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Chal
@chalamander.bsky.social
He/Him.

Burnt-out creative forever trapped in the throes of executive dysfunction. 🫠

I like animation, video games, baseball, ducks, and being mean to transphobes.

I post, like, and follow without shame. Bear witness to the mess that is I.
bro WHATTT
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Aaron Judge winning the MVP is a literal joke lol
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Dodgers winning the world series again in the Year of Fascism and Oligarchy sucks but feels weirdly on the nose
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Next week I'm running the final session of a 13th Age campaign I've been running since March of 2022. I commissioned this party art from the always-delightful @stillery.bsky.social and it did not disappoint!
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Congrats to Yamamoto, Ohtani, and Roki -- and no one else
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Got commissioned to draw The Furrier from Hundreds of Beavers.
Please, make yourself a favor and watch this movie!
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I think all those ICE guys deserve something to happen to them. Can't say what I forgot
October 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Idk wtf is going on over on xitter, but my For You feed literally turned into a right-wing MAGA glaze-fest overnight -- and I know I'm not the only one who noticed. Elon is up to some bullshit and I hate it.
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Downtown Coolsville has no vacancy for cowards
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I have finally quit Twitter hello my fellow Democrat communist antifa friends
October 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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“No New Wars” turned into “Let’s bomb Iran” real quick.

It’s almost like the Trump regime is ideologically captured by the military industrial complex…
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Take a minute to appreciate the absolutely immaculate background artwork from WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT.
June 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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June 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
for anyone dealing with the @quantumfiber.bsky.social internet outage, try this:
1. Go to 192.168.0.1 in a web browser and login (password will be on back of your modem).
2. Go to Advanced Setup > WAN Settings > WAN Settings.
3. In section 4, select "Static DNS" and enter the below:
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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June 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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finding out about this put a smile on my face idk, i remember when i was a kid and having adults in my life unironically recommend that book to me. there's no such thing as a self-help book that isn't some kind of grift
June 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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John Wick in the rain.
June 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."

That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hello @emilylorange.bsky.social - I love your art so much I am so stoked to finally find someone else who appreciates the Mighty Ducks animated series 😭🙌
June 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Nobody:

Roster of a Live Service Hero Shooter that will be cancelled before it leaves open beta:
June 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Ok now I understand why whites want to go back in time
June 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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lezzing out in the idyllic rpg starting village
May 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM