Cel M Beats
@celmbeats.bsky.social
NJ Music Producer. I crack jokes and make beats. #UnnecessaryHashTags #blacksky @celmbeats on IG
*disclaimer*
Don't take any of my skeets seriously. I'm just here to joke 🙃
Links: https://hyperfollow.com/celmbeats
*disclaimer*
Don't take any of my skeets seriously. I'm just here to joke 🙃
Links: https://hyperfollow.com/celmbeats
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This is a cupcake stan account. You don’t need a lotta booty, just enough booty.
August 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is a cupcake stan account. You don’t need a lotta booty, just enough booty.
The way I need a nap right now
August 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The way I need a nap right now
Me waking up Monday after going to sleep Friday
August 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Me waking up Monday after going to sleep Friday
"I'm a computer tech. I work on computers"
August 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"I'm a computer tech. I work on computers"
Me paying my rent a few days early
July 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Me paying my rent a few days early
😂😂😂
Ik a couple dudes in this very same situation 💀
"You took her back????"
Me:
Me:
July 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
😂😂😂
"You took her back????"
Me:
Me:
July 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"You took her back????"
Me:
Me:
😂😂😂
I HAPPILY unmuted myself to talk shit bc fly df away
They said
July 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
😂😂😂
There needs to be a documentary on the whole thing because WTF was happening 😂😂😂😂
I want this man to come back and do a Q&A
Like you successfully beat catfishing allegations and, once outted, was so likable that people were requesting you continue catfishing 😭 They didn’t even want you to be the real you. They wanted you to keep being fake Sneak so they could just roll with it
Like you successfully beat catfishing allegations and, once outted, was so likable that people were requesting you continue catfishing 😭 They didn’t even want you to be the real you. They wanted you to keep being fake Sneak so they could just roll with it
Sneak
July 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
There needs to be a documentary on the whole thing because WTF was happening 😂😂😂😂
Sneak
What’s yall favorite bluesky lore?
There are some very interesting Bluesky lores and origin stories
July 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sneak
It's no reason for it to be this hot right now
July 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's no reason for it to be this hot right now
Happy Birthday! 🥳
3 decades!! Blessed and highly favored fr!
God, thank you! 🥹🥰🥳
Balloons on my pageeeeeee 🎈🎂
God, thank you! 🥹🥰🥳
Balloons on my pageeeeeee 🎈🎂
July 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Happy Birthday! 🥳
Dummies were really uploading their IdentiTeas?
July 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dummies were really uploading their IdentiTeas?
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Some of us are old enough to remember when this was high, lol.
July 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Some of us are old enough to remember when this was high, lol.
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How TF am I older than Al Capone was in this picture?!!?!!
I’m on the actual Alcatraz island. Bruh, Al Capone was only 35 years old in this mugshot.
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
How TF am I older than Al Capone was in this picture?!!?!!
😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
😂😂😂
Cremo and Aveeno
Whats y’all’s favorite brand of body wash? 🙂
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Cremo and Aveeno
I'd have to log in to know the exact amount right now lol
Yall ever forget how much your salary/hourly is?
July 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'd have to log in to know the exact amount right now lol