Cessle
@cessle.bsky.social
Neurodivergent aroace infrastructure engineer with interests in the outdoors mountain biking hiking and gym bouldering
All views are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
All views are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
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New Title For Prince Andrew
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
New Title For Prince Andrew
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
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Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
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Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.
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Braverman deleted this tweet which made me wonder who that previous prisoner was. His name was Junead Ahmed. He was a conman mistakenly released in 2023. She was Home Secretary at the time. Oh.
news.sky.com/story/migran...
news.sky.com/story/migran...
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Braverman deleted this tweet which made me wonder who that previous prisoner was. His name was Junead Ahmed. He was a conman mistakenly released in 2023. She was Home Secretary at the time. Oh.
news.sky.com/story/migran...
news.sky.com/story/migran...
Who typed us-east-1 into us-east-1? #AWSoutage
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Who typed us-east-1 into us-east-1? #AWSoutage
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Some people are saying A PARTICULARLY NASTY CASE is the best EVER funny thriller set in a hospital starring a rheumatologist. If you want to assess this theory, there's a half price deal on now with a certain rainforest-themed online retailer. www.amazon.co.uk/Particularly...
October 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Some people are saying A PARTICULARLY NASTY CASE is the best EVER funny thriller set in a hospital starring a rheumatologist. If you want to assess this theory, there's a half price deal on now with a certain rainforest-themed online retailer. www.amazon.co.uk/Particularly...
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- He pointed to an FDA notice about acetaminophen during pregnancy but twisted it into another attack on Tylenol, repeating over and over that women shouldn’t take it while pregnant or give it to children, even though the science doesn’t support his scare campaign.
September 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
- He pointed to an FDA notice about acetaminophen during pregnancy but twisted it into another attack on Tylenol, repeating over and over that women shouldn’t take it while pregnant or give it to children, even though the science doesn’t support his scare campaign.
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- He ranted about vaccines, claiming babies are being “loaded up” with “too much liquid,” a baseless idea. There’s no evidence that standard childhood vaccines overwhelm the immune system or cause autism.
September 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
- He ranted about vaccines, claiming babies are being “loaded up” with “too much liquid,” a baseless idea. There’s no evidence that standard childhood vaccines overwhelm the immune system or cause autism.
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- He signed an executive order labeling “antifa” a domestic terrorist organization, a category that doesn’t even exist under U.S. law. Anti-fascism, like fascism itself, is a broad political stance, not an official group that can be banned.
September 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
- He signed an executive order labeling “antifa” a domestic terrorist organization, a category that doesn’t even exist under U.S. law. Anti-fascism, like fascism itself, is a broad political stance, not an official group that can be banned.
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From the new Private Eye, out now.
September 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Attended my first ever pride yesterday and had a super time at Manchester Pride 😁 #manchesterpride #aroace
August 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Attended my first ever pride yesterday and had a super time at Manchester Pride 😁 #manchesterpride #aroace
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I would dearly love to know what Dropbox thinks its "core product" is, because it's become wildly apparent since ~2018 that they disagree with their entire customer base on that point.
Dropbox says it will discontinue Dropbox Passwords, launched in 2020, on October 28 to focus on its core product, and recommends 1Password as a replacement (Richard Speed/The Register)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
July 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I would dearly love to know what Dropbox thinks its "core product" is, because it's become wildly apparent since ~2018 that they disagree with their entire customer base on that point.
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I am sure that most of you know about this free and open-source security tool that bans hosts causing multiple authentication errors on Linux or Unix. It could be a lifesaver for developers or IT professionals, protecting many services including SSH and web services
#linux #unix #security
#linux #unix #security
GitHub - fail2ban/fail2ban: Daemon to ban hosts that cause multiple authentication errors
Daemon to ban hosts that cause multiple authentication errors - fail2ban/fail2ban
github.com
July 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A video being shared on social media says there was no autism in Vietnam before this century’s vaccination programme began.
There seems to be no basis for this. (And vaccines definitely do not cause autism.)
There seems to be no basis for this. (And vaccines definitely do not cause autism.)
Vaccines have not caused a rise in autism in Vietnam – Full Fact
Claims that there was no autism in Vietnam before this century seem to have no basis—and vaccines are proven not to cause autism.
fullfact.org
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A video being shared on social media says there was no autism in Vietnam before this century’s vaccination programme began.
There seems to be no basis for this. (And vaccines definitely do not cause autism.)
There seems to be no basis for this. (And vaccines definitely do not cause autism.)
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Government tackles water crisis - time for a U-turd?
Brand new Private Eye is out now, featuring your favourite emoji 💩
(...and yes you can do all the poo jokes you need to do)
Available from all good newsagents
Or subscribe here: www.subsonline.co.uk
Brand new Private Eye is out now, featuring your favourite emoji 💩
(...and yes you can do all the poo jokes you need to do)
Available from all good newsagents
Or subscribe here: www.subsonline.co.uk
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Government tackles water crisis - time for a U-turd?
