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Carter
@ccart31.bsky.social
Husband adventures
It's cozy season and I want all the carbs, all the cookies, all the soups and all the sweaters.
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Oh noooo. I'm so afraid of the time change. Another winter looms 😔
It’s the time of year where I start to notice that it’s getting darker earlier, which only servers to remind me that in like 2 weeks we go full dark-at-4:30 PM.
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm having a case of the Mondays so sharing a little gratitude for the Fall weather. Amid the news cycle and work grind, gotta find the things that are really just kinda great.
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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One of the best feelings in the world must be to be a baseball organist who’s like fuck it, I’m playing Thriller
October 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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There are few pleasures in life so pure as watching Yankees fans suffer. #alds
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Jean Michel and Guillaume Henri Vert celebrating Pizzamas circa 1840.
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm always amazed when a post card actually gets delivered... I'm starting to enjoy non screen related communication...
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Enjoy this no context Fall picture while I contemplate how the hell my friends have kids older than I was when I started college and currently touring my old campus 😯🙃. Like how does time even work?
September 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If you see this, repost a vampire that is not Dracula.
September 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I can't remember the last time I laughed as loudly at the antics of strangers as I did when this photographer's assistant threw this lady's dress over her head, trapping her in a cocoon in an effort to take this "flying dress" photo.
August 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Just remembered this flowchart I made many years ago for Twitter. Still very relevant to BlueSky.
August 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What I love about owning this album is it's by definition not his greatest. "There is a whole album worth of hits better than this one and none of those are on this record" I guess was too long for the title. But I would still have proposed "Pretty Good Hits" which is why I bought it for €2.
July 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That feeling when you're craving a chocolaty dessert and the world delivers. Dinner and a movie is always a great Saturday night.
July 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Getting to the age where even the people I don't think I've known that long, I've known for like 15 years.
June 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A thing about working from home is some weeks it's French Toast Friday for the entire office (me).
May 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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My biggest problem with the "debate" about trans women in sport is that I cannot imagine giving a shit who wins in sports. Like why the fuck do you even care? It makes absolutely no difference to anything.
May 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Trying to make time for picnics, happy hours, reading and listening to records. 🤗
May 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I never fail to be impressed at what this man makes when he gets inspired. Lasagna from scratch, homemade noodles 😯
May 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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About 20 Pounds xkcd.com/3085
May 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I don’t think the conclave passed the bechdel test :/
May 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A good way to know this too will pass is to go somewhere that's the same as it's been for centuries.
May 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM