SECONDED

Grab a beer from Brix next door before hopping in line will make the wait easier

Maybe my sex life is just too grown and too good cuz the way these are written are just so... embarrassingly inadequate...but confidently so?

And the sex scenes are so poorly written. If you have to have a character describe it as "so fucking hot" it isn't that hot.

Show me hot shit, don't use high-school mediocre dirty talk. This is embarrassing. Do people think these scenes are actually sexy?

And at restaurants! I can't read the fucking menu

Ooo and wash your curtains if you haven't. They hold dust

Might need to shampoo the couch?

Keeping you ready for anything I guess?

Oakland will just get it at SF timing as the bay will rise some

I'm over in Oakland. Interested to see what the range looks like

Me: Meh I'm busy. Water is gunna have to wait

Bahahhaa