Brand new Private Eye is out now, featuring your favourite emoji 💩
(...and yes you can do all the poo jokes you need to do)
Available from all good newsagents
Or subscribe here: www.subsonline.co.uk
Brand new Private Eye is out now, featuring your favourite emoji 💩
(...and yes you can do all the poo jokes you need to do)
Available from all good newsagents
Or subscribe here: www.subsonline.co.uk
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Delighted to be helping McDonald's launch their new 'Big Arch' burger in the U.K. I can't wait to see their faces when they see the promoti...oh ffs.
July 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Delighted to be helping McDonald's launch their new 'Big Arch' burger in the U.K. I can't wait to see their faces when they see the promoti...oh ffs.
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“Keep your voice down…”
July 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“Keep your voice down…”
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That means your favorite hiking trails, campsites, and wild places could be sold off to the highest bidder. Tell your Senators to REMOVE this dangerous provision!
June 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That means your favorite hiking trails, campsites, and wild places could be sold off to the highest bidder. Tell your Senators to REMOVE this dangerous provision!
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The U.S. Senate is currently considering a budget reconciliation bill that quietly includes language that could devastate our public lands. It would:
- Make over 250 million acres of public land eligible for sale
- Mandate the sale of at least 2 million acres of Forest Service and BLM land
- Make over 250 million acres of public land eligible for sale
- Mandate the sale of at least 2 million acres of Forest Service and BLM land
June 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The U.S. Senate is currently considering a budget reconciliation bill that quietly includes language that could devastate our public lands. It would:
- Make over 250 million acres of public land eligible for sale
- Mandate the sale of at least 2 million acres of Forest Service and BLM land
- Make over 250 million acres of public land eligible for sale
- Mandate the sale of at least 2 million acres of Forest Service and BLM land
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Easy, just seen a bloke park in our short stay, buy a sandwich, bag of crisps and bottle of water in our WH Smith and then a small tube of Pringles on a flight. That's your man right there.
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Easy, just seen a bloke park in our short stay, buy a sandwich, bag of crisps and bottle of water in our WH Smith and then a small tube of Pringles on a flight. That's your man right there.
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Fact: If all engines fail on a modern jet, it can still fly using the emergency propeller.
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fact: If all engines fail on a modern jet, it can still fly using the emergency propeller.
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Dear Every Company:
STOP CHARGING PEOPLE FOR AI BULLSHIT THEY DIDN’T ASK FOR, DO NOT WANT, AND SOMEHOW CANNOT OPT OUT OF.
Your bad choices are not our problem.
Just stop it.
Backtrack. I promise we won’t make too much fun of you.
FFS. Stop it.
STOP CHARGING PEOPLE FOR AI BULLSHIT THEY DIDN’T ASK FOR, DO NOT WANT, AND SOMEHOW CANNOT OPT OUT OF.
Your bad choices are not our problem.
Just stop it.
Backtrack. I promise we won’t make too much fun of you.
FFS. Stop it.
michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
June 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Dear Every Company:
STOP CHARGING PEOPLE FOR AI BULLSHIT THEY DIDN’T ASK FOR, DO NOT WANT, AND SOMEHOW CANNOT OPT OUT OF.
Your bad choices are not our problem.
Just stop it.
Backtrack. I promise we won’t make too much fun of you.
FFS. Stop it.
STOP CHARGING PEOPLE FOR AI BULLSHIT THEY DIDN’T ASK FOR, DO NOT WANT, AND SOMEHOW CANNOT OPT OUT OF.
Your bad choices are not our problem.
Just stop it.
Backtrack. I promise we won’t make too much fun of you.
FFS. Stop it.
I'm a few days late to the party but Happy Pride Month to all, this year marks my first year celebrating pride after realising my true self during 2024 🤗🏳️🌈❤️ #PrideMonth #aroace #asexual #aromantic
June 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm a few days late to the party but Happy Pride Month to all, this year marks my first year celebrating pride after realising my true self during 2024 🤗🏳️🌈❤️ #PrideMonth #aroace #asexual #aromantic
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- Vet and approve all scientific research
- “Correct” scientific findings that don’t align with the administration’s views
- Control public communication of scientific data
- Discipline federal scientists who speak out or deviate from the party line
- “Correct” scientific findings that don’t align with the administration’s views
- Control public communication of scientific data
- Discipline federal scientists who speak out or deviate from the party line
June 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
- Vet and approve all scientific research
- “Correct” scientific findings that don’t align with the administration’s views
- Control public communication of scientific data
- Discipline federal scientists who speak out or deviate from the party line
- “Correct” scientific findings that don’t align with the administration’s views
- Control public communication of scientific data
- Discipline federal scientists who speak out or deviate from the party line