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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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I love Danes ❤️
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I love Danes ❤️
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If Trump is really stealing spending power from Congress then it would be insanity for Democrats to vote to fund the government later this month. Shut it down until the president stops wiping his ass with the Constitution.
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If Trump is really stealing spending power from Congress then it would be insanity for Democrats to vote to fund the government later this month. Shut it down until the president stops wiping his ass with the Constitution.
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A lovely #Roman necklace, made of gold & small chunks of emerald - a delicate, beautiful, & timeless piece of jewellery, made more than 1800 years ago.
December 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
A lovely #Roman necklace, made of gold & small chunks of emerald - a delicate, beautiful, & timeless piece of jewellery, made more than 1800 years ago.
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Look if we just go around beating the absolute shit out of social media assholes there’s bound to be some sort of long-term theoretical negative externality or something
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Look if we just go around beating the absolute shit out of social media assholes there’s bound to be some sort of long-term theoretical negative externality or something
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
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This is how you do it.
Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process.
Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process.
Pulitzer Board Demands Trump’s Tax and Psych Records in Lawsuit Twist
Donald Trump isn’t going to be happy about this one.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is how you do it.
Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process.
Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process.
Q: Does breakfast come with a dessert?
A: It does if you made brownies last night.
A: It does if you made brownies last night.
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Q: Does breakfast come with a dessert?
A: It does if you made brownies last night.
A: It does if you made brownies last night.
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I love how the Secretary of Health and Human Services, the guy in charge of our national well-being, runs away like a cartoon character the moment somebody needs medical help. The other Trump gargoyles at least attempt to look concerned. Kennedy sprints off camera.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I love how the Secretary of Health and Human Services, the guy in charge of our national well-being, runs away like a cartoon character the moment somebody needs medical help. The other Trump gargoyles at least attempt to look concerned. Kennedy sprints off camera.
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Here we go 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here we go 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
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I will say, turning a couple of the country’s most famous comedians into free speech martyrs seems like you’re basically fast-tracking your way into a color revolution
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I will say, turning a couple of the country’s most famous comedians into free speech martyrs seems like you’re basically fast-tracking your way into a color revolution
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Dildo, N.L. residents support honorary mayor, Jimmy Kimmel, after show cancellation #Dildo #Newfoundland #Labrador #JimmyKimmel
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Dildo, N.L. residents support honorary mayor, Jimmy Kimmel, after show cancellation
The American Broadcasting Company has stopped airing Jimmy Kimmel Live! after comments he made about the murder of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk on Monday. Kimmel has a close connection to the to...
www.cbc.ca
September 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dildo, N.L. residents support honorary mayor, Jimmy Kimmel, after show cancellation #Dildo #Newfoundland #Labrador #JimmyKimmel
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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Imagine what'll be like when they control all the states...
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Imagine what'll be like when they control all the states...
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Of course, this is all by design. The kleptocrats don't want to pay for public schools or even have a broadly educated population. Because denying people education makes it easier to delude them with disinformation and force them into the low-paid manual work that will remain as most jobs get AI-ed.
"We don’t make enough money to put up with this."
Last year, US K-12 schools opened short 55,000 teachers. Between book bans and political attacks on schools and educators, it's looking like this year's shortages will be even more dire, especially in red states.
newrepublic.com/article/1967...
Last year, US K-12 schools opened short 55,000 teachers. Between book bans and political attacks on schools and educators, it's looking like this year's shortages will be even more dire, especially in red states.
newrepublic.com/article/1967...
American Teachers in Red States Are Walking Away for Good
The predictable consequences of the right wing’s war on public schools are being felt as educators leave their communities—and their profession.
newrepublic.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Of course, this is all by design. The kleptocrats don't want to pay for public schools or even have a broadly educated population. Because denying people education makes it easier to delude them with disinformation and force them into the low-paid manual work that will remain as most jobs get AI-ed.