Liz.
@certainlynotliz.com
Small Biz Advocate, nerdy about the gov, just dancing through the lightning strikes. Opinions here are my own; nothing is an endorsement. 🫶 📚✈️ 📸
Came here to get a dopamine hit from swifties psyched for cardigans but instead I found this. Happy break ruined.
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Came here to get a dopamine hit from swifties psyched for cardigans but instead I found this. Happy break ruined.
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Snow Globe secured
a woman in a black top is pointing at the camera and saying yes .
ALT: a woman in a black top is pointing at the camera and saying yes .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Snow Globe secured
6 7 has made it to corporate meetings, so hopefully it's almost over
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
6 7 has made it to corporate meetings, so hopefully it's almost over
Thank you all for coming, there’s a lot on the agenda so we’ll skip the introductions
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Thank you all for coming, there’s a lot on the agenda so we’ll skip the introductions
Linkedin is particularly odd today
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Linkedin is particularly odd today
This is what EBITDA sees right before it gets adjusted
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is what EBITDA sees right before it gets adjusted
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I for one am looking forward to Tommy Tuberville getting primaried by a racehorse once gifted to Don Jr by MbS.
America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I for one am looking forward to Tommy Tuberville getting primaried by a racehorse once gifted to Don Jr by MbS.
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Menswear guy meets Typeface nerds in the greatest confluence of my online life to date
huh, that's interesting. once you see the comparison, it becomes very obvious why one is better. would not have noticed it before
The font would appear to be English 111 Adagio CE, available for the highly presidential sum of just $39.75 USD
Note "The" is not kerned correctly
(see perspective-corrected still for reference)
Note "The" is not kerned correctly
(see perspective-corrected still for reference)
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Menswear guy meets Typeface nerds in the greatest confluence of my online life to date
Woke up this morning so convinced that it was Friday that when I sat down in front of my work laptop I signed my timesheet
a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ?
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ?
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Woke up this morning so convinced that it was Friday that when I sat down in front of my work laptop I signed my timesheet
Happy let’s circle back to this in the new year season to all who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Happy let’s circle back to this in the new year season to all who celebrate
He's only the administrator of one of the nation's largest healthcare payers, why would anyone need to take him seriously? She screams into the void while hitting join on next her teams meeting.
Q: So Dr Oz said that--
JEFFRIES: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr Oz seriously.
JEFFRIES: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr Oz seriously.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He's only the administrator of one of the nation's largest healthcare payers, why would anyone need to take him seriously? She screams into the void while hitting join on next her teams meeting.
My advice is always ruin the workplace
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My advice is always ruin the workplace
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Zohran Mamdani CLAIMS to be 34, and yet he uses bluesky, the site where Everyone Is 38.
How old is he REALLY?
How old is he REALLY?
Man they’re already scraping the bottom of the the barrel for things to get mad about
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Zohran Mamdani CLAIMS to be 34, and yet he uses bluesky, the site where Everyone Is 38.
How old is he REALLY?
How old is he REALLY?
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
After 38 days, it's done enough test runs to actually return interesting results (ugh). So anyway, here's this morning's results of my Shutdown End Scenarios probability bot if anyone is interested www.perplexity.ai/page/-dKDDqJ...
Perplexity
Perplexity is a free AI-powered answer engine that provides accurate, trusted, and real-time answers to any question.
www.perplexity.ai
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
After 38 days, it's done enough test runs to actually return interesting results (ugh). So anyway, here's this morning's results of my Shutdown End Scenarios probability bot if anyone is interested www.perplexity.ai/page/-dKDDqJ...
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One might argue that refreshments and lunch, while seemingly different terms, are actually synonymous and therefore interchangeable.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One might argue that refreshments and lunch, while seemingly different terms, are actually synonymous and therefore interchangeable.
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
Good morning, what the fuck is this? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/o...
Opinion | Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace?
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Good morning, what the fuck is this? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/o...
Popped over to the other place to see reactions to last nights election results. As a Virginian, never in my life have I been more tempted to drop this gif on so so many whiney posts.
a woman wearing sunglasses and a hooded jacket is sitting in a crowd of people and says she does nt even go here
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a hooded jacket is sitting in a crowd of people and says she does nt even go here
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Popped over to the other place to see reactions to last nights election results. As a Virginian, never in my life have I been more tempted to drop this gif on so so many whiney posts.
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As I expected you didn’t have to tack toward the center and drive over trans people on your way to doing so.
Dudes who think they deserve to be in House leadership should perhaps take some fucking note.
Dudes who think they deserve to be in House leadership should perhaps take some fucking note.
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
As I expected you didn’t have to tack toward the center and drive over trans people on your way to doing so.
Dudes who think they deserve to be in House leadership should perhaps take some fucking note.
Dudes who think they deserve to be in House leadership should perhaps take some fucking note.
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Swifties, we’re fundraising for @feedingamerica.org to help support food banks nationwide. Tomorrow, SNAP benefits will halt and the 42 million Americans who rely on them will need help.
Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!
Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Swifties, we’re fundraising for @feedingamerica.org to help support food banks nationwide. Tomorrow, SNAP benefits will halt and the 42 million Americans who rely on them will need help.
Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!
Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!