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Some days you wear the skinsuit, other days the skinsuit wears you.
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iloveraphtalia.bsky.social
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Been a minute.

#huskypuppy #dogsofbluesky #catsofbluesky #blindcats #couchpotatoes
A photograph of a black and white long haired cat and a black and white teen husky puppy cuddling together on a teal couch - the husky's fluffy tail is draped gently over the back and side of the cat, and both face the camera. The cat doesn't have eyes, but does have a cute pink nose.
September 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
caylawlz.bsky.social
The remodel process has taught me that, above all, I am very bad at remembering to take "Before" photos.

Here is one photo of the downstairs living room mess, taken a month ago, and then the result of yesterday's inventorying and clean-up.
A photograph of a messy and cluttered room with unfinished walls. The space is crowded with tools and construction materials. A photograph of the same room with unfinished walls, taken from further back - the room is now more organized and the clutter has been cleaned up into storage bins on silver racks. A photograph of the same unfinished room, but taken from the other side of the room, facing a sunlit stairwell.
May 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
If you ever want to find out just how not square a framed out opening is, installing glass blocks into it is a great option.

#remodel #diy #forevershimming
A photograph of a partially installed glass block wall. Four rows of large glass blocks sit in a tall opening in a wall - through the remaining opening is another room clearly under construction, with exposed insulation and rafters. A photograph of a freshly installed glass block wall in what appears to be an under-construction bathroom.
May 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Look. If you're gonna force golems of dead people to do and say things "from beyond the grave" at your flimsy, mortal whim, at least be a fucking grown-up about it and make them be muppets.
bugsmaytrix.bsky.social Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · May 7
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video An Al video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of Al to deliver a victim impact statement.
May 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in engineering with control panels and engineering stuff on the walls and whatnot. We see Picard and Worf, but Picard is a borgs! His whole body is worn in black and he looks to have been transformed into half robot half human, with tubes and wires and mechanics attached to his body and head, including half his face being covered in tech and wires, phantom of the opera style. Picard's whole arm is also now a long metally tool with sharp smaller tools sticking out of the end, and he's holding it to Worf threateningly. Worf, in gold uniform, stands like he's being held at gunpoint. Closed caption reads, "We only wish to raise quality of life."
April 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
eepy.

#husky #huskypuppy #dogsofbluesky #blep
A photograph of a black and white husky puppy asleep in a white playpen. He lays on his side on the floor, surrounded by various toys. His eyes are shut tight and his tongue is slightly sticking out. A zoomed in portion of the previous photograph of the sleeping husky puppy focused on his face, providing a clearer view of his tongue sticking out of his mouth.
April 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
caylawlz.bsky.social
I think the first and most important thing the AI that replaces my CIA/FBI Internet Activity Monitoring Guy will learn about me is how often I have to look up how to spell Kuato.
April 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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4484.cool
How much for groceries?
The Pricemaster
April 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Worf, a battle hardened Klingon warrior and decorated Starfleet officer bestowed with great honour and respect, stands on a baseball field. He's at 1st base, it's important to know, you gotta know how to catch, you gotta know how to throw. He's wearing a white pinstripes baseball uniform with red sleeves and red belt. The baseball uniform logo reads "Niners" across his burly Klingon chestal region. He's also wearing an adorable hat displaying a baseball next to a Deep Space 9 station logo. Closed caption reads, "Death to the opposition."
March 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Gunter and BMO love dogs, but our older Dobe was not super into the total lack of personal space they insisted upon. I looked for a puppy w/ the right vibe for these weirdos, and am so happy Wizard and Goontz are becoming* such good pals.

#catsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky #husky #blindcats
March 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Mr. I Broke My Leg finally got the all clear from his vet to return to normal activity levels, so off we went to tire his ass out on a lil' hike.

#husky #huskypuppy #pnw #dogsofbluesky
A photograph of a person walking a black and white husky puppy down a dirt path leading through some sunlit trees. A photograph of a black and white husky puppy's profile. His head is the foreground focus, and he looks off camera; in the background a large grassy expanse, some trees, and some water are visible.
March 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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robdenbleyker.com
yeah! what is it about them? 🤔
March 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Gunter and BMO 🐧🤖

#catsofbluesky #blindcats #noeyesnoproblem
A photograph of two cats cuddling together on a teal couch - one cat has long black and white hair, and the other cat has long brown tabby and white hair. They lay facing each other, with their legs intertwined.
March 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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muheggs.bsky.social
France does not play games.
youranoncentral.bsky.social Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · Mar 7
France just can’t stop showing off. Now they’ve burnt down their first Tesla dealership in protest to Elon Musk. #E3 #TeslaTakeOver
Dozens of teslas burnt to a crisp
March 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Wizard is taking a quick level in Druid while we prep the front garden. Thus far he has only been able to successfully cast Ensnare on himself and his leash, but we're optimistic he'll get the hang of it soon.

