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Cerys
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She/Her. Mother of 2. Queer. Silly, frivolous. Breathtakingly dull. Cosyweirdcore. Daft bat. Boob Rectifier.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜

Malfunctioning just fine, is alive.
Morning lovelies!

6 is sick and sounded like she had the croup this morning so a day off on the sofa..

Winning on mum points, it’s not even 09:00 and got her comfy, made soup and gone out for some soft buns, a comic and some pop..

Also have a bonus grumpy chonky Hamish cat.

Anyone else for soup?
December 12, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I just spent what feels like 72 hours preparing this Pink pomelo and I am gonna scoff it all on my own and not share with the kids….
December 10, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Ok so my birthday “haul”

Ann Bilsons the Thing book @midlifegamergeek.com pretty candle, some Lego roses and a mini wmf chopper which I used to make Methi and spinach curry later that day.

Oh and a PS5 pro which I bought earlier in the month
December 10, 2024 at 7:33 AM
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social I have to ask, have you started a sockpuppet Ronan Keating account to follow me so I get confused between the two of you?

Because if not, someone is pretending to be you/him or even worse, Ronan Keating is following me thinking since I said his name once I am a fan.
December 10, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Morning lovelies.

Been away for a post parent funeral chill, and more depressing post birthday hide...

I am now... 39 *cough*

[spoiler I am not 39 unless you're cute and have gorgeous eyes]
two women are sitting on a bed and one of them is saying i 'm 39 .
Alt: two women are sitting on a bed and one of them is saying i 'm 39 .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Morning lovelies, sharing dream time @stopfordianneil.bsky.social

I dreamt that by buying "things" (unclear what) I would get Hideo Kojima stickers, to fill out a sticker book. Now I rather like his games so I was all for it. I bought many things (still unclear) and had tons of stickers
...
November 27, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Finding a bongo mag in a bush when you're out on your Grifter.
November 27, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Evening lovelies,

I was emotionally blackmailed into going to the work party, which I usually loathe but then was told can I bring some food, and whatever I want to drink (unless beer)

So it’s a bring my own party kind of party…

Fine. Behold batch one of sausage rolls.

Anyone else hate parties?
November 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Morning lovelies!

School run this morning, and my eldest chose a "best party ever" playlist...

I remember the 00's, and I recall Chico time's existence. But

I dont recall a note of the song
Who Chico is
This is not the best party

youtu.be/O_-isKzt4O4?...

Anyone else not know a song they know?
Chico - It's Chico Time (Video)
YouTube video by ChicoVEVO
youtu.be
November 26, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Homework time!!!

I used to hate fountain pens.

OH GOD! It’s all up her arm? How does she even manage? How is that possible???
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
If you see this post a Rabbit!
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Morning lovelies!!

I have Bronwyn back! Day off and a lovely sky!

Was dancing to „25 miles“ in the supermarket and someone joined in.

This is the best Monday.
November 25, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Reposted by Cerys
IT'S THE FESTIVE BIG GREEN BOOK SWAP

You let me know what kinda stuff you like reading

I'll match you up with someone with similar tastes

I'll post you both a book I think you'll like (+ choc & tea!)

Read & chat with your book buddy

Just £15

DETAILS HERE!

www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
November 18, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Reskeet your pfp.

Really? but then I won’t be all tiny and hard to see
November 19, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Post you from a different era*
November 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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Love when someone posts something like “Yay!!! The mighty, mighty OrangeButtons is finally here from Twitter! Get ready for him and the #ButtonSquad to Make Bluesky Great Again!!! 🤣🤣🤣” and I’m like
November 19, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Cold and grey update..

Hamish the cat came in, all wet and in a foul mood, so I put an old duvet on the sofa so he could warm up while I work.

He has sat down like a sulking loaf of bread with his face to the wall, like a massive sulky baby.
November 19, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Reposted by Cerys
Here’s your friendly reminder to plow through the labyrinth of menus in Microsoft Word to turn off all “connected experiences”. That’s their euphemism for scraping every letter you write to train their AI.

Here’s how you do it. 🧵
November 18, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Good Morning Lovelies!

I had two dreams last night, awesome & shit.

The first was I was in bed and someone nice put their hand on my bum and that was lovely. A++ would dream again.

Then there was some trope filled horror

"oh god why did I not heed the warning and stay out of the creepy cabin"
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 AM
What gif pops up when you type in your name?
November 19, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Reposted by Cerys
hey friendos

if you’re trans and worried about what will happen after the election

if you’re cis and worried about your trans friends after the election

please read this

i think it’s the most important essay i’ve ever written

there is no fate but what we make 🩷
Welcome to the first-ever Sunday edition of Trans Tuesday

it was too important to wait (podcast version will be out Tuesday tho)

I NEED YOU TO READ THIS AND SHARE IT

trans lives are on the line

so buckle up, here comes:

The 2024 Election Results: Where Do We Go From Here?
THE 2024 ELECTION RESULTS: WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? - Tilly's Trans Tuesdays
First off, I want to apologize for it taking most of a week for me to get this up. My schedule is always bananas busy, but I also just didn’t know what to say. I didn’t know what I could say. I didn’t...
www.tillystranstuesdays.com
November 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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I started actively using Twitter in 2010 & quickly realised there were other sides to the place outside my hinterland of people there to have fun. Whether you looked for it or not it would pop up in your timeline. Far beyond what I was exposed to irl. So I’ve always thought ‘bubbles’ were bullshit.
November 18, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Good morning lovelies!!

2 days Bronwyns shiny winter wheels lasted, until some [REDACTED] dropped their letterbox key in the leaf litter and I rolled over them.

I flounced and stomped up and down the road trying every letterbox in the road like a madwoman. A mad woman cover in schmutz.
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words:

Twisted brain wrong
Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words:

Nothing of value.
Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words:

Food content influencer 👊🏼
November 8, 2024 at 6:56 AM