ChaosBees
@chaosbees.bsky.social
Chaos Incarnate
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Psychologist
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It is not my fault that Practical Magic made murder seem so whimsical
May 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It is not my fault that Practical Magic made murder seem so whimsical
Can't relate to people who have husbands who abandon them when they have medical issues. Had a lumpectomy on the 1st and this man of mine is about to plant a lime tree that I said my titty needed cuz it was sad.
May 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Can't relate to people who have husbands who abandon them when they have medical issues. Had a lumpectomy on the 1st and this man of mine is about to plant a lime tree that I said my titty needed cuz it was sad.
Just had June's Pizza for the first time. I've been meaning to get over there for months and finally snagged some. Really satisfying pizza in my opinion. Super glad I stopped by
February 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just had June's Pizza for the first time. I've been meaning to get over there for months and finally snagged some. Really satisfying pizza in my opinion. Super glad I stopped by
Watching "Shrinking."
Every therapist on that show needs to lose their license and go to fucking jail omg lol
Every therapist on that show needs to lose their license and go to fucking jail omg lol
February 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Watching "Shrinking."
Every therapist on that show needs to lose their license and go to fucking jail omg lol
Every therapist on that show needs to lose their license and go to fucking jail omg lol
I just gotta say it... I've read the fourth wing series including the newest one. They ... kinda suck? But I like dragons? Also why didnthe author make wyverns bigger and more dangerous than the dragons? It's just... wrong. In all of Dragon lore 4 legged dragons are bigger than 2 legged wyverns
January 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I just gotta say it... I've read the fourth wing series including the newest one. They ... kinda suck? But I like dragons? Also why didnthe author make wyverns bigger and more dangerous than the dragons? It's just... wrong. In all of Dragon lore 4 legged dragons are bigger than 2 legged wyverns
I often think about how 1 main reason I don't want someone to crime at me is cuz I feel like it is rude as fuck to make me have to deal with cops. Like you are gunna crime me and make me talk to cops. And if you take my wallet I also have to go to the fuckind DMV. Robbed, cops, and fucking chores.
December 28, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I often think about how 1 main reason I don't want someone to crime at me is cuz I feel like it is rude as fuck to make me have to deal with cops. Like you are gunna crime me and make me talk to cops. And if you take my wallet I also have to go to the fuckind DMV. Robbed, cops, and fucking chores.
Get yourself a friend that will do a double feature of movies they don't care about just cuz you do. Thanks @dezisdope.bsky.social
December 26, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Get yourself a friend that will do a double feature of movies they don't care about just cuz you do. Thanks @dezisdope.bsky.social
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I just need to show people the tiny Audrey II Christmas tree ornament I made out of clay and cheap craft paint. She's adorably evil.
December 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I just need to show people the tiny Audrey II Christmas tree ornament I made out of clay and cheap craft paint. She's adorably evil.
I will never understand how I am the only person in zumba absolutely drenched in sweat. Do I have a sweat disorder???
December 13, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I will never understand how I am the only person in zumba absolutely drenched in sweat. Do I have a sweat disorder???
Many many people need to remember that what you put in writing can keep you safe or haunt you forever. Sometimes it is good to keep things inside the head
December 6, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Many many people need to remember that what you put in writing can keep you safe or haunt you forever. Sometimes it is good to keep things inside the head
Has there actually been any tsunami flooding yet in SF? I see warnings but no updates on water
December 5, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Has there actually been any tsunami flooding yet in SF? I see warnings but no updates on water
I keepbseeing desserts that are these combo mishmash things. I don't want my brownies to also be pie and also be cheesecake. I just want my fucking regular brownies, stop ruining brownies!
November 23, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I keepbseeing desserts that are these combo mishmash things. I don't want my brownies to also be pie and also be cheesecake. I just want my fucking regular brownies, stop ruining brownies!
I use a whole egg in my pie dough instead of ice water and it has never failed me. I also add a little sugar in the dough. The crust is rich and delicious.
November 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I use a whole egg in my pie dough instead of ice water and it has never failed me. I also add a little sugar in the dough. The crust is rich and delicious.
I bought 3 kinds of cookies and cannoli cream while I was out
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I bought 3 kinds of cookies and cannoli cream while I was out
Alright I'm gunna say it. Mac & Cheese isn't Thanksgiving food.
November 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Alright I'm gunna say it. Mac & Cheese isn't Thanksgiving food.
Oh..oh oh oh. Mayhap it is time to binge watch the entire twilight series... oh yes. Oh yes.
November 15, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Oh..oh oh oh. Mayhap it is time to binge watch the entire twilight series... oh yes. Oh yes.
I've started attending a zumba class and I regret to inform myself that it is healing something and also I am bad at dancing
November 15, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I've started attending a zumba class and I regret to inform myself that it is healing something and also I am bad at dancing
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I went thrifting and found a le creuset baking dish marked at 10.99. I held it for 45 mins but then realized I already have one in a similar size therefore am not eligible to buy it. I hope someone finds it on a day they need a win and it brings all the joy
November 15, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I went thrifting and found a le creuset baking dish marked at 10.99. I held it for 45 mins but then realized I already have one in a similar size therefore am not eligible to buy it. I hope someone finds it on a day they need a win and it brings all the joy
I will never choose a recipe because it has some impressive amount of protein. I want pie, Cheryl. I'm not eating it to build muscles.
October 20, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I will never choose a recipe because it has some impressive amount of protein. I want pie, Cheryl. I'm not eating it to build muscles.
The difference between untidy and dirty is a vast chasm. More often than not my house is cluttered and untidy. I hate it but it's reality. But my house isnt dirty. If I can't have tidy and clean, I'll take clean.
October 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
The difference between untidy and dirty is a vast chasm. More often than not my house is cluttered and untidy. I hate it but it's reality. But my house isnt dirty. If I can't have tidy and clean, I'll take clean.
Hated it. 0 stars. Do Not Recommend.
Never thought I'd put my life on hold to care for a dying mother in law but here we are
October 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Hated it. 0 stars. Do Not Recommend.
Never thought I'd put my life on hold to care for a dying mother in law but here we are
November 28, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Never thought I'd put my life on hold to care for a dying mother in law but here we are