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it’s official, #JDVanceKilledThePope
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ohhhhhhh so my mmr shot is the reason i can't get a girlfriend
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The plane that flipped over was in Canada and appears to be caused by high winds on the runway. Take a moment. Breathe.
I am gonna say try to not panic about airplane related news. After a plane crash the media loves to write about every minor situation related to planes and it always drives folks into a panic.
February 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i know three people who work in nuclear energy, and all three are trans women. what does this tell us about homer simpson?
February 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
thusly,
February 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
overheard on the train: "shouldn't he be creating generational wealth for his family instead of buying couches?"
February 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.

It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
tonight's dinner was supposed to be chicken caesar salad except i forgot to buy the chicken and i don't like salad dressing so i'm just eating a bowl of romaine lettuce with parmesan and croutons
January 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This is the first legitimate good use case for generative AI: hurting other generative AI companies
The reveal of a new artificial intelligence assistant, DeepSeek, looks poised to wipe almost a trillion pounds in value off some of the world’s most expensive technology companies.
DeepSeek AI launch sees $1tn wiped off world’s biggest tech companies
Nvidia is the hardest-hit among American big tech related to artificial intelligence, while Samsung in Europe is down more than 20 per cent
www.independent.co.uk
January 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i know the word "treatler" is used to refer to the people online who try to argue that doordash is an inalienable human right but whenever i hear it i can't help but picture one of those cats with a hitler moustache eating a piece of tuna
January 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
machine that turns cat food into cat poop
January 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i think it'd be really funny if conservatives got as mad about this as they did about easter falling on trans day of visibility last year
easter falls on 4/20 this year he will be risen indeed
January 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
easter falls on 4/20 this year he will be risen indeed
January 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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the prophecy
January 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
love a good state shaped barcode
January 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
one unexpected downside of getting a cat is that it's harder to listen to records because i'll put it on, go sit on the couch, then my cat will come sit in my lap so then when it comes time to flip the record i'm held hostage
January 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
meta employées should do this
Type shit I’m about to be on if my time off doesn’t get approved
January 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i hate when i'm blanching broccoli and i add all my broccoli to my giant pot of boiling water and it just unboils all the water
January 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
it's extraordinarily hard to tell who online is actually mad about nyc congestion pricing and who's making fun of the people who are mad about congestion pricing and i'm enjoying that fact greatly
January 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Bill Belichick in 365 days this will be YOU 🫵
PJ Fleck gets the mayo bath and they got him GOOD
January 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM