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Cerys
@cerysnetics.bsky.social
She/Her. Mother of 2. Queer. Silly, frivolous. Breathtakingly dull. Cosyweirdcore. Daft bat. Boob Rectifier.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜

Malfunctioning just fine, is alive.
Morning lovelies!

6 is sick and sounded like she had the croup this morning so a day off on the sofa..

Winning on mum points, it’s not even 09:00 and got her comfy, made soup and gone out for some soft buns, a comic and some pop..

Also have a bonus grumpy chonky Hamish cat.

Anyone else for soup?
December 12, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I just spent what feels like 72 hours preparing this Pink pomelo and I am gonna scoff it all on my own and not share with the kids….
December 10, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Oh im just working today my birthday was last weekend

I did do all my wrapping yesterday though
December 10, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Ok so my birthday “haul”

Ann Bilsons the Thing book @midlifegamergeek.com pretty candle, some Lego roses and a mini wmf chopper which I used to make Methi and spinach curry later that day.

Oh and a PS5 pro which I bought earlier in the month
December 10, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Oh god its so pretty, clean, fresh, unusued!

I love a fresh new pad pf paper (or notebook)
November 27, 2024 at 8:07 AM
when I opened them I discovered they weren't stickers of cool artwork from a forthcoming game or old game, it was what Hideo Kojima bought at the supermarket.

Apples, hotdogs, ham, mushrooms, bananas, bread.

Just food, not even with him in the sticker, just a sticker of a banana.

Then I woke up.
November 27, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Evening lovelies,

I was emotionally blackmailed into going to the work party, which I usually loathe but then was told can I bring some food, and whatever I want to drink (unless beer)

So it’s a bring my own party kind of party…

Fine. Behold batch one of sausage rolls.

Anyone else hate parties?
November 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Homework time!!!

I used to hate fountain pens.

OH GOD! It’s all up her arm? How does she even manage? How is that possible???
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
If you see this post a Rabbit!
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Morning lovelies!!

I have Bronwyn back! Day off and a lovely sky!

Was dancing to „25 miles“ in the supermarket and someone joined in.

This is the best Monday.
November 25, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Reskeet your pfp.

Really? but then I won’t be all tiny and hard to see
November 19, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Post you from a different era*
November 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Awww bless her, she can sit where she likes, she’s earnt it 😍

Hamish has embraced the sofa now and is having a dream, silly twitchy meowwy thing
November 19, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Hamish is moved by your sympathy
November 19, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Cold and grey update..

Hamish the cat came in, all wet and in a foul mood, so I put an old duvet on the sofa so he could warm up while I work.

He has sat down like a sulking loaf of bread with his face to the wall, like a massive sulky baby.
November 19, 2024 at 9:26 AM
The merest thought hadn’t even contemplated crossing my mind..

At the risk of inflating anyone’s superego, less “psycho” more “delish”..

I was moved to share an ancient bobble hat selfie..
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Good morning lovelies!!

2 days Bronwyns shiny winter wheels lasted, until some [REDACTED] dropped their letterbox key in the leaf litter and I rolled over them.

I flounced and stomped up and down the road trying every letterbox in the road like a madwoman. A mad woman cover in schmutz.
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 AM
@drkoning.bsky.social this is what she has done to me this evening flower!!

Tuesday wine from a beer glass….

FML

Can someone adopt me please?

😜
November 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I love an autumn sunset, all cold and with a bottle of red from the supermarket.
November 5, 2024 at 5:01 PM
It’s official!!

It’s cold enough to need bum warming..
November 5, 2024 at 4:13 PM
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation
November 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Dutch?

I never knew.
November 5, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Morning lovelies!!

Anyone else feel like just hiding in the toilet in the office where it’s calm and you don’t have to deal with calls, parents, funerals and just people in general?

I did, so I did…

In good news though the sun came out so it looks nice from my desk, hooray!
November 5, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Afternoon lovelies!!

The person who called me beautiful took me to lunch and bought me some chips..

CHIPS!!!!

I mean they were lacking pickled onion vinegar and a stottie, but it was lovely eating chips in the sun.

Everyone start singing in your canteen, it gets you compliments and chips.
September 19, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Morning lovelies.

Office day so meh.

But, while singing away in the canteen someone just said I looked beautiful today and I had to run away so she didn’t see me cry…

So yeah.. that’s nice 🥹

So you’re looking beautiful today bluesky, especially you, you gorgeous thing you!

Have bunnies! 🐰
September 19, 2024 at 6:31 AM