?
wow good job you ran one of the most high-profile users completely off the site. again. anyway yeah it’s a totally healthy environment and definitely not dying
abandoned accounts aren’t engagement. mark cuban can’t post on bluesky without an army of people telling him he’s a shitstain. the culture is clear
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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So I'm supposed to believe that Bari Weiss, who okayed an FP article about how most children who died in Gaza had pre-existing health conditions, didn't think the CECOT story on 60 Minutes was ready for broadcast
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Jim Beam shutting down bourbon production at Kentucky distillery amid Trump’s tariffs
Jim Beam shutting down bourbon production at Kentucky distillery amid Trump’s tariffs
Jim Beam shutting down bourbon production at Kentucky distillery amid Trump’s tariffs
www.independent.co.uk
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
sorry the covid vaccine made Nikki Minaj's cousin's dick and balls fall off.
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Disaster Zionism
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer.

Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.

Now, it’s gone.
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
look out, 50 something with acne coming thru
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
She can nee ah handle a single wee turd, captain!
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Dear Audie Cornish,
What's it like with you and Barri? Is it like a triscuit down there?
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I will use any excuse I can to tell the story about the time Bongino threatened to kill me on Twitter because I kept calling him Danny Bongos.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM