CB…ThatsMe!
@cbbeme.bsky.social
100% autistic. 98% funny. 79% sarcastic. Bad at small talk, social cues, and knowing how math works. I sell happiness by the gram. Weed works wonders. NO DMs! They get you blocked. No exceptions.
Know what I want? I want EVERYBODY to stop talking about him and his cult. Just stop. Turn away from it all.
I KNOW you care, but you’re feeding the beast w your attention.
TURN AWAY. Don’t engage. Don’t gripe. Stop exposing yourself to trauma over and over again.
STOP FEEDING THE MONSTER.
STOP
I KNOW you care, but you’re feeding the beast w your attention.
TURN AWAY. Don’t engage. Don’t gripe. Stop exposing yourself to trauma over and over again.
STOP FEEDING THE MONSTER.
STOP
January 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Know what I want? I want EVERYBODY to stop talking about him and his cult. Just stop. Turn away from it all.
I KNOW you care, but you’re feeding the beast w your attention.
TURN AWAY. Don’t engage. Don’t gripe. Stop exposing yourself to trauma over and over again.
STOP FEEDING THE MONSTER.
STOP
I KNOW you care, but you’re feeding the beast w your attention.
TURN AWAY. Don’t engage. Don’t gripe. Stop exposing yourself to trauma over and over again.
STOP FEEDING THE MONSTER.
STOP
Hey! I know that guy! He comes in our store all the time! I just sold him a half ounce of sour blue diesel!
-me, watching a tv commercial about the safe driving of Ohio’s snow removal workers.
-me, watching a tv commercial about the safe driving of Ohio’s snow removal workers.
January 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hey! I know that guy! He comes in our store all the time! I just sold him a half ounce of sour blue diesel!
-me, watching a tv commercial about the safe driving of Ohio’s snow removal workers.
-me, watching a tv commercial about the safe driving of Ohio’s snow removal workers.
Gyros are just tacos on vacation.
January 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Gyros are just tacos on vacation.
This had me at “Twizzlers”.
January 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This had me at “Twizzlers”.
Sometimes I think weird thoughts that make me do weird things with wordplay.
January 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sometimes I think weird thoughts that make me do weird things with wordplay.
Some days, I feel like one of those school kids from that Pink Floyd video seconds before they fall into the meat grinder.
January 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Some days, I feel like one of those school kids from that Pink Floyd video seconds before they fall into the meat grinder.
Personally, I feel that I SHOULD be allowed to drive anywhere on the road I want so long as I not hit anyone or thing in the process. That seems fair.
Maybe I don’t have to follow the rules of the road and maybe these roads need to be more accepting of my free-form driving style.
Maybe I don’t have to follow the rules of the road and maybe these roads need to be more accepting of my free-form driving style.
January 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Personally, I feel that I SHOULD be allowed to drive anywhere on the road I want so long as I not hit anyone or thing in the process. That seems fair.
Maybe I don’t have to follow the rules of the road and maybe these roads need to be more accepting of my free-form driving style.
Maybe I don’t have to follow the rules of the road and maybe these roads need to be more accepting of my free-form driving style.
New achievement unlocked.
January 10, 2025
January 10, 2025
January 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
New achievement unlocked.
January 10, 2025
January 10, 2025
Write words so powerful they scorch the paper underneath them.
-me, just now
-me, just now
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Write words so powerful they scorch the paper underneath them.
-me, just now
-me, just now
I just tried “hitting” my tv remote control like it’s a damn vape.
This is some really good weed.
This is some really good weed.
January 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I just tried “hitting” my tv remote control like it’s a damn vape.
This is some really good weed.
This is some really good weed.
Quick question:
Does hiring an 11 year old kid to be the permanent winter snow shoveler for your driveway and then paying them with part of the tip money you made from when you legally sold weed to his mom constitute as corrupting a minor?
Asking for a super amused (and high) friend…
Does hiring an 11 year old kid to be the permanent winter snow shoveler for your driveway and then paying them with part of the tip money you made from when you legally sold weed to his mom constitute as corrupting a minor?
Asking for a super amused (and high) friend…
January 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Quick question:
Does hiring an 11 year old kid to be the permanent winter snow shoveler for your driveway and then paying them with part of the tip money you made from when you legally sold weed to his mom constitute as corrupting a minor?
Asking for a super amused (and high) friend…
Does hiring an 11 year old kid to be the permanent winter snow shoveler for your driveway and then paying them with part of the tip money you made from when you legally sold weed to his mom constitute as corrupting a minor?
Asking for a super amused (and high) friend…
Okay, this has to be said.
The lyrics to Deep Purple’s Highway Star are fucking stupid.
How this can be both a great song and a stupid song at the exact same time is baffling me.
The lyrics to Deep Purple’s Highway Star are fucking stupid.
How this can be both a great song and a stupid song at the exact same time is baffling me.
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Okay, this has to be said.
The lyrics to Deep Purple’s Highway Star are fucking stupid.
How this can be both a great song and a stupid song at the exact same time is baffling me.
The lyrics to Deep Purple’s Highway Star are fucking stupid.
How this can be both a great song and a stupid song at the exact same time is baffling me.
And so am I
I'm gonna share this cartoon again simply because Jeff Bezos' Washington Post tried to censor it.
January 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
And so am I
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Here’s what doesn’t make sense to me..
These cybertruck penis extender vehicles cost 100K+ dollars. Who is perfectly ok to spend that much on one of these, only to blow it up? Who would do that?
Someone who can afford the loss.
Someone who would need to be RICH and powerful…
Hmmm…
These cybertruck penis extender vehicles cost 100K+ dollars. Who is perfectly ok to spend that much on one of these, only to blow it up? Who would do that?
Someone who can afford the loss.
Someone who would need to be RICH and powerful…
Hmmm…
January 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Here’s what doesn’t make sense to me..
These cybertruck penis extender vehicles cost 100K+ dollars. Who is perfectly ok to spend that much on one of these, only to blow it up? Who would do that?
Someone who can afford the loss.
Someone who would need to be RICH and powerful…
Hmmm…
These cybertruck penis extender vehicles cost 100K+ dollars. Who is perfectly ok to spend that much on one of these, only to blow it up? Who would do that?
Someone who can afford the loss.
Someone who would need to be RICH and powerful…
Hmmm…
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Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
It’d be super cool if DC held a full funeral for him on January 21st. BIGGEST parade ever, fanfare galore. Invite all the world leaders. Biden can MC.
On THAT day.
On THAT day.
December 29, 2024 at 10:33 PM
It’d be super cool if DC held a full funeral for him on January 21st. BIGGEST parade ever, fanfare galore. Invite all the world leaders. Biden can MC.
On THAT day.
On THAT day.
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President Jimmy Carter has passed away at 100. He taught us about compassion, empathy & kindness from watching him here when he was hurt & persevered to do what he loved best at Habitat For Humanity! He inspired us to be better humans. What an incredible person & gift he was. May he rest in peace.🙏💜
December 29, 2024 at 9:35 PM
President Jimmy Carter has passed away at 100. He taught us about compassion, empathy & kindness from watching him here when he was hurt & persevered to do what he loved best at Habitat For Humanity! He inspired us to be better humans. What an incredible person & gift he was. May he rest in peace.🙏💜
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As 2025 bears down on us like a malodorous, orange storm cloud, remember to act locally. Commit to protecting and improving the communities where you live. Contact local officials to advocate for housing, schools, libraries, and health care.
Make your hometown look like the America you want.
Make your hometown look like the America you want.
December 29, 2024 at 3:09 PM
As 2025 bears down on us like a malodorous, orange storm cloud, remember to act locally. Commit to protecting and improving the communities where you live. Contact local officials to advocate for housing, schools, libraries, and health care.
Make your hometown look like the America you want.
Make your hometown look like the America you want.
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The same people saying that AMericans are not smart enough to work at their tech firms. ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DISMANTLE THE DEPT OF EDUCATION.
SQUARE THAT FN CIRCLE
SQUARE THAT FN CIRCLE
December 29, 2024 at 12:37 PM
The same people saying that AMericans are not smart enough to work at their tech firms. ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DISMANTLE THE DEPT OF EDUCATION.
SQUARE THAT FN CIRCLE
SQUARE THAT FN CIRCLE
Yes, I absolutely can tell the terpene in the weed I’m smoking that increases appetite is starting to take effect.
I am now craving cheese. Cheddar.
Bless the cow.
I am now craving cheese. Cheddar.
Bless the cow.
December 29, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Yes, I absolutely can tell the terpene in the weed I’m smoking that increases appetite is starting to take effect.
I am now craving cheese. Cheddar.
Bless the cow.
I am now craving cheese. Cheddar.
Bless the cow.
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Elon has multiple businesses in China
Legally, those businesses are owned by China (By the PRC)
Elon MUST cower to China
Putin says switch off starlink over Taiwan for China
Elon Switches off starlink
China OWNS Elon
Elon OWNS Trump
Therefore China OWNS Trump
Trump & Elion is are traitors to the USA
Legally, those businesses are owned by China (By the PRC)
Elon MUST cower to China
Putin says switch off starlink over Taiwan for China
Elon Switches off starlink
China OWNS Elon
Elon OWNS Trump
Therefore China OWNS Trump
Trump & Elion is are traitors to the USA
December 29, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Elon has multiple businesses in China
Legally, those businesses are owned by China (By the PRC)
Elon MUST cower to China
Putin says switch off starlink over Taiwan for China
Elon Switches off starlink
China OWNS Elon
Elon OWNS Trump
Therefore China OWNS Trump
Trump & Elion is are traitors to the USA
Legally, those businesses are owned by China (By the PRC)
Elon MUST cower to China
Putin says switch off starlink over Taiwan for China
Elon Switches off starlink
China OWNS Elon
Elon OWNS Trump
Therefore China OWNS Trump
Trump & Elion is are traitors to the USA