Stormin’ Jack Mormon
@cdcoy.bsky.social
Old fucker who likes to swear
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the levee of emotion finally broke
May 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the levee of emotion finally broke
Hey, Quick question,
FUCK OFF 🖕🏼
FUCK OFF 🖕🏼
January 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hey, Quick question,
FUCK OFF 🖕🏼
FUCK OFF 🖕🏼
New rule:
When referring to "back in the day" your "back in the day" must be at least 30 years ago
Carry on!
When referring to "back in the day" your "back in the day" must be at least 30 years ago
Carry on!
January 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
New rule:
When referring to "back in the day" your "back in the day" must be at least 30 years ago
Carry on!
When referring to "back in the day" your "back in the day" must be at least 30 years ago
Carry on!
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Los Angeles January 2025
January 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Los Angeles January 2025
Somebody better recognize me before I go all western and shit
January 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Somebody better recognize me before I go all western and shit
Popcorn saved my life
Filmed at 11
Filmed at 11
January 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Popcorn saved my life
Filmed at 11
Filmed at 11
I haven't had a home cooked meal since the last time I cooked
January 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I haven't had a home cooked meal since the last time I cooked
When I have time in my mind to think about it I'm amazed I'm still alive
January 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
When I have time in my mind to think about it I'm amazed I'm still alive
Hey look it's that one chick from the twitter
January 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hey look it's that one chick from the twitter
Might have to be somebody on this here Bluesky app
January 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Might have to be somebody on this here Bluesky app
And by the way,
It's kitty corner Not katty corner
the fuck outta here 🖕🏼
It's kitty corner Not katty corner
the fuck outta here 🖕🏼
January 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
And by the way,
It's kitty corner Not katty corner
the fuck outta here 🖕🏼
It's kitty corner Not katty corner
the fuck outta here 🖕🏼
Nuthin better than some good Chinese food while listening to tunes ✌🏼
January 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nuthin better than some good Chinese food while listening to tunes ✌🏼
Something somewhere somehow
I said what I said
I said what I said
December 24, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Something somewhere somehow
I said what I said
I said what I said
She gives the wettest kisses under her camel toe
December 24, 2024 at 3:19 AM
She gives the wettest kisses under her camel toe
I heard Santa Clause is a cum crier 🤫
December 24, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I heard Santa Clause is a cum crier 🤫
Do you think misses Claus swallows?
December 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Do you think misses Claus swallows?
I'll deck you in the fk'n basement fa la la la la la la la
December 24, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I'll deck you in the fk'n basement fa la la la la la la la
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Not a creature was stirring, not even the mouse on soup duty, which kind of fucked the whole meal for everyone
December 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Not a creature was stirring, not even the mouse on soup duty, which kind of fucked the whole meal for everyone
I'll tip you according to your service
Not just cuz
Not just cuz
December 24, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I'll tip you according to your service
Not just cuz
Not just cuz
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National Mental Health Hotline:
866-903-3787
Suicide Prevention Hotline
1-800-273-TALK
National Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233
You are more valuable alive.
You can even reach out to me.
866-903-3787
Suicide Prevention Hotline
1-800-273-TALK
National Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233
You are more valuable alive.
You can even reach out to me.
December 23, 2024 at 2:55 AM
National Mental Health Hotline:
866-903-3787
Suicide Prevention Hotline
1-800-273-TALK
National Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233
You are more valuable alive.
You can even reach out to me.
866-903-3787
Suicide Prevention Hotline
1-800-273-TALK
National Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233
You are more valuable alive.
You can even reach out to me.
It's like jello but thickerer
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
It's like jello but thickerer
Only dopes smoke Dope
December 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Only dopes smoke Dope
Did you know that today is the cleanest freshest Eve known to mankind?
December 24, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Did you know that today is the cleanest freshest Eve known to mankind?