CB…ThatsMe!
@cbbeme.bsky.social
100% autistic. 98% funny. 79% sarcastic. Bad at small talk, social cues, and knowing how math works. I sell happiness by the gram. Weed works wonders. NO DMs! They get you blocked. No exceptions.
This had me at “Twizzlers”.
January 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This had me at “Twizzlers”.
Sometimes I think weird thoughts that make me do weird things with wordplay.
January 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sometimes I think weird thoughts that make me do weird things with wordplay.
New achievement unlocked.
January 10, 2025
January 10, 2025
January 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
New achievement unlocked.
January 10, 2025
January 10, 2025
Disney got it all wrong. It’s a horseshoe, dammit! The HORSESHOE of life!
December 30, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Disney got it all wrong. It’s a horseshoe, dammit! The HORSESHOE of life!
I recommend you get a pair of these…
December 28, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I recommend you get a pair of these…
Pick up a pair of these fancy pants while you’re there.
December 28, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Pick up a pair of these fancy pants while you’re there.
I added some context.
December 28, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I added some context.
Today is not JUST “pajama” day for me at work, it’s also:
“Dress like you just got shot by a Christmas-themed cannon filled with shreds of old wrapping paper”
Kind of day.
Let’s make some fun, people.
“Dress like you just got shot by a Christmas-themed cannon filled with shreds of old wrapping paper”
Kind of day.
Let’s make some fun, people.
December 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Today is not JUST “pajama” day for me at work, it’s also:
“Dress like you just got shot by a Christmas-themed cannon filled with shreds of old wrapping paper”
Kind of day.
Let’s make some fun, people.
“Dress like you just got shot by a Christmas-themed cannon filled with shreds of old wrapping paper”
Kind of day.
Let’s make some fun, people.
Making meatloaf for Christmas dinner. You’re all invited. First come, first served. We eat til these are all gone. Bring a side dish.
December 19, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Making meatloaf for Christmas dinner. You’re all invited. First come, first served. We eat til these are all gone. Bring a side dish.
Merry cannabis and happy holly daze, all!
December 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Merry cannabis and happy holly daze, all!
Have you tried this brand yet? I heard it’s addictive one.
December 17, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Have you tried this brand yet? I heard it’s addictive one.
Legit need to know the answer to this.
December 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Legit need to know the answer to this.
Ohh I wish I was an Oscar Minty Weiner….
That is what I truly want to be.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Minty Weiner
Maybe y’all would stay the hell away from me.
That is what I truly want to be.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Minty Weiner
Maybe y’all would stay the hell away from me.
December 15, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Ohh I wish I was an Oscar Minty Weiner….
That is what I truly want to be.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Minty Weiner
Maybe y’all would stay the hell away from me.
That is what I truly want to be.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Minty Weiner
Maybe y’all would stay the hell away from me.
Will trade for one booby shot.
December 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Will trade for one booby shot.
Little gray kitty
Just a sponge babe square bottom
Fatty McFatso
December 15, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Little gray kitty
Just a sponge babe square bottom
Fatty McFatso