CB…ThatsMe!
@cbbeme.bsky.social
100% autistic. 98% funny. 79% sarcastic. Bad at small talk, social cues, and knowing how math works. I sell happiness by the gram. Weed works wonders. NO DMs! They get you blocked. No exceptions.
Less expensive ways too. I’d do it for a bag of Cheetos and half an ounce of sour blue diesel.
January 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Less expensive ways too. I’d do it for a bag of Cheetos and half an ounce of sour blue diesel.
Well, at least it was only a burp.
January 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Well, at least it was only a burp.
None of so much of this matters.
January 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
None of so much of this matters.
I agree. They could possibly be the most advanced life forms on this planet.
Not kidding: I fear they aren’t “just cephalopods”…
Not kidding: I fear they aren’t “just cephalopods”…
January 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I agree. They could possibly be the most advanced life forms on this planet.
Not kidding: I fear they aren’t “just cephalopods”…
Not kidding: I fear they aren’t “just cephalopods”…
I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS for YEARS NOW!!!
They’re ALIENS and they came here to study us and gather data about us. They only live 3-5 yrs due to their tolerance to our atmosphere finally running out. Octopus overlords!
They’ve been slowly suffocating themselves.
For us.
They’re ALIENS and they came here to study us and gather data about us. They only live 3-5 yrs due to their tolerance to our atmosphere finally running out. Octopus overlords!
They’ve been slowly suffocating themselves.
For us.
January 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS for YEARS NOW!!!
They’re ALIENS and they came here to study us and gather data about us. They only live 3-5 yrs due to their tolerance to our atmosphere finally running out. Octopus overlords!
They’ve been slowly suffocating themselves.
For us.
They’re ALIENS and they came here to study us and gather data about us. They only live 3-5 yrs due to their tolerance to our atmosphere finally running out. Octopus overlords!
They’ve been slowly suffocating themselves.
For us.
YES THEY ARE!!!! They’re aliens and I am damn certain they are not of this earth and came here on their own to study us and report back their findings to their mother planet.
Why? They only live 3-5 years. Why?
ATMOSPHERE ISSUES. They can’t last long in this planet’s system.
OCTOUS OVERLORDS!
Why? They only live 3-5 years. Why?
ATMOSPHERE ISSUES. They can’t last long in this planet’s system.
OCTOUS OVERLORDS!
January 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
YES THEY ARE!!!! They’re aliens and I am damn certain they are not of this earth and came here on their own to study us and report back their findings to their mother planet.
Why? They only live 3-5 years. Why?
ATMOSPHERE ISSUES. They can’t last long in this planet’s system.
OCTOUS OVERLORDS!
Why? They only live 3-5 years. Why?
ATMOSPHERE ISSUES. They can’t last long in this planet’s system.
OCTOUS OVERLORDS!
I hate you for making me have to think on this question after the last six work days I’ve just had…
January 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I hate you for making me have to think on this question after the last six work days I’ve just had…
Thank you 😊 still having a hard time believing it has happened.
January 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Thank you 😊 still having a hard time believing it has happened.
Ohhh, I’m not saying that they “could be” I am saying they WILL be getting worse. For awhile. The universe is doing some rearranging of the furniture and house cleaning.
New stuff is coming. Not in our lifetime time tho. But it’s starting. Keep watching. Pay attention.
Violent & beautiful. ❤️😊🔥
New stuff is coming. Not in our lifetime time tho. But it’s starting. Keep watching. Pay attention.
Violent & beautiful. ❤️😊🔥
January 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Ohhh, I’m not saying that they “could be” I am saying they WILL be getting worse. For awhile. The universe is doing some rearranging of the furniture and house cleaning.
New stuff is coming. Not in our lifetime time tho. But it’s starting. Keep watching. Pay attention.
Violent & beautiful. ❤️😊🔥
New stuff is coming. Not in our lifetime time tho. But it’s starting. Keep watching. Pay attention.
Violent & beautiful. ❤️😊🔥
Liquid tears, motha fucka….😆😆😆😂
January 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Liquid tears, motha fucka….😆😆😆😂
The crushed hopes and dreams of naughty children.
January 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The crushed hopes and dreams of naughty children.
It’s my preferred method of writing AND reading.
January 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s my preferred method of writing AND reading.