#husky #huskypuppy #dogsofbluesky #helper #multiclass
A photograph of a black and white husky puppy sitting on the sidewalk. The camera is above him, and he looks up into it. He is sitting next to an expanse of raked dirt, and a partially out of frame person wearing a black coat and red gardening gloves holds his leash.
March 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
With the right tools and supply of Aleve, you too can move nearly a ton of unwanted sod 👍🏼

Very excited to continue to shift our resources and labor away from lawn management and toward maintaining some pollinator-benefiting flowers, herbs, and grasses.

#gardening #spring #gtfolawn
A photograph of a residential street - in the foreground a gas-powered sod cutter sits in a driveway. In the mid- and background there is a median filled with rolls of freshly cut sod. A photograph of an absolutely huge pile of dirt and sod. A photograph of a receipt from a transfer station, showing the weight of material dumped to be 1,960 pounds, which is .98 tons. A photograph of the same residential street, now showing the median free of grass and filled with dirt. A small fig tree grows from the ground on one end of the median.
March 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Thoughts and prayers for Wizard, who was startled out of his drug nap by some children walking outside shouting about pooping their pants (10/10 child-rearing, no notes)

#husky #huskypuppy #dogsofbluesky
A collage of three photos - the top photograph shows a black and white husky with his leg bandaged lying on his side on a teal couch and green blanket, with his head propped up looking at something out of frame. The lower left photograph is the same as the top photograph, but zoomed in and cropped around the puppy's face, which we can see bears squinting eyes and a very groggy expression - one of his ears stands upright, while the other flops to the side. The lower right photograph is a copy of a Lemmy meme which depicts the internet comedian Lemmy, a white man, lying in bed with his head propped up to look at something out of frame - his posture, squinted eyes, and groggy expression imply he has been startled awake from a deep sleep.
February 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Wizard loves being a nosy neighbor.

#husky #huskypuppy #dogsofbluesky #pnw #fakespring
A photograph of a black and white husky puppy standing on a couch, with his front legs and chest leaned over the back of the couch so he can gaze out an open window. His back is to the camera, he is wearing a teal and orange harness, and one of his rear legs is bandaged. Sunlight streams through the window, and the couch cushions under the puppy are littered with various chew toys.
February 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
I'm starting to think dei & Woke were the only things keeping airplanes from crashing... if my pilot doesn't transition between leaving the gate and takeoff I am pulling the emergency exit handle
February 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKILLETON ANGEL WHOSE PLAYEN THERE HARP, AND THERE CHILLEN BECUASE THEY WOULD NEVER DO ANY DIRECT ACTION OR VIALATE ANY "TERMS OF SERVICE" AND THERE THINKEN ABOUT WHAT YOU WHOULD DO TO IMPROVE HOW THING'S ARE GOING RIGHT NOW, AND THERE STARTEN TO THINK ABOUT HOW DA ONLY PERSON IN A LONG TIME TO WATER DA TREE OF LIBERTY WAS LUIGI ,AND HOW DA NEWS STOPPED TALKING ABOUT HIM WHEN THEY REALIZED THAT EVERY ONE SUPORTS HIM, WELL IF YOU EVER SAID "ONE DAY I WILL" THEN YOU SHOULD DO IT TODAY, IF YOU EVER THOUGHT "WHEN THE SHIT HIT'S THE FAN" ITS HITTING IT NOW I GUESS, THEY SET A ICE VAN ON FIRE IN PHILLEY THE OTHER DAY, JUST TORCHED THE MF, EVERYTHING BURNS, THERE BANKING ON US NOT LIGHTING THE WICK,,, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "FEEL BAD? ME TO LOL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LOL " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND ALIENS ARE FUCKEN REAL BUT YOU DIDENT HEAR IT FROM ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Passed out and blasting the rankest gas clouds into the living room. Just ripping one world-ending fart after another, blissfully unconscious, assuredly dreaming of the spray cheese he gets during bandage changes which makes these biochemical crimes possible.

#husky #huskypuppy #dogsofbluesky
A photograph of a black and white husky puppy asleep on the floor against the vertical bars of a white metal playpen. He lies on his back, with his snout and several legs poking through various gaps in the bars. One of his hind legs is wrapped in purple and neon orange bandages.
February 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
caylawlz.bsky.social
Trying to keep Wizard enriched despite his injury by teaching him to find food in closed compartments.

I cannot foresee any potential unwanted long-term consequences from this.

#husky #huskypuppy #dogsofbluesky
A photograph of three dog puzzles lined up on a table, next to a scoop full of puppy kibble. Two of the puzzles are designed to require the dog to spin different layers to gain access to different compartments, and one of the puzzles requires the dog to remove small bone-shaped lids off of recessed pockets. A photograph of a black and white husky puppy standing in a playpen on a grey mat. He is eating kibble out of a rotating puzzle dish, and has two other puzzles waiting next to him. He is wearing a teal and orange harness, and one of his back legs is wrapped in a neon pink bandage with a single neon orange heart on it.
February 